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23 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



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Most Recent Posts

@POOHEAD189
As far as I can see it (and if my mind and especially my memory doesn't play tricks with me), An-Hasst has already finished his convos or is waiting for one of your characters to respond.
I've sent you an PM, very interested in Plot 1 [Trad Fantasy] :)
@Madly33 Very likely going to ask for the same thing tomorrow. It's too late for me now :)
Adding mentions after posting via edit doesn't trigger the system @Azereiah
@Madly33 Are we allowed to control the bear or would you like to do a collab ? If yes, PM me please.


@Eviledd1984

It was a whizzing noise that entered Xavier's and Bette's ears. The group of three had entered an extended forest that lay in their path towards Bravado. The trees were tall and dark, but the seldom travelers had created a narrow dirt road leading through it. They could only ride behind, not next to each other. It was because of this that the loud demonic growl came from behind. Then a noise of something rather soft, but very large and heavy hitting the ground.

Madawc, who was not wearing his armor because it was packed onto Bette's horse, had been struck by an arrow though his shoulder. The attacker already was nowhere to be seen again, and there was no noise that would be standing out from the ubiquitous rushing of the wind and the occasional dropping of a piece of branch onto the floor. The demon was bleeding badly.
Today literally cannot get any worse. My dog that I've had for the last 10 years had a biopsy done last Friday and we got the results back today. She has Lymphatic sarcoma, a really aggressive form of cancer. They told us she has roughly six months maybe less.


It makes the end of my cat feel like a less cruel fate... Shit man, I'm sorry.
Wait a minute... mind-reading magic ? If one was looking for someone intimidating and freaking strong, Grol was a very good choice. But magical proficiency was a no-no. It only helped boosting the plunge in sympathy that Volric now experienced. Mind-reading... if he had just known that before without them knowing that he knew! It would have been thinking Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! all the time and chuckling afterwards because they wouldn't have been able to blame him for what he was privately thinking about.

The Etlock really hoped that there would be a second, individual meeting to discuss the test's results. It would give him an opportunity to speak openly about certain things... The worst consequence of this revelation however was that his gleeful anticipation of the physical tests had been completely spoiled. If mind-reading was the first thing the hunter's guild confronted its recruits with, what would be the next ? Telling them to run in circles not in order to see who could go the longest distance, but who would be the first one to stand up and claim that the task was nonsense, thereby presenting another bit of mental superiority ?

Grol went out, slowly following the trail of people that tried to arrange itself in the shape of a line. And then there was the line breaker. A line breaker that looked damn familiar and was approaching him with her sails fluttering in the wind so to speak. A subtle smile started to conquer the Etlock's normally rather grim looking face.

"You can still bail out!" Grol raised his hand and stretched the thing out for her to grab and shake. "Aren't these garments horribly inadequate for this ?" He himself was wearing pretty much the same things he had worn the day before, and the day before that: Black fur and many patches of dark leather stitched together to form an intimidatingly large coat that went down to his knees. Beneath that, a thin layer of cloth was covering his skin, and thin, but still observeable was the flab that was bulging over his girdle. "How are you doing ?"
*gently prods everyone*
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