I'll just leave this here.

There is no other argument. It's been called the 'Citizen Kane of bad movies'. It's filled with plot holes and inconsistencies, there's a bizarre amount of sex scenes and the soundtrack is terrible. The acting is more wooden than the set pieces.
First piece of evidence. "I DID NAUGHT HIT HER, I DID NAAAAUGGGHHHTTT. Oh hi Mark."
Second piece of evidence. "Dahnt tauch me motduhfucka, get outt." "cheep cheep cheep cheep"
Third piece of evidence
Tommy Wiseau (the black haired vampire looking guy) wrote, directed, produced and starred in it. He somehow came up with $6 million for the budget of the film, an amount he still hasn't explained how he got. No one knows where he came from, his accent makes no sense. I personally think he's a hardcore character actor who went to deep into his created character. It's so bad it's good. Seth Rogan and James Franco are making a film about the making of it.



Ann Coulter is completely reasonable.
Bacon is just okay.
Most of your friends would bang your sister, if they could get away with it.