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Current 10+ years of an RP idea, finally finished, on 10.10.2025. Goodnight Raven Squad, you were the best, wildest, most silly near future SOF RP that lived on the guild, and you got a worthy send off :)
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I've RP'd for the best part of over 15 years now here on the Guild, and particularly like military settings, both contemporary, past and near future. I have even dabbled in a little more experimental RPs, as well as created a plethora of 1x1s over my time in the guild. I like creating RPs with a distinct flavour- and often shift between narrative-led RPs to semi-randomised plots. I've been more a GM lately than a player, and don't really lean into fandom- instead, exploring my own universes lifting themes from other source material.

My main interests are military-themed, near-future RPs, with a focus on technology. But I'm beginning to push what that RP idea looks like- taking inspiration from lots of media and focussing on the fun, indulgent side of RP, whilst also exploring the lows and emotional side.

roleplayerguild.com/topics/190121-rav…

Raven Squad is a project over seven years in the making, and focusses on a class-based, eccentric yet half-grounded near future special forces team that acts as a response team where you can't send any special forces team in. It's incredibly dumb, incredibly loose, and yet, has delivered some of my favourite plot points in RPG. A brainless action flick a la John Wick and Kingsman meets a complex thriller with a fun left turn in it, Raven has been the culmination of over a decade of loving special forces RPG, gaming influences and other silliness in a package that has provided players with something quite different to a normal military themed RPG. While at an end, this is an RP that is a signature- it's silly as hell, takes itself barely seriously, and is what peak fun military RPG to me should be.

roleplayerguild.com/topics/192916-del…

Delta Hyper is a love letter to Wipeout, F1's Drive to Survive (Netflix) and contemporary Formula One, with influences from solarpunk, cyberpunk, transhumanism and other posthumanist concepts. An RP that follows pilots in their ups and downs, it's a story that hasn't got me playing an actual character, but framing the camera at each pilot (played by others), and presenting it as if it were a documentary. Lifting elements from TTRPG, this is a Racing RPG like no other and no parallel exists- using dice rolls and randomisation, with a stats-driven system to generate race results, rather than actually RPing the races, players experience the fast-paced, dynamic world of anti-gravity racing. This means that come Qualifying and Race, the results are genuinely a surprise to everyone- and based on decisions made through dilemmas and decisions made between races. Friendships, rivalry, the glamour and even a little political undertone play out in 2094, in a colourful, utopian future that focuses on the fight to take first place.

roleplayerguild.com/topics/196931-tac…

Then there's Tactical Breach Wizards: Fireteam Hex. First use of any set IP as a formal setting, this is an RP that offers a darker mirror to Raven Squad, focussing on the other side of the equation- unlikely heroes in an uncomfortable position. I don't normally do fantasy, but the world, the lore, the feeling of the characters and the ability to write a comedy just was too difficult to pass up. An RP that focuses on a group running away from a variety of threats as wanted mercenary wizards in the middle of a post-revolution, Eastern-Europe adjacent 1990s to present Polavia.

roleplayerguild.com/topics/197399-dis…

Lastly, Dispatch: Heroes of Claremont. This is another IP-adjacent world, albeit drawing on a different setting and a new cast of superheroes. As my "first" proper superhero RP, this combines workplace comedy, a Storyteller-lite system and a fun, diverse, and large cast together in a dynamic, diverse setting.

I'm pretty flexible and try and get back to people on ideas and responses, but sometimes, I may become very busy and it will take some time till I am un-busy. I aim to clear posts within a week!

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@WestWall

There's something about it in general, it's a hell of an aircraft and whilst in the Battle of Britain more of the credit goes to the Hurricane, the way that it grew from a simple fighter into a really sophisticated aircraft towards the end of the war is remarkable- though I feel like the MkIA and MkIIb is the iconic pair, it's just something almost pornographic in Britishness. Something supremely cool about the naval patterns/Seafires though, blue and grey colours and the fact that they fitted 4x 20mms to the Vc is just nuts on an aircraft that can turn and burn.

Sounds good!
@WestWall@ONL

You are correct. I've just stolen a Polish fighter pilot. Have a Czech (or Norwegian, idk), kurwa.

I think the Battle of Britain is awesome, and has easily the greatest orchestral soundtrack to it coolest planes and the stakes involved are grand indeed. Depends whenabouts you set it- if it's really early, you'd look more at Hurricanes and Gladiators, but if you go later, it gets really interesting with the selection of Spitfire derivatives and nightfighters.

Alternatively, the Battle for Norway (shit, I'll make ONL blush), and the bombing campaigns there with Mosquitos is really interesting- 633 Squadron is a great showcase that the Mozzie is a friggin awesome plane, and the British had to adapt to naval strikes a lot more there.

Alternatively alternatively, the Mediterranean if anyone wanted to scratch a really weird spot is quite cool. The Battles for Malta and Libya/Tunisia are interesting fo sho, the camouflages used on British aircraft there look really wicked too. The use of P-40s, Hurricanes and Gladiators against superior Bf109s and Heinkels is really interesting, and few people realise that despite all the tank and other warfare, the P40 was such an effective fighter-bomber and it really did leave a dent as the first real sort of multirole FB in that theatre that could do both roles really well at low altitude.
@ArisenMoon

Shit, I've made a lot of references to the Lord of Goldengrove, I don't ever think I named him but I shall search that up in my posts now in case I have, in which case I can retcon anything for yours- he looks pretty sick :D

Though yes as Didact says, the Tarlys weren't wiped out- Dickon fights alongside Garlan Tyrell, believe it or not. The Rowans still rule Goldengrove and a great amount of the north-west of the Reach, and contribute a sizeable force in the campaigns being fought in the Red Mountains, likely riding the wave that the Reach has in terms of it's agriculture and soft power in the Seven Kingdoms. Chances are, he's got a slot on Merlin's advisory position- so you could place him a great number of places.

