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"Noooooo paaaaaaaper woooooork!" Rose wailed as she desperately tried to pull her friend from the evil stack of bureaucracy, it seemed as if the dastardly pile of papers already held sway over Kanbaru! Her efforts were not enough as her grip slipped, sending her tumbling backwards into whoever was behind her. She brought up a good point regardless, why the hell was a school dedicated to evil so... orderly? And the president responded convincingly enough as well, it was a solid answer for most. But not for Rose.

"I'm still not buying it. You claim to run a school for villains, yet you have a literal angel running errands for you. It's fishy at best, but at worst it's blatant hypocrisy." Rose said as she slid back next to Kanbaru, staring down the president intently. A few moments of this passed, before she sighed ad shrugged. "But whatever, as long as I don't have to do this stupid paperwork I'll play along. Have fun Kanbaru." She trusted her 2nd mate to get all this bullshit done, it seemed like she was insane enough to actually enjoy the shit for some reason. For now, Rose would kick back and wait for this little meeting to end. This chair sucked. This room sucked. Ok maybe she was sulking a little. Just a little.
@Flood Except, we are talking about an actual Archer Herc, not the one that is half Avenger-fied/Alteriized by weird summoning.


No no, what I'm trying to say is shouldn't Archer Herk be the banned one? Even Avenger/Archer Alcides is weaker than regular old Archer Herk, since he's actively rejecting his Divinity and any powers that might come from the gods. Actual Archer Herk (as well as Alcides), can go toe to toe with Gilgamesh, so wouldn't he be considered, "too strong" by the definitions you're using, rather than Berserker Heracles?

Anyhow, I could probably fill for any class, I have more than a few ideas for Servants.
@King Cosmos You can use Herc as long as it ain't Zerker class.


Shouldn't it be you cant use Archer Herk, since that's the strongest Herk? Berserker Herk is actually the weakest one since he only has God Hand and Nine Lives, while the other Herks would have that and more.
I am interested and already have a Master in mind.



As Jukati wondered just where Rafiq had gone, the answer would present itself shortly. Very shortly, both literally and metaphorically. "Very good, you are as I thought! Strong, mighty, angry, very angry! This will be a fruitful partnership! Partnership, collaboration, relationship." A voice squeaked near Jukati's ear, as a certain rat slowly turned visible. Rafiq was much smaller than they were just a minute ago, a size more befitting the rat they were some would say, but it was a useful tool for when one wanted to get somewhere they weren't supposed to be. Combining Rafiq's unique brand of magic with the Ratatoskr's own natural ability to erase their presence from the world, it was more than easy to just hang onto Jukati while she was fighting, staying hidden from the wolves' senses until the battle was over. Worst case scenario that Jukati and the others somehow lost, they would just hide under the oni's corpse until the wolves left, then loot the corpses of everyone and move on.

"Your potions are adequate Willowa of Turnas. We will talk more later about working out deals." They said as Jukati passed by the drow. Being a master thief was all well and good, but having someone to sell it to was equally important. No point stealing unless you could make a profit off it after all.

Suddenly the hair on the back of Rafiq's neck bristled as they felt a certain... gaze, fall upon them. Something equivalent to death, something Rafiq most certainly didn't want to get caught by. Their eyes darted back and forth around the lagoon, finally settling on the... cat, thing watching them. "I will need much protection from the cat. Protection, defense, safety." They whispered in Jukati's ear, scurrying over to the other shoulder to put something in between them and the cat. Even if it was Jukati's own neck.
@Heyitsjiwon

You still with us?
Rose Fortis


Rose's eye twitched slightly as the Student President completely brushed off their advances, but this was probably beneficial in it's own way. At least they weren't being thrown into hostile detention or whatever, which could have ended badly. "You know what, sure. Villain high school doesn't sound too boring, maybe we'll find something cool-" And then the stacks of paperwork were slammed down in front of them.

"Nope! Nuh uh, no way in fucking hell am I doing paperwork! I became a pirate so I wouldn't have to sign stacks of paperwork for years on end, there is no way in hell you are going to get me to spend even a second signing a single paper there! Make someone else do it, I don't care, that is not happening!" Rose made an x with her arms, refusing the pen offered to her as the president shoved his evil paperwork into her.

"I'll play your game or whatever, but there is not a chance in hell that you're gonna get me to do all that paperwork. Hit me with the rules or whatever, I don't even care anymore!" Rose shouted, getting up out of her chair and moving back to Itsuko, practically dragging Kanbaru with her. "Trust me Kanbaru, paperwork is evil, we don't want anything to do with this."

To say that the wolves were absolutely shredded through would be an understatement to say the least, the walls and floor painted crimson with wolven blood as the escaped prisoners defended themselves from the ravenous pack. Jukati did a good job of grabbing the attention of one pack, letting Azrael take care of the group with his quintessence as they were distracted by the massive oni absolutely pummeling them. Willowa used her potion as a poison, ending the dogs with immense pain as they warped and deformed into misshapen monstrosities, while Noire took care of the third patrol with brutal efficiency. The fourth patrol was busy focusing their attentions on the ogre, but they would likely be dismantled quickly as the entire group turned their attentions on the remaining four. Well, remaining three, as the last leader whimpered away with tail in between legs. Someone was gonna have to report this to the boss, they were gonna need a lot more men if they wanted to get these prisoners back in their cells, better equipment too.

It was almost laughable how easily the wolves were destroyed, only by a fraction of the gathered group too. It brought to question how any of the hounds expected to re-imprison the inmates but perhaps eons of playing house with the humans and being good dogs had softened them up. Without a backbone provided by human hands, they were easily discouraged. The last leader continued his path away from the bloodbath, casting a single glance back with pity at how his pack was handled. Oh well. There were more of them to go around and several hundred of miles and more between the Abyss' prisons and the surface. It was this impartial moment that caused a shadow to flicker in the corner of his vision. Instinct told him to follow it and sure enough, a few bounds and leaps later had one of the prisoners in sight. It was a girl by the looks of it, and one that reeked of blood.

The wolf instantly went back into some primal state, the long accursed history between vampire and lupin kind going far into his blood and genes. Without warning or restraint, he raced fully towards Raula with intent to drag her back down by force and of a well-placed bite to the back of her throat. No such action occurred when the shadows stirred once again, but not by Raula's making. The hound hesitated just an inch as something else was leaking into shape, stautly put between the vampire and the wolf, though it wouldn't have been the first strange phenomena. After all, there was still a lady in the lake.

He hunched over and growled at the unknown shape, his hackles bristling as he bared his fangs at this unknown that had entered the scene. 'Just another prisoner to take back to their cell.' He thought as he pointed his sword at the strange thing, before leaping forwards and stabbing at it with a roar of primal fury. A foolish dog, one who would bare its fangs at everything and everyone, precisely why he had been chosen as the leader of the 'pack.'

The gathering blot had grown large and well, almost to the size of a man. But the wisps of shadows that could dim the pathway was no man, and the wolf's attack passed right through. Well, not completely. At some point halfway into the midsection, the wolf's blade found itself stuck and embedded into the dark mass. Like licorice, the blade made squelching noises the more it was buried in and only when the wolf released it did the sword fall lifeless to the ground, brittle like bone; though that wasn't much hard to achieve given their poor equipment. Indeed, no man stared back at the wolf, but a thing who resembled the shape of men. Mass gave way to rigid bone and a hollow skull with hollower eyes stared back at the dog. The rest of the great mass conformed into vague clothes, the creature's skull unblinking.

"Who taught you to swing a sword like that?" it asked. Curiosity bubbled in its nature and voice. It acted indifferently to Raula; it was doubtful it knew she was there.

The wolf yelped in confusion as his blow met naught but shadow, stumbling forwards before stopping as something grabbed his sword. He let go and backed off, the sound of shattering iron ringing through the air as his pathetic sword shattered like ice on the ground. Whatever, he didn't need that shitty old sword to take down this upstart prisoner. He would rely on his claws and fangs, just like he did to get here. "None of your damn business prisoner!" He snarled, clawing at the inmate's face to put him down. A foolish dog indeed.

Before such feral claws could reach the creature's skull, a force slammed the dog back down, hard enough to place him on his back. The culprit revealed was a wooden staff in the creature's hand, the end pummeled against the wolf's chest. "I don't want to kill you without reason. In addition to my first question, I would like to ask where your masters are." Despite his thin shape, there was an undeniable strength in the creature's grip and arm. His words conveyed a hollow, almost objective tone that was nearly as barren as his visage. However, it was only not that he noticed there was someone else in close proximity. Straightening up, he caught Raula in the corner of his vision and slowly turned to her.

"What do you think? Does he look like someone who carries around important information? Or was his rank just by happenstance?"

"Go to hell skullface!" The wolf snarled, grabbing at the stick and doing his damndest to try and wrench it off his chest, or maybe break it, something! God damn this guy was strong, what the hell was under that suit? He looked over to Raula, snarling and baring his fangs to try and scare the vampire off, he'd be damned before he would let a god damn bloodsucker get to him!
@Sailorsadie

Accepted from my end, please await further judgement from @KoL and @TheWindel



"Well Jukati of Oni, you are correct. Correct, right, true. There isn't anything stopping me from robbing you blind in the middle of the night. However this applies regardless of whether I am with you or not, and I would think I am more likely to rob you if I weren't allied with you. It really comes down to weighing advantages vs disadvantages." Rafiq explained as they held up two hands, motioning with them as if they were scales. "On the one hand, if I steal from you while allied with you, I am losing your protection and gaining a new enemy. But if I am not allied with you, I lose nothing by stealing from you." They snickered as they said this, their laughter shaking their form slightly as they thought of the scenario. It was really quite funny.

"But I would never steal from a friend, never ever! To bite the hand that feeds, quite foolish. Foolish, stupid, idiotic." If Rafiq were taller or Jukata shorter, this likely would have been the point where they wrapped an arm around Jukata's shoulders, treating them as a good friend. "Please, think on my offer. We have plenty of time-" Their speech came to a halt as their ears twitched, a dawning look of realization present on their face. "Well, perhaps not that much time. I trust you can handle yourself though." A distant splashing echoed through the lagoon, slow, footsteps of a distant group. They halted for a moment, only to speed up as they got closer. Looks like someone had found the various trails of carnage, all leading here.


Anyone with a superior olfactory senses could probably smell them from a mile coming, the smell of wet fur mixed with iron and filth. Multiple directions, multiple tunnels, multiple patrols. Werewolves poured into the lagoon from all sides, four patrols of five all wielding spears and swords, all snarling at the prisoners who would dare leave their cells. "You bastards! Who the hell said you could leave your cells huh?!" One of the wolf men snarled, a dog wearing ragged clothing and carrying a sword in less than decent condition. One of the leaders obviously, considering most of them weren't wearing any clothing and their weapons looked like they were one bad swing away from falling apart due to rust.

It was at this moment that Rafiq patted Jukati on the thigh, the highest place they could reach, before slowly fading out of view. "I'm afraid I am very useless when it comes to fighting. Useless, inadequate, weak. I'll leave that kind of thing to you."

"Hey get the hell back here! Get em men!" And with little warning, the werewolves sprung into action. They aren't coordinated by any means, but they're certainly well trained enough to not get in each other's way. Seems like their pack mentality made them perfect for patrolling and fighting in groups.
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