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7 days ago
If you can fascinate your crush with a wheel of cheese, what would an entire cheese-cave do to them?
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1 mo ago
A roleplay not for the timid: "The quest to restore the abandoned Waffle House"
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2 mos ago
I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
2 mos ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
2 mos ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.

Bio

-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

Most Recent Posts

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Oh no
Is your prankster a fuckin spider person


I was tempted to do that, or a mimic (but we have a shapeshifter for that), or another kitsune for the dogpile.
-A mimic essentially being a shapeshifter with poor attention to detail.

Pretty sure we can have a pet mimic as an npc everyone can mess with, though. Or... a horde of mimics as someone's minions.

Yes, I know. I'm being despicable.

That or a ghost that possesses stuff. And would need to animate a manequin in order to kinda-sorta blend-in (or just not be seen).
-A ghost would be kinda fun since how the heck is a vampire supposed to kill a ghost?
So what's the tally so far?

We got:
2 kitsune
1 vampire
1 werewolf
1 dragon
1 mothman
1 mermaid
1 human


So what you're saying is... we need a spooder.
[Foster's undecided character-race] "I must prank this vampire at every opprotunity."

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I remember this one trickster who basically put a trans-dimensional pocket in his cheek, so he could clear out an entire pantry in one settings. But if they were nice enough, he'd give them a year's worth of rations.


I'm more the kind that points out you are using a masterlock 607, it can be opened with a masterlock 607.
This month

A Green dragon get decapitated in a domestic-dispute

A Band of mercenaries venture into a haunted underground bunker

Our intelligence-analyst leans on the 4th wall

Fae iron-allergies: No laughing-matter

A lance of mechs discover the moon is indeed, haunted

And a cat-girl is kindly asked to stop blowing holes in space-time
smoke
Jingoism
419... come on four-twenty...
Banned for banning me for your mistakes.
Tempted to do some sort of trickster.

So basically a discount-Loki.

In a hotel.

Full of monsters.
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