That's an awesome character- if you're in the lands of the Reach have a lookey at House Tyrell as it stands and House Florent too. :)

EDIT:

Okay, there was roleplayerguild.com/topics/158165-gam…

which was an old CS but irrelevant and I believe the Goldengrove armies are predominantly in the Stepstones, though I imagine a good number ended up in the Red Mountains.

Also, Alys Rowan (Goldengrove I called her for ages, bleh my fuck up) was married to Willas and had four kids, one named after her by him- she died two years ago. Not sure what that may have as an impact, but they were close.
@MrDidact

Sure, fire me a linky in PM.
Seb was following close, now behind her and carving up, snow throwing itself up as the snow banks of the cavernous glacier began to shallow out, only making them even nicer kickers. Seb was right behind her, almost underneath the moment she flew over and took the 540 she did, sticking away to get the shot, and he knew he'd have his own fun. But it was a hell of a sight to see, Ellie pulling the turn like butter, eloquent and pushing a serious stunt right in full view, it was almost a moment that threw Seb into a slowed down state of mind, totally in his flow. There was a lovely bubble almost of ice, and on his two skis, he could hit the angle right, using the momentum to turn before he'd hit the ice, flipping elegantly in a left-hand down flat spinning 270 cork, landing backwards before skidding over a light ramp to undo the backward landing on the other side of the raised bubble, side by side with Ellie, whooping with joy as he did.

The glacier began to deepen in it's crevasses, as he knew it was becoming more shallow, Seb letting Ellie take the front, the speeds dropping now, the crevasse deepening and dropping further and further, the blue ice walls to their side, the sunlight above. On this icy and snowy mix, it was difficult to go fast, and a couple of kickers were nice to at least kick out against the walls, it felt gentler, calmer, the speed burning off with the number of turns it gave, the ice unstable and slippery, no real push needed to keep the speed on. And it felt calm. It felt real. And in front of him, was Ellie Dorian, carving and dropping away occasionally when the crevasse's geometery changed, Seb sticking to the banks and using the camber to run the walls where the centre dropped away, no tricks really needed here, given it felt like riding inside a very tight pipe without the lid, the navy and ocean blue walls to their side incredible to the view. The crevasse began to peter out, as it began to widen out, the sight of a large moulin, or a glacial pothole coming up ahead. A big hole that went into the bottom of the glacier....and given it was about 150m deep of sheer ice and subglacial conduits that it went to, that was probably a good place to pack it in and stop. The drop wasn't even the biggest deal- it was just not somewhere you could go, and with the limited mountaineering gear Seb had brought, clambering out from this spot was all he wanted for today- no doubt Ellie knew that much too.

Skidding to a stop, he looked across at Ellie, a shit-eating grin on his face as he pulled his neckscarf down a little further, wiping the powder from his goggles and his helmet, breathing out as he lay back and sat down in the powder, out of words and breath, out of anything he could really say.
"That was....okay, that was crazy..." Seb said, unable to really properly convey how happy he was, as he sat up, unclipping from his skis from his feet, and burying them into the snow bank behind, nice and secure for now, to take a look at the moulin, the gentle trickle of water audible. It was a small waterfall to their left, as Seb looked up, the water pouring into the hole, the size of about a van or so, the kind of hole that looked like a portal to another world almost. He looked then to Ellie, grinning as he glanced at the route they'd come down, walking over, arms out to hug her.

"We did it, I can't believe that....that was so good!" Seb embraced her, just utterly running with endorphins, it felt like they'd conquered it and made it their own. And yet...he knew it wasn't because he was alone. It was because he was with her, and they'd done it, together. And suddenly, something felt very real, as they both sat on the snow bank, everything suddenly just not mattering to Seb. He had found the person he wanted to be with, more than anyone else. Because Ellie Dorian wasn't just a ski partner. Or another person who could carve the lines that he did just as well, if not better. She was someone he was realising right there and then, mattered more than just that. She was the only person who had ever pushed him, and he had pushed her back, and they were doing something right. This wasn't casual. This was real, this was more real than anything Seb had ever felt before. Life didn't feel mindless, if it didn't, now what was before did. This felt like it had purpose, and he felt absolutely right about it all. And he didn't know if she felt that way too. But it was right there Sebastian Rietch knew that things weren't just good, they were fucking awesome. And it wasn't because he was sitting by the side of a moulin, or had skied a line that many would struggle to believe if it wasn't for the footage. It was for the companion that had joined him and now, he knew he only wanted more of.

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Ross chuckled, as they pulled another 90 degree, on the home straight to home now, to Kimberly's.
"So that's how it happened. You ended up realising you were both as insane as each other, after you know, jumping off cliffs and posting something that half redefined the runs of glaciers. Gotta say, that sounds pretty incredible. "
"That we did. Mer de Glace, or Sea of Ice, is the most well known glacier run that they did before that, but Alto dell'Ortles, the glacier one we went down, we defined that one. The ice always changes in that area, so perhaps now it's totally different. But we made it ours. And I guess me and Ellie were symbiotic. There were a lot of slo-mo shots in that one, moments where I was above her, or she was above me, pulling a mad smile and a trick. Pure paradise." Seb said, as he drunk a bit more from his water bottle.

"And now here we are. Still doing the same. Now all we have to do is get you to do a jump." Seb added, Ross scoffing almost a little.
"Yeah right....I think I know my place. You know, on the ground."
"Ellie will convince you if I can't." Seb chuckled, as Ross pulled in on the pavement, parking up in front of the house, the party slowly dying out, just calming down really after it's peak earlier on, as he sighed, shaking his head.

