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22 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


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Vaughtar


That unvoluntary expediton into the deep bowels of this strange 'sub' had not exactly been a pleasant surprise. Things like this small... pond... filled with filthy and strangely oily water didn't exist on Munimis, and even if they had he'd still have been able either to search for another pond filled with clear water, to roll himself in a patch of nice grass or to go for a high speed dive in the air in order to rid himself of the dirt. Obviously none of those options were available in this steel tomb.

The huge stone creature shook himself in order to shed at least some water, but there still was an abundance of droplets sticking to him. Had anyone introduced Vaughtar to those strange devices called showers yet ? Maybe now would be a good time before he could dare to visit Dimitri for the promised drink...

"You can do magic ? Then maybe..." Vaughtar spread his wings, putting even more of the bilge water onto display. The fact that it was spread over a large surface area allowed it to quickly evaporate, making the stench stronger. "I need to get rid of this!" He looked at Rockin, inspecting the rather strange creature. A unicorn ? Never heard of that kind before. Apparently another unfortunate being which had been sucked through one of those rifts. It reminded him that they had a job to do.
I needs a reply from Vaughter an Shannon.


Hope to get it out tomorrow. I'm relatively tired right now, but got four days off from my job!
Epic lootz incoming ?

If An-Hasst survives having to work together with Settionne now
Praise to the powers that be, she finally posted!


Why did I instantly replace the characters and dialogue in that cartoon with An-Hasst and Settionne ?
An-Hasst rolled his eyes. This... monk, priest, stupid man, whatever he was that luckily could simply be summarized with the term Settionne... did not appear to have heard the shot.

"No. Now you hold on for a moment!" The Skayleigh not only used his tremendously long index finger to point at the man's breast, but even put it firmly on it. His voice was nowhere near a semi-whisper, even though one could tell that the Skayleigh at least tried it. "Let me put one thing right, Settionne: Our success could be vital to the survival of these lands. Even remotely detailed information about what we do, where we plan to go, how many we are et cetera et cetera therefore has be handled with great care. Obtaining it should be a privilege of those who really earn it by trustworthyness, authority and necessity, not a right everyone has who's not obviously standing on the abnormal, bad side of things. You however have been making just that out of it since we started! I am willing to tolerate this as long as we all have an agreement about this, but as far as I can remember we don't! The same goes for throwing away invitations to our party! You behaved very selfish! Now what about meeting the others and resolving these questions once and for all ? Do you volunteer or do I have to carry you over there ?"

The Skayleigh didn't hesitate to close onto the other man, ignoring what was happening around him. This man wouldn't dare to do any physical harm to him is he had to fulfill is ultimatum, would he ?

@POOHEAD189@The Fated Fallen@Banana@BCTheEntity@Sypherkhode822@Ink Blood
You know what time it is tomorrow ? Yep, that's right. WEEKEND-TIME!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneeleven

So I can get An-Hasst/Fast/Hash/Hatred/Havoc/Hack moving again.
Sorry for missinc mentions and coloring in my post, but I wrote this on phone in a moving train because I wanted to make sure this goes out today despite my limited time budget. I promised :P
The Drabarian spent a noticeable amount of time on weighing the different options. Well there merely were two of them, but nevertheless he found the choice between turning around and heading directly back into the city and staying here and idling around already a difficult one. He probably would be able to chat with his -- hopefully -- future colleagues at either location, so the decision making was reduced to what could serve the greatest additional purpose. And there Othiosiyya started to have severe doubts about the wisdom in going for a little shopping tour. Sure, Valdium and such were very nice things to have, but would it be worth it in case of his shield and the technique he used it for ? Also his spear was an entirely different question. The tip could be replaced, but given that it was a dramatically oversized weapon compared to what any human would use a quick fix off the shelf was likely out of question. Hos long would a complete rebuild take and how costly would it be ?

That was an issue the Drabarian was thinking about while already facing the consequences of accompanying the shoppers and literally flattening everything that happened to become a target for his feet, triggering attention with the thudding sound he caused. Assuming that the captain -- whom hd hardly knew -- would compensate for every expense made just because he didn't explicitly ask for everyone's financial capacity prior to making this invitation could haunt him later on.

He ultimately addressed Kayden: "What do you think ? Covering this with a thin Valdium plating should considerably improve its performance, shouldn't it ?" He wasn't saying anything about who was going to pay for this, but a big part of him had high hopes in Kayden just saying something like 'yes!' with a lot of enthusiasm in it and ghen maybe bring up the more difficult topic by himself.

Non-newtonian fluid maybe ? :D

Gonna try to put up a post tomorrow. Came home very late today @POOHEAD189
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