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23 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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Sorry for the delay, but today my internet and phone failed without pre-warning and I did get it back just now when there's not enough time left for me to go through all the posts and do mine. I'll have to do tomorrow.


Seth collected a skewed, but not unfriendly glance from Ker. What was all that fuzz about reciting verses ? The gargoyle didn't understand it. However he knew that this likely wasn't anything an educated man like Seth had to be worried about. The gargoyle lacked the cultural education to understand this properly. Of course, the grey creature didn't reveal this.

With a noticeable degree of cheerlessness the one that constantly was considered a monster acknowledged the knight's denial of his request. Amber eyes followind Seth as he turned away and began his speech. The fact that, in the meantime, a whole deck of cards had been vaporized by a flamboyantly dressed, very slim man that called himself a 'Magician', had completely passed him. This lump or arrogance that was busy with his penalty was such an attention whore... The gargoyle would have enjoyed watching Keith's tricks, bristling with sheer agility and experience, much more. But he had missed everything.

"I vote against myself being the leader, because everybody's darling will soon be everybody's idiot and I don't consider myself to be suitable for the job, for multiple reasons." He absolutely did not glance over to this new one-man cleaning squad the tavern had hired.


The gargoyle blinked a few times in quick succession as his mind was trying to compile what the black haired, but quite attractive looking human male had said to him and to that furious other man that had lost his wallet. After a few seconds of thinking, he could not deny that there was a certain degree of wisdom in his words. More than that: He had managed to deliver his message without immediately heating up the situation even more. Given that No appeared to be the social equivalent to a barrel of highly flammable oil while he himself, admittedly, was a giant tripwire hooked up to a box full of caltrops that waited to come crashing down on the poor man that triggered the trap, this could be considered a major achievement. Did this unlock on Steam ? At least it netted Seth an acknowledging nod of Kerylun's head.

No disappeared. Probably several people here now hoped that he would find his missing coins, Kerylun suspected. The opposite of it happened, and the pretty defenseless waitress had to take the brunt of the consequences. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see and hear Gwendolyn making an attempt to stop him, at least this time not with using her bow. Her obviously being an Elf kept his sympathy for her at a fairish level so far.

Her attempt to convice him appeared to work. If it had not, he would have decided to step in between them and act as a barrier against possible mutual threats. This behaviour wasn't getting them anywhere except out of the tavern. When No ended up with having to shine the floor, Kerylun tried to make a bit of a mock out of him. "I suggest you work slow and with love to detail." the gargoyle shouted. "It will keep you away from this table for a longer time." and a laugh followed. Then, he adressed the man who had managed to keep his dispute with No at bay. "Hey, what's your name ?" and his claws made a gesture indicating that Seth should sit down next to him.
Shit... I had a post ready by now, but the time I was writing it things happened that rendered it obsolete...
@Halvtand Ker never threatened No with ripping anyone into pieces. He only talked about his wallet xD
An-Hasst will simply unleash his undocumented An-Haste ability and run away from the danger.
They should produce a remake of this game with recent technology... Best plot I've encountered in a game so far.
Randomly dropping bones from a corpse sitting in front of a computer still running and causing random input by hitting the keyboard reporting for duty!
*votes for The Eye of the Storm*
Name: Kerylun
Level: 1
Race: Gargoyle
Class: Archer
Date/Time: Day 1 / Morning
Location: The Meeting Spot in the main lounge of the Greased Oak
Tagging: @Ayemdar @KoL @Holy Soldier Mentioned: @JackalopeLove @Raizin @Vec

"I'm doing quite fine. You ?" It was a bit of a lie. With humans in close proximity he did less fine and more boiling. Yet it wasn't him who seemed to have the need for letting off steam. No's facial expression towards him was enough to make the decision to not even try and engage a friendly dialogue with this guy who had just tried to 'explain' his name. Perhaps 'No' was just short for 'Nobody you should take care of because he's a big fat a****** ?'. The gargoyle didn't say this, he just thought it and let go of a subtle grin while doing so.

Kerylun felt being stared at. It took a noticeable moment for the gargoyle to recognize the tiny person that had required a crate to be stacked onto the chair to reach a proper height. Gosh... was this a gnome ? A shiver ran down his spine when he tried to imagine being that small... She could accidentally get hit or even stepped on at any time, Ker thought. He would have to be careful. Perhaps it was this why she tried to bore a hole into him with her stare ? He stared back, his huge pupils being black holes that tried to suck out Lizzy's thoughts, but not for long. He didn't dare to extend his claws towards her for a greeting, perhaps it could be misinterpreted. Ker made a mental note to try and talk to her later.

It was only after three more persons, a seemingly very casual human that appeared like the opposite to No with his complete lack of grumpyness, another man who seemed to have the same attitude when it came to clothing like himself, and an Elf that just had escaped major disturbance by not openly telling him that he was the ugliest statue in the world, that the largest of the other men got his response for his... let's say quick approach. It was a fierce one and the sight of a weapon being drawn and directed at one of the future party members at THIS early stage made him arch his eyebrows. But it got even worse when No decided to start yelling and throw out random accusations.

Ker slowly, but audibly clenched his claws, causing them to leave superficial scratches on the wooden table. "Well, don't look at me. If I had had any interest in your purse I would have ripped it out of your pocket and spread its content across this whole floor so everyone would have been able to participate." The gargoyle's voice was as calm as it could be considering his stature, yet it was cold like stone. There were humans and humans - this one seemed to be the latter category!
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