"Maybe. Knowing her....still, gotta say. Today was cool. Feel free to crash on our sofa if you can't make it back after." Ross added, as he killed the engine, stepping out of his M4, Seb following from his side, as they headed towards the house.
"Thanks man. Shouldn't you consult your..."
"She's probably offered Ellie it already." Ross chuckled, as they went through the door,
"Yeah, I bet."

The party was still in full swing, as Seb dragged in his gear, seeing Ellie, Kimberly and a few other racers around, as Ross headed over to Kimberly, hugging her and gently kissing her on the forehead, gently chuckling.
"All good?"
@MrDidact

That could be good. If you're up for a collab, lemme know.
The steep line was a beautiful one to carve down, the rocks a little scary but the fresh powder that lined the gaps beautiful to run down, Seb could only follow by Ellie and keep to the serpentine, though he was keeping close, very close. He was almost catching some of the snow she kicked up, as he chuckled, watching as she found a natural kicker to fling herself over, turning nicely over and coming full circle. Seb carved up powder as he turned hard to avoid her drop, avoiding the ice as much as he could, given it gave virtually no traction and would only increase the speed. The sight was incredible, it was already so symbiotic, they were tight and it didn't even need much effort, it felt like the flow had just kicked in and everything was absolutely locked in and focused, just pure and right on it.

The speed was on, as he found the first of the natural kickers, right over an ice bridge that sat in a gully of the glacier, it's walls nearly sky blue, reflecting sunlight beautifully, turning to a darker shade in parts and then being smoothed over with snow and other powered. It was just pure brilliance, and he could tell, wherever Ellie was, she had to be seeing the same.

With a little steeze, he was already turning before he left the snow with the carve on the snow as he effortlessly lept off the kicker, pulling off a frontflip cork, turning just about 540 with the amount of angle he was putting on and speed throughout. Grabbing the side of his skis, pulling himself tight and coiling over, going more diagonal rather than simply horizontal, he kept the snow beneath in view, slamming in hard and breaking up a lot of powder, as he carved back in, over a ice bridge, the route just insane, it felt like paradise and it surely was, leaping over a pile of rocks with a gentle grab, as he hit the snow once more, carving in to kill some of the speed that had accumulated.

The gully they were in tightened, as Seb overtook Ellie, becoming almost a pipe for half a second, before it opened up, a beautiful kicker running out of it as he used as much momentum as he could to pull a backflip, grabbing the front of his skis, grinning madly as he saw Ellie behind, killing it while he could before he flipped out of control, back onto the open ground, carving quick and kicking up powder galore, feeling alive. Ellie was close, he could feel that in his periphery, as he dug in his left, taking a shallower route to the right, hoping she'd follow. A few more natural berms were coming up, as he continued to skate back into the gully, leaping over each and every one, keeping to the icy walls and skating almost along them, almost on his side completely as he used his speed to keep the momentum, a jagged piece of blue ice sticking out in front that Seb was now able to use to his creative advantage.

There was no going around it, as he used whatever he could to keep going, flying over the ice and off it, over a crevasse, pulling a full 360, grabbing his tail whilst doing so, before hitting the other side, whooping as he continued on. There was no denying it, this was a route and a half, as he carved back into the gully, slowing down almost entirely, the route seemingly running out, as he nearly turned 180 off the edge of the next crevasse, a small drop awaiting into another ice cave. The noise of melt could be heard, as Seb turned hard, through the narrow network, the blue incredible, as he saw the exit coming up, and already saw his route out. Keeping the speed, he pushed hard into the icy and arcing wall, running alongside it and using it as a semi-kicker, leaping off it to pull a 180 grab, running out of the end and into another kicker where he pulled the rest of the 180 to gently put him back on his front once more, whooping as the rest of the glacier could be seen onward, sprawling and an incredible sight. Whatever Ellie was making of this, he didn't entirely see sometimes, but knew the camera might, and that for the moment, he'd let her lead, and carry on.
Here's something to kick things out.

I feel totally dry in writing intrigue, and expanding certain plots in the Tyrell arc, so here's Ellion and Tamsyn working out a strike partnership.

That said, in given time I'd like to do something.
The Skull

collab with @Applo

As the Eel ground its way through the sand Tamsyn pinched the bridge of her nose and tried to stamp the tiredness out of her legs. The previous night's scouting expedition had been a long arduous affair and catching up on sleep during the day had been almost impossible with all the hustle and bustle of the preparations for tonight going on although this was all just the tip of the problem. The real problem for Tamsyn was that she had just sailed into a bay full of cut throats, murderers and rapists so that their sworn enemy could wonder in and poke his nose around. People could be very unreasonable about things like that and her mind was filled with images of all the ways these rebels could devise to kill someone, most of which made having your throat slit or being beheaded seem rather pleasant. Even the thought of a heavy purse of gold was failing at keeping her distracted anymore. Mostly she wanted to be sick.

Looking across to the expeditions other boats she watched as prince and his men clambered out of their little skiffs and generally set out acting the part of pirates, it wasn’t a confidence filling site. On her own boat five sets of eyes watched Tamsyn carefully. They obeyed her instructions well enough although Tamsyn was sure this was on for the look of the thing. Their real purpose was to make sure that she kept in line with the prince’s instructions. To the them she was almost as big as an enemy as the rebels. Still at least it meant she had someone to do the heavy lifting.

“Unload everything and pile it up just above the tidemark” Tamsyn said dismissively before quickly adding “and then someone turn my ship around and have it ready to sail.”

With that Tamsyn retrieved a long and bulky leather package from the cabin of the Eel before jumping down to that sand. She would have preferred to stay and supervise the unloading but she had been tasked with another duty and as much as she hated the idea of it she had felt unable to refuse the order.

The journey across the beach to her arranged meeting point was blessedly uneventful and free of people shouting things like oi you and stop! There had been a plan to explain her unexpected arrival but Tamsyn had been apprehensive how the rebels were going to react. The fact that the worst she had to deal with was lust filled drunkards was a blessed relief.

When she was sure that she had reached the agreed upon spot Tamsyn to a furtive look around and happy that no one was watching she emptied the contents of her package onto the ground. It was the work of moments to string the bow and after a few draws to test the string Tamsyn rewrapped the bow and quiver in the leather pouch. Every possible avenue of activity and preparation now exhausted she sat down on a nearby rock and waited for the person she was meeting to appear.

Ellion emerged from the sandy cove, the time and the meeting clear, as he made his way out, sword at his hilt, the sight of Tamsyn in front of him, sitting on a rock and preparing her bow. His brown hair was almost black from the beating it had taken from the sea and dirt, but was still long and flowing, blowing in the sea-salt spray on the beach in the evening.
"You're late." He said to her, as he chuckled, nodding.
"So, we have work to do. I hope you're good with that bow. We'll need to be quick footed, skirmishing. We can't pick fights we can't end quickly, or run from."

"The sound of Ellion's voice made Tamsyn jump but she made an effort of taking her time to turn around. The figure that stood over her was dirty, decrepit and covered in more than a little blood yet somehow to Tamsyn's mind still looked like a knight. There was something about the way the man held himself.

"Don't worry about me, if I couldn't avoid soldiers and guards I wouldn't be sitting here. As for my bow, my parents taught me to shoot the Free Folk way. If I missed I didn't eat, it's rather an effective way to learn something."

The last statement was stretching the truth more than a little but Tamsyn was dammed if she was going to let this Tyrell doubt her. Her father and her brother might scrape and bow to them, but she wouldn't.

"Right lets go then" she said as she slung the quiver over her shoulder before picking up her bow.

Ellion chuckled, as he led the way off the beach, the gentle drizzle pouring down, nodding.
"You seem confident then." Ellion replied, as he looked up the shoreline, aware that they still had another beacon to find. She was attractive, he had to say that to himself in his mind, at least. A pretty girl, a redheaded Northerner, with a charm of a Lyseni smuggler.

This trip got stranger and stranger, he thought. Into the heart of darkness he had seen his own knightly ways change as a fighter, he had forced himself into a little adventure and found himself as a warm-blooded swordsman, and his talents had changed. It was almost surreal, but Ellion Tyrell wasn't distinctive in this armour, his messy hair partly covering his face, only something observable to those who would perhaps look into the Tyrell eyes and his fine form beneath it all. And slept with one girl so far. Maybe another, if Tamsyn felt that way. She was a rough diamond, that was for sure, and he'd be courteous. Hard to get, perhaps. Maybe not. He didn't really know. He had to stop thinking with his dick and with his brain, because shit needed to be done.

"The beacon's up that way. Shouldn't be long to get there." He added, as he kept his eyes on a swivel, looking back at Tamsyn.
"So, what brought you into the party then?"

"Coin. A lot of it. More than I could possibly refuse." She was glad that Prince Aemon and the Greyjoy cow had kept the details of how this little arrangement had come about a secret. After the prince, this Tyrell clown was one of the most dangerous people in the group for her. The Grimm's might be a small family in the reach but they were just a little unique. All it might take could be a few careless words and the idiot in front of her would have everything he needed to work out who she really was. Even though Ellion seemed about as quick in the head as sheep so far it being near him was still a risk Tamsyn wasn't exactly thrilled about.

"How well guarded was the last beacon?" she asked before adding "What should I be expecting?" Tamsyn hoped that talk of tactics and battle would keep Ellion's mind occupied.

"A few good men. Archers though. The men themselves aren't incredibly well trained, they're restless, as rebels are." Ellion added, as he looked back.
"Not much resistance if we're clever." He added with a wry smirk, his voice still holding it's usual charm, not grizzly as you would almost anticipate with a man of that look.

They headed up the hilly track, the route winding but open. Ellion could hear the distant noise of marching, and already enacted a response. With a firm push, he nudged Tamsyn and dived into some shrubbery, diving onto the floor.

Putting his finger to his lip, he counted the footsteps, listening to what was coming.
"There's too many. Ignore it." Ellion added, keeping his profile low, as he knew that it would be easier to hide than it would be to confront, and risk being exposed.

It was all Tamsyn could do to resist the urge to give Ellion a kick and instead just roll her eyes at the instruction. She had no intention of leading a charge at the men who she could now here coming towards the pair’s position.

As the footsteps grew louder Tamsyn's hand closed around the handle of her knife and she regretted not having kept one of the sword's she'd just delivered. If it came to a melee a knife wouldn't do her much good, she'd have to trust in Ellion and luck far more than she was comfortable with. With each passing second the footsteps got louder and Tamsyn's heart raced to keep up. She'd hidden in bushes before but the gut wrenching nerves caused by thinking that you were about to be discovered was something that never seemed to go away.

Ellion just kept down, watching them go past, as he looked to Tamsyn, nodding. The patrol had passed, as they emerged out of the shrubbery, knowing that they had avoided a conflict. For now, at least. That was a probelm for later, as he led the way on again, dusting himself down.
"Not far now."

The task of climbing out of the bushes that they had been hiding in took somewhat longer than diving into them had, for Tamsyn at least. While Elions armour meant that it was easy for him to climb out Tamsyn's clothes snagged and caught on the branches, slowing her down as she had to untangle herself. By the time she was on the road again Ellion was already a good distance from her and she had to half run to catch up with him.

"Do you actually have a plan for this or are we just hoping there isn't a cart load of rebels guarding this beacon."

"Well.....bit of both. Kind of makes this an adventure." Ellion smirked as he remarked it, as they continued heading up the coastal track. It was a strange feeling to be like this, but after all, when with rogues, you had to be this way.
"Where do you come from, Tamsyn? You sound Northern, but....you definitely sound like you spent time from my land." He asked, as they continued walking up, the dirty and dusty track after the rainstorm.

The question made Tamsyn watch her feet for a while as she tried to remember exactly what she had told Prince Aemon and the Greyjoy woman about her background. She had to say something, stubborn refusal would only make people more curious but at she also had to make sure she told the same story.

"My parents were from beyond the wall before The War. My father wanted richer land than those in the North so he brought my mother south and settled in the Reach which is where I grew up." Tamsyn hoped to the Old Gods and the Seven that this Tyrell was just making idle conversation and wasn’t going to press any further.

"I get it. I was going to say." Ellion replied, as he looked up the path, then back at her.
"It's a beautiful land. My brother is going to be Lord when my father passes. That'll be a funny day." He chuckled lightly, as he looked up at the beacon, the track diverting off, as he led the way off it.
"This way. Let's head into the undergrowth. Flank the place." He added, leading the route, still heading up through the forest. The distant murmuring of men could be heard, as Ellion leaned on a pine, looking over.

"It's there. About six men. Two archers. Think you can shoot straight?"

"If you think you can do better than by all means have at it" Tamsyn snapped as she pulled an arrow from her quiver and notched it in the bow. "You give me the signal and half of them will be dead before you can get off your perfumed ass, my lord." Part of her wanted to add that one her arrows would be going throw his perfumed arsehole if he kept questioning her ability, but she knew better and bit her tongue. The image her imagination conjured up was pleasing enough to satisfy her for now.

"Cheeky. I like." With it, Ellion winked at her, as he split off, finding another route in.

Trekking through the undergrowth was slowing going in the effort not to make any noise that might draw the attention of the guards but eventually Tamsyn found herself a spot where she could use the cover of a tree trunk to see as many of the rebels as possible. Working quickly she pulled another ten arrows from her quiver and pushed them gently into the ground at her feet. She was sure she could hit every target in sight with one arrow but why risk not having an arrow to hand if she needed it.

Seeing Tamsyn across the camp, he watched her set up, as Ellion emerged from the undergrowth, not even sneaking in, he went straight towards them, catching the eye of a few.
"Hey, who the fuck are you?" Swords were drawn, as Ellion looked on, shaking his head.
"Gentlemen, you're confused. I'm from Bloodstone. I've got lobster in my cart down the road."
"We're not falling for that....that's what they found on Gulliver's body! You're that fucker!"
"Well, Gulliver was a bit of a bastard to be fair. All take, no give." Ellion drew his sword, as the archers behind the four men drew their bows, Ellion shaking his head.

"Okay, point taken. You can have the lobster. After I feed you to it. Shall we?" And with it, he gave a pulling gesture with his left hand, yelling at the man at the front, who raised his sword and ran.

The instant the first of the rebels made a move Tamsyn loosed her arrow. It wasn't the longest shot she'd ever made but it was also far from the easiest. Her arrow hit her target, one of the bow men, but only through the shoulder. Still she didn't worry about it, he wasn't going to be drawing his bow anytime soon and if the Tyrell moron could be taken down by a bow man with only one working arm then frankly he deserved it. Quickly she pulled a second arrow from the ground, took aim at the second bow man who had already realised that someone else had a bow and released the bow string.

The arrow smushed into the man's skull, as Ellion charged the man at the front, knowing Tamsyn had unleashed hell. These fuckers were going down, and Ellion knew that much was the plan.

The first one charged forward, too fast, too stupid, as Ellion ducked and went low, pushing him onto the blade as he thrust him over, withdrawing with a subtle movement, parrying another man. He hoped Tamsyn would give a little help at least, as they were swearing, aware that they had to light up the beacon, one way or another. One of the men heading towards Ellion broke away, and headed to the steel cauldron, to light the thing and alert the others.

As the rebel ran from Elion Tamsyn allowed herself a moment of victorious self congratulation, right until she realized what the man was running towards. She knew if he managed to light the beacon then she'd have the chance to find out how accurate her imagination had been as to what these rebels would do to anyone working for the crown. Ellion was still tied up with the remaining swordsman and Tamsyn knew it was down to her to stop the beacon being lit.

It wasn't an impossible shot but at the same time, it wasn't a shot she wanted to be betting her life on. She drew back her bow and tried to get a bead on where the man was going to be but the rough ground meant he was moving erratically. Tamsyns arms were starting to ache from the effort of keeping the bow drawn and her she could feel her arms shaking but she knew that she didn't have time to risk missing and having to loose another arrow. This shot had to count.

The rebel was slowing down as he approached the cauldron when Tamsyn finally released her arrow. The flight seemed to take an eternity and all she could here was the sound of her heart roaring in her ears. Then suddenly the solider toppled sideways, the force of the strike knocking him from his feet. Just to be sure Tamsyn notched a second arrow and aimed it at where the man had fallen but when he didn't stir she released the tension from her bow.
"Are you killing these fuckers or trying the kiss them" she yelled over the ring of clashing steel.

Ellion was not bad, as he parried the swordsman, knocking him aside with a hard push and headbutting him, letting him deal with his friend coming at his flank with a spear. The sword clashed, knocking the spear down into the floor, before a blade entered his abdomen. Pulling his friend around, Ellion was in the flow again, sword withdrawn, as he took on the original swordsman, noticing that his energy was lower. And that was what he'd capitalise.

With a stern parry, he smashed through his block, then thrust forwards, Ellion becoming talented at having a little creativity rather than structure to fight, it was definitely growing out of his tuterlage, but growing right here. Ellion Tyrell was a fighter alright, and more than a dummy or a spar, this was real blood and real guts. And he had to say, the thrill was like nothing else. Better than jousting. This was real insanity.

Withdrawing the sword from the man's chest, he kicked him over, the other two looking on.
"Shame we had to do this the ugly way, you ugly bastards." Spinning the sword in his hand, Ellion saw another swordsman run at him, a little more talented than his friends, the muddy encampment

And he was good. Christ, he wasn't bad. Second to last man. He knew Tamsyn would get the other, from afar or up close, as he sparred with this man, taking his hits where he had to, seeing that his opponent had more energy than he did right now, and a better than expected skill. Interesting.

Leaping through the scrubby vegetation Tamsyn cursed herself for agreeing to this mission. She would have preferred to have kept her distance from the fray but with the rebels left were too close to Ellion for her to be able to make a shot without risking putting an arrow through the Tyrell's chest.

As she closed in on the fight one of the sword men broke of from circling Ellion to charge at her. Tamsyn drew her bow and loosed and arrow but the rebel had expected the shot and jinked out of its way, the arrow clattering harmlessly against a rock behind him as he closed on her. There wasn't time for another and Tamsyn threw her bow to the side before launching herself in the other direction to pass under the sweep of the soldier’s sword. The second she landed instinct told her to roll and sure enough the tip of a sword buried its self into the ground where her throat had been an instant earlier. Not wanting to give the bastard another opportunity to skewer her while she was down Tamsyn lashed out with a foot and felt a satisfying crunch as she connected with the rebels knee.

The few seconds when the swordsman was double over from the pain in his knee were more than enough for Tamsyn to scramble to her feet and draw the steel dirk from her hip. Now the pair circled each other, Tamsyn taking care to stay out her opponents range whilst knowing that somehow she had to get in behind his blade. Her chance came sooner than she expected when the rebel made a wild lunge that was easy to duck under. Unfortunately what this particular rebel lacked as a swordsman they made up for as a brawler and a knee connected with Tamsyn's stomach before her knife tasted blood. Some struck her head before she had a chance to recover and the next thing Tamsyn knew she was flat on the found ground with the rebel kneeling over her and slamming her hand against the floor until the dirk slipped from her grasp.

"Fucking give it up and I'll make sure you live to see the dawn from the inside of the whore tents bitch."

Ellion looked over, as he parried his own sworsman, watching Tamsyn run in, taking on the other swordsman. Shit, she wasn't going to do that. She was too small to keep up with his power, she was risking a lot. And he didn't have time to focus. Only on his own opponent.

Letting his own target come forward, he parried with his sword smoothly, knocking the man's pommel and kicking low, hitting hard in the thigh, before slashing out with a quick push against his chest, cutting him neatly open, as he turned to the man pushing Tamsyn into the floor.

"I'd think about giving it up, pal." He added, as he walked on over, impaling the sword into his neck, the blade coming out of his mouth in a bloody display, Ellion twisting for good measure as he pushed him off.
"Up you get, love." Ellion said, spitting the blood from the earlier brawl, chuckling, shaking his head, offering a hand to her.

Waving away the proffered hand Tamsyn crawled to her knees and tried not to be sick.
"Give me a minuet" she groaned. The whole world felt like it was spinning underneath her like she drunk her way through a barrel of cheap wine and she didn't trust her legs to carry her at all. Giving up on the idea of standing up for now she rolled on to her side so she could see Ellion and hopefully keep the contents of her stomach down

"Well, that was interesting. You seem a better archer than in hand to hand. My advice, keep to that for now. I don't want you getting killed." Ellion added, as he walked over towards the cauldron, pulling out the material from inside, wood and general oil-filled rags, dumping it out of the metal, as he wiped the blood from his blade with his leather gauntlet, sighing.

"I didn't want you missing a display by the dashing Ser Ellion Tyrell, after all." He chuckled, fully aware of the irony of himself, as he finished clearing out the cauldron, leaning against it and letting Tamsyn get a look.
"Other than that, you held yourself well."

"So pleased to be of some small assistance my lord." No sooner than the words were out of her mouth then the pressure from her stomach became too great and Tamsyn only just managed to lift her head off the floor before being sick.

Ellion looked on, knowing he had done it himself.
"It's a bloodbath. Don't you worry, lass. I did it too the first time I saw how much blood comes, the pressure of it all." He said to her reassuringly, knowing it was a weakness leaving, perhaps a focus coming in, and that Ellion had that trust in Tamsyn at least to say those words, as he sat by her side, sighing.

"How's your head?"

"I'll live," Tamsyn mumbled "my bed and a bottle of dornish red would help though. Would you go find my bow so we can get out of here?"

Ellion nodded, as he heard one of the soldiers moaning, the arrow in his shoulder also having him on the floor, as he sighed.
"Shit, one second." Ellion added, as he walked on over, looking over at the wounded man.
"Seven Hells, what are we gonna do with you." Ellion asked, as he looked at the injured soldier, the arrow pushing through his shoulderblade into his upper chest, leaving him pretty broken, he wasn't going anywhere for now.

"Well.....you'll suffer if I don't finish the job. Don't underestimate one good man with a sword. And a girl with a bow." With it, Ellion gently pushed the blade into his chest, withdrawing it after a few seconds, letting the life drain out of him, sighing as he looked across at Tamsyn.
"Try and get them a bit better next time. It's the least honorable thing to do. But it leaves us a lead. We need to get going, Tamsyn." Ellion said, as he cursed.
"Shit, your bow. It's over that way. Come on." He added, pointing out, at least giving her a hand up before they headed away.

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Ross floored it, a very different method to Kimberly. After all, he didn't know the roads, and he was getting the fuck on hell away from that dropzone. He was not leaving anything to chance, and knew a vague route he could take, without too many cameras or issues that would flag him up. It was mostly straight too, and if he learnt anything from escape driving, it was that you mixed speed, random turns, simple moves and a dash of flair to make it work. And that was going to work, as they cleared miles, Ross sitting back in his seat, Seb chuckling.
"Never had an escape car like this!"
"Well, I can't say I aim to let us both get caught!" Ross replied, the click of the gearbox beautiful, German and precise, the straight-six barbling on run off, as Ross turned hard, taking it down some smaller roads, turning down the volume a little, and knowing that if the police had reported him in one block a couple of minutes ago, he had at least covered about eight and headed south, across a highway and into the part of Los Angeles that wasn't advertised. They were clear now of sirens- at least, the kind that the Scotsman knew were coming for them in particular.

Ross drove through the 'hood, a white Scottish dude with a white Austrian dude in the passenger seat, this was about to either be a sitcom or an excuse to get shot in the head around these parts, with a car like this. Chuckling, he turned back onto the street, knowing that they'd hit no cameras, or at least, any that would pull up the plate, out of the small alley they'd found and spent very little time in noticing the silhouettes behind.

"We need to get back. I feel like any minute I'm gonna get a stone thrown at me. Or a Glock pulled on me. I'm just saying, there is a piece an'all in the glovebox." Ross said with an almost impeccable Sean Connery meets Glaswegian accent, as Seb laughed, only shaking his head in what the fuckery.

"You're a mad bastard, you know that?" Seb replied, as Ross chuckled, nodding.

"Can't be one without the other. I think this is going to be a good friendship, Herr Rietch." With it, Ross put the M4 back into first, skidding back out of the backroads, and back onto the Highway, headed back towards Kimberly's.

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It was a longer driver back, slower now, taking a slower and gentler route back to Kimberly's, and Ross didn't want to stir shit now. They didn't need to cover, absolutely nothing whatsoever had happened and the rear windows were tinted to say that much. Seb was looking at the footage, chuckling to himself as he watched it on the backscreen of the GoPro, looking across to Ross.
"Holy shit. It's scary. Your car goes from being the size of an ant to...well, a lot bigger, it's incredible. Flying past glass, you can see the reflection."
"Obviously." Ross replied, a little straight-up but knew it was mostly to piss off Sebastian.
"Okay, but it just looks pretty awesome is all I'm saying. I think Ellie did get the cusp on you though..."
"Shit, really?"
"Yeah man. Right at the end. Damn, she pulled low." Seb added, knowing her skill set was good, she was flaring hard and really putting the speed in, she was getting good at this. It was something he respected about Ellie the most, she was a talent that felt like was still sparking more and more, something to follow and something to lead. He had lived his life on the slopes, and so had she, they had both lived their lives in the skies and in a similar fashion, before they met. And now it was symbiotic, one another pushing each other further and farther, and he knew sometimes, it was Ellie who took that lead. Their numbers had cranked higher and higher in jumps, and their skill level got better and better, so much so that he knew that he had full trust in her, and likewise back. And Seb knew that if anything came of them, it was that they furthered each other as partners on the edge, at the crazy that came with this life.

Ross took a turning, looking to Seb, as he rolled up the window, the cold night now setting in more and more, after the tension of the escape, changing the topic quick.
"How'd you meet Ellie, anyway?" Ross asked, as Seb looked back over, sighing.
"Long time ago. Well, not really. Year and a half now. We were at a GoPro Bomb Squad event in the Venetian Alps and Dolomites, in Italy....I got into the team as the same time as her, for a shoot, filling in mostly. I was a local across the border, Tyrol is not far so I didn't even need to travel long. We both kinda knew each other before that about what we did. It wasn't a really memorable shoot, but we just found something for each other, you know. Found it so good we had to spend more time after it was over. I was driving around Europe in my van at the time, scraping enough money to live really, so it was a lot of money to earn, and it was a lot of money too, for Ellie. And we never thought anything would come of it, we had our own channels, our own lives. And we just did something." He paused, thinking back to their first idea.

"The first thing we did....well, it was straight after the shoot, we convinced the helicopter pilot to fly us up onto Ortles, the others wanted to go home, but the sponsor had time left in the lease for the chopper for one last flight up the mountains and we used it. Thought it'd be a waste to just do a flight, we'd done enough of those, so we did something else. And found the most sick glacial line you'll ever know. I want to do it again, I wish we had a drone or a helicopter film, but fuck, it was for us two to enjoy. And it raked in hundreds of thousands of views, but to me, it was the start between me and Ellie." He thought back fondly, sighing.

"After that, we spent about two weeks climbing routes and skiing the tops of any mountain in that range, finding exit points while we did. All the cool kids were in Chamonix, maybe. But we were doing what nobody did, and discovering new lines, new routes, and pushing further than we thought we could. We were a team. It was a fucking awesome autumn." He said, sighing.

"Things just rolled in for me and her after that, we found more to work. We stayed together more, got bigger sponsors. GoPro, there were a couple big shoots for Red Bull, North Face, Salomon, one little one for Faction Skis too. It was the personality that made it work, and sponsors like the fact that we get on with things, we aren't stupidly reckless and going to get ourselves killed, but we always push the boundaries a little. It always changes, and we always are on the hunt I guess for the next big thing. Maybe someday it'll all fall apart, but I never do this for the money. It's always about finding that run, that new exit point, or something different and crazy. Ellie is like that too, she almost goes further sometimes, and goes and pushes on." Seb mused, feeling like he was talking a lot, knowing Ross didn't really know much of what came after, which brought him to his next thought.

"You knew her before. She spoke about someone when she was younger that she used to know. Kinda can't believe we met." Seb added, as Ross nodded, open but not taking problem with it.
"We raised hell together. Crazy to think how we split apart though. Life happens. And I did fuck up. I mean, I'm happy for you, you got a girl that I should have been a better friend to."
"These things happen."
"It shouldn't have. Shit, I went downhill in comparison to her." Ross seemed a little depressed in that way, after hearing what he had in terms of his life. It was a bit strange, him, fixing and racing cars, compared to epic adventure.
"And you have a wife, and a child, and you live well in a house, or wherever you go, you have a good life that is far more reliable. I don't have any of that, Ross. Neither does Ellie. We're both happier for who we are, my friend."
"I guess you're right. I kinda enjoy having my feet on the ground anyway." Ross chuckled, as he thought back to the earlier part of the conversation.

"So tell me then, that first time you went out and filmed together, you said it was big, right? You said you got a lot of video views out of it? What made it work anyway? I mean, if you don't mind me asking."
"Well, it was a really good run. Nothing quite like it. And....well, we had a chemistry from the start."

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Sometime in September 2014
0900
Ortler, Northern Italy
3,724m

The mountain air howled, the bluebird day in front saying it all, the morning sunlight rising and rising over the far mountains of the Eastern Alps. And it was strange, Sebastian Rietch had to say, opening the helicopter door as they flew closer to the glacier, at the top of the Ortler, the highest mountain of the range (Venetian Alps) and one of the most spectacular faces in the Alps. It was one of the big peaks of the Alps, it was cold up here, and real, real high. It was riddled with a glacial line that he wanted to try, it seemed from afar absolutely covered in opportunity and epic runs. And strangely enough, Ellie Dorian, the fellow team member of the Bomb Squad, had come out too, after a little flirting and only a little casual sex, for so long Seb didn't think it would stick, but right here and now, he did.

This wasn't part of the plan, not when they first came here. It had mostly been flying in the mountains, and flying here and there, and the footage had been off the hook. Wingsuit BASE in this part of the world was his home, Seb knew that much. But the girl that he had met, the one he didn't assume a lot of, was someone he'd fallen for and he was lovesick now, that wasn't gonna end. She was quite something, he had to say that much, and while he knew that as awkward as first dates could be, this was a bit of a different approach to well, doing something different. His mind however had to focus on right now, as they closed in and flew right on the surface of the snow-capped Alpine peak.

Hearing the pilot over his headset in the helicopter, he nodded, giving a thumbs up as the chopper barely hovered half a meter over the surface, Seb dragging out his skis and sliding them onto his back, looking to Ellie.
"We're here, let's go!" He had to yell over the noise of the Eurocopter, as he led the way, hopping out and onto the snow, letting Ellie follow.

Standing tall on the piste, Sebastian looked on at the sight below, the yellow and black of his Faction skis clashing with the dark blue and black Mammut down jacket he wore, a dark blue and black Salomon helmet and a pair of yellow-tinted Oakleys also on his noggin, for good measure. He carried a dull yellow Mammut alpine pack, with his usual mountaineer's supplies, but nothing overkill given this run. Adding to that, given how many GoPros that they had been allowed to...ahem, "borrow" over the last few weeks, Sebastian had naturally mounted one wherever possible, though of course, nothing stupid- but leaving them running for any moment. He looked over at Ellie, as she came down, a boarder rather than skiier on this line, letting her get her footing in as he peered down. The helicopter beat away, Sebastian waving it away, as the chopper dived down the mountainside, leaving the two on their own, and in quieter company.

"Wow....now that is a view. You can see Cortina D'Ampezzo from here, and the pyramid we jumped from over there. Shit, we were so good on that run. Can't believe it's over now." Seb said to Ellie, the "pyramid" being a particular peak that sat in the distance, his mind still cast back even though he was taking everything else. He was still a little uncertain of what she was like, as a boarder, beyond just the wingsuiting that they'd been up to. That and as a person too, it was all too new, too fresh. He looked down the mountainside, the steep face rocky and jagged, but clearing way to a glacier, with plenty of routes through, tunnels, bridges, natural kickers, it was a playground, almost just as he imagined it. Perfect to make a canvas out of it. He was a near Winter Olympics talent, after all, and Seb knew that if wingsuiting was one passion, then backcountry freeride was another.

"Man...this is backcountry freestyle on drugs....we are gonna have a good run if we hold that glacier line. Should take us right to the bottom if we play it right. Even if you are on a board." He joked, as he lay down his skis, clipping in nicely, pulling his buff up to his nose, a colourful dark blue and yellow colour, just something of a trend he had of late, Seb noted to himself.

"Are you ready, Fraulein Dorian? Let's go kick some ass, hey? Show me what you got!" He added, a smirk on his face beneath his Buff, as he readied his poles, his skis pitched into the fresh powder, and pitched himself to leap forwards, the incline so steep that it would be one that would launch them downslope. This was not for a rookie. This was a pro run, and they both knew what they were in for. Pure backcountry paradise. And Seb did not care for any camera recording, this was going to be something to enjoy.

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