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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@BKburke
It's good now. I'm gonna assume it takes a strain to fully-dominate someones mine so that's it's own catch.

Feel free to add to the Char tab.
@BKburke
Yeah thats fine.
@BKburke
I like the character, but I would like to address a few things about him that I personally don't have beef with, but I feel like it'd help in the long run.

He's a tall guy, firstly. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but this was a tall-dwarf sized crypt. He'd be hitting ceiling a lot, which would be annoying I'd imagine. I'd lower him like a half-foot in height, but that's up to you.

He has incredible psychic powers, which just seem a bit broken to me. If you nerfed a few of them down (like the mental barriers being equal to wooden shields) that would be appreciated, but I do want the detect-magic eye removed. I have a few GM tricks I want to pull off and this guy would hurt that.

tl;dr - Nerf his powