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20 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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29 days ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



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"C'mon, fire up!"

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"Should have switched back to light bulbs when I had the opportunity..." a low voice muttered more to itself than anything else in the darkness. Another attempt to throw the switch, but while its collegues followed suit one of the luminescent tubes refused to work still. Unfortunatenly it was one of the more important ones, illuminating the workbench and not some empty space or temporary collection of garbage.

The cellar probably was the only place in Maël's abode which did not have that certain odour of burnt tobacco in it, but given its size one could argue that his home still was at least halfway smoke-free. Instead the smell of wood filled the room along with traces of leather, rubber and a waft of hard-soldering. All of which was okay, but smoking here would get him rid off whatever kind of reputation he had earned so far pretty fast. Aside from that -- in an environment filled with wood and dust many decades old it was just too much of a fire hazard.

There it was, pretty much in the centre of the room: a not-so-mighty, but still formidable Wurlitzer CX. The one with the intricate roll-changing mechanism. A machine which could give you all the fun for a single coin, from a time when phonograph records were a heap of teething troubles and transistors not even a theoretical thing. Well... not all the fun to be honest. That did only come if one dared to take the panels off before switching it on so one could see for oneself just how oldschool the idea of steampunk already was back in the day. There were more than enough flexible pipes that needed replacement, an abundance of cogs and chains desperately crying for lubrication and an electric motor that looked like a massive, black chunk of menace. Not to forget the light bulbs! Quite ironically this instrument's lighting was in better working order than that of the room it was being restored in.

The larger part of the general population being oblivious to the supernatural was a good thing. Maël had convinced himself very early that most people would not be willing to sell any instrument to a passionate lover of those things who also was half a demon. Unless of course they hoped for it to be given some kind of infernal touch. There had to be a way to make one of those cute wooden organ pipes scream like a real banshee, hadn't it ? And if computers could do magic one couldn't rule out the possibility to create a music roll that would make a Wurlitzer CX summon an otherworldly being just by playing it. A melody of horror that would spill death upon any undesired intruder automatically!

Anyway. He currently lacked the time to delve into cool imaginations. He had set himself the goal to get the thing back in working order at some point in the future. However there always were those unforseen evantualities... Sometimes they were the spice in the soup, but sometimes they were also just flat-out annoying. Having dropped his somewhat outdated smartphone onto a small table, Maël shoved himself beneath the inner workings of the machine. The two double-action bellows had become brittle and were leaking badly.

It took a few hours until the thought of a fresh cup of coffee had become too tempting to resist. He never would have thought to check his phone while filling himself up with that rejuvenating poison -- why give work B the opportunity to reach oneself while one was trying to regenerate from work A ? Said phone however was quick to realize that it had left the depths of reinforced concrete and could make contact with the network again. The message was accompanied by a particularly loud ringtone he had selected for anything that orignated from @SundayGroup.org. Yes, he had a hobby for relaxation and a real job that put him into weird and no less perilous situations frequently. Now the latter one had come to bite him.

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Big, bright red and accurately printed letters announced the contents of the small plastic case:

CARFENTANYL
- EMERGENCY USE ONLY! -


Somewhere below the red letters and written in white ink by hand stood a small footnote: "And Clive use only plz because I know he's the best with guns!"

Not so much with his personality though... Maël added internally as he stared at the case. Carfentanyl was a somewhat pumped-up variant of fentanyl and normally only used for putting things like elefants, lions or ice bears asleep quickly. However Maël, heavy-heartedly, had opted to buy that tranquilizer dart gun just in case something would happen with him even he didn't expect and couldn't control anymore. Not that it had ever seen any real use since then and not that he was entirely convinced of the whole thing being a good idea in the first place, but better safe than sorry always was a good approach and he was not the one who would have to make the ultimate decision. Therefore he always took it with him to the Sunday Group's offices.

Speaking of which... that message had been received just now, but it had been sent hours ago already and spent the meantime in the network's buffers. He was running late, damn late!

The building had a small car park below the ground that could only be used by those who had the proper keycard and were registered employees. There was a security service which cared about it during the night and a caretaker to keep things tidy and well maintained, so Maël had absolutely no concerns giving his motorcycle a stay here. His own office ? One of the more boring ones: no laboratory down in the cellar, no inofficial 'please don't stay here because someone might teleport and displace you to death' zone he imagined in his mind, no weapon racks and not even as much as a custom keyboard replacing the one that was standard office equipment here. In other words: A museum preserving how the building had looked like before a bunch of supernatural investigators had set foot here.

The fancy thing was the person now sitting in the chair and, to be honest, he was at least as much proud of it as he was worried.
was waiting for you, lol


I'd call this a deadlock resolved then :)
Vadymc


Somewhere deep inside of himself, Vadymc made a mental note just to forget about Miles when it came to reasonable conversation about certain topics. Unfortunately his own primary profession just was pretty much exactly about those topics, so effectively he could forget about Miles when it came to any kind of conversation that was above the level of mere smalltalk. It almost seemed that Miles had come to the same conclusion, at least the man seemed unwilling to continue talking. Instead he switched positions, now apparently trying to start some dialogue with Ana. How ironic... hadn't he just put her on the top position of his personal 'people to mistrust' list ?

Now he was left with Irnflow and wondered whether he should continue talking with the blacksmith or not. The tiefling let his muscular tail whip over some loose stones, tossing them onto the wayside behind him while he thought. Having come to the conclusion not to put more pressure onto the topic Vadymc then just said "Well I'd say that everyone has his or her preferred methods. I just wished I'd be a little warmer here."

Vadymc was not fond of low temperatures. Where he came from the weather was rather hot, sometimes even sweltering, and high winds were a rarity just as were large amounds of rainfall. The rogue pulled a little at his clothes, trying to wrap them just that little bit tighter around his body in order to preserve the warmth that was left. "So what are you doing normally ? Forgive me being so direct, but you don't look like a pure fighter." For that, the rogue simply deemed Irnflow to be a bit too bulked up. All that muscle and its weight could stand in one's way.
Would you like me to continue waiting for other replies or should I just respond right away at this point ?
<Snipped quote by Penny>
FBI director James Comey?


Seen here not standing out :P

Literally every single man in this photo is thinking to himself 'Look how freakishly tall this dude is!'


James Comey, at least according to quite a bunch of internet sources, is 6'8 and not 6'4. If 6' are more of an average height than he's as far away from my character's height than my character's height away from the average. We're talking about a +100% deviation of the measurand here that's just flat-out ignored by both of you. Don't tell me this is not a quite significant difference.




And now some nitpicking from my side. Sorry, but having participated in this entire debate the way you did makes your character the prime target for a more close inspection @Jarl Coolgruuf :)

>> "There's really nothing of note about him appearance wise and that's exactly how he prefers to look."
>> Just spent the previous two sentences on pointing oout how not normal his eyes are: "A prominent brow ridge frames tired, yet piercing eyes that seem to read your thoughts when you make eye contact for too long. Other than that, he appears like any other guy and would easily melt into any crowd were it not for his eyes."



So to sum things up: If you want to ridicule either me, or my character, then please have the decency to do so without using false facts and do so for everybody else equally where it is due!




Wait... You notice that now @Penny?

If I had known earlier that this game is run using an approve first, read later strategy...



Aside from that I'm confident that the statement in the character sheet holds true at least for the part of the world I live in (western Europe). It doesn't make people turn their heads often in the public. And this is a paranormal world with computers capable of some magic and horrible nightmares from distant space times.
One could interpret this as a not so subtle hint to let him switch over to his second ego as often as possible, because then he's at least the least frenchmen-like?
Name: Maël DuClair

Age: 31

Appearance: More on the inconspicuous side of things might describe it best. He's 6'4", of average muscularity and slightly overweight. His face features blue eyes, a pointed nose, thin lips and a beard trimmed half-heartedly. Jeans, a black leather jacket and a hoodie for the more rainy days are his best friends. Aside from the cigs, of course.




Concept: Rookie with hard to explain talents, unless...


Powers/skills: The DuClairs are a family of nobles which can be tracked back deep into medieval France, but much of their fame and money has disappeared over the countless turmoils and societal changes of past centuries. Still they maintain a quite significant fortune and economic influence, but only in Europe. The American branch, dating back to the heyday of steamship-powered migration at the end of the 19th century, has never made much progress past the average in their new environment and isn't paid much attention to by family headquarters.

A record in the family register states that Beaumont DuClair, one of Maël's grand-grand-grand-grand-(...)-fathers, once had a joyful night with a woman later accused to be a witch. While she found a fiery death at the stake he subsequently was regarded as a victim having been seduced. A disproportionate fraction of his children and their children in turn either showed signs of mental illnesses, were physically crippled or generally rather frail and short-lived. What was deemed to be an 'evil curse' acted upon him by said witch seemed to fade away over time though and there is no lack of more strictly scientific explanations in present day.

Maël's situation is an entirely different nut to chew on though. He's the first down the bloodline who both inherited enough of the demonic seed planted by the succubus and whose human nature exhibits enough compatibility not for him to end up like his unfortunate predecessors. It's a component rather diluted given the many centuries that have passed since its origin, but it's there and -- that's the actual problem -- never considered explaining itself towards its owner.

Maël can tap into some demonic prowess, temporarily enhancing attributes such as strength, speed and (maybe most important for an investigator) conventional/magical perception to levels that would otherwise be undue not only for someone of his lifestyle, stature and overall background. However, in this state, he also suffers from a bunch of drawbacks such as an alteration of his skin and eyes that might attract or frighten the public to a disadvantageous degree. He becomes generally more prone to violence with bare hands, teeth and blood in particular and overreacts more easily with a certain disregard of his own well-being. It's not like there would be a simple on/off switch, instead it's more like a ritual during which he pushes himself to the borders of his humanity. It also takes time of forced calmness to get himself back to normal again.


Things your character wants to happen (probably wont):
  • Maël joined the group of paranormal investigators because he himself is, partly, paranormal. He hopes to discover more of his own nature and how to control it properly. This simply can't be done in the ordinary public environment.
  • Find out if there is any way to predict or even influence what will happen to his own childs, should he ever found a family. Too many of those have died in the past.
  • Not get dragged into the abyss by some full-blooded demon or get captured by crazy exorcists who might show interest in him when he is blazing like a star for those who can see it.


Things you as a writer wants to happen (maybe will):
  • Cry 'Havoc!,' and let slip the personal frenzy! Once more unto the warp core breach!
  • A good manhunt, maybe ? Be it him being the hunter or the hunted.
  • Some comedy is always good, be it ordinary or of a sarcastic subtype
Talic's sleep went on surprisingly well, but that only was until something seemed to cause general alarm to those still awake and watching. It probably was more the disturbance in the night's remaining ambient light, caused by Mort's movements, then Ardonne's humble attempt to drag the man into some kind of conversation that triggered Talic's attention. With a groan that he let go while his consciousness still lacked the power to prevent him from doing so, he woke up.

The first thing he saw were the stars, then the thin and black line between him and them that was the shaft of an arrow. As he was still lying on the ground, Talic's eyes rotated sideways in order to see more of its owner. It was Mort, but assuming that he wasn't the kind of guy to exercise his archery in the middle of the night the immediate question was obvious even to a drowsy mind: What was the threat ? He backtracked the arrow to its intented target which seemed to be some kind of animal at the rim of the forest. However it took several acts of blinking in order to get enough of the blurriness out of Talic's view to actually recognize it: a stag.

"You aren't trying to hunt a stag while everyone's asleep, are you ?" Talic asked, sounding a little disgruntled. Only then he detected the webs between the stag's antlers and the general fact that something seemed quite strange about it. Could that be the beast ? Maybe, but even if it wasn't and there was only the potential that it could be it... wasn't it a little foolish to engage it while most of the party wasn't even conscious ?

"Do you really think that's a clever move ?"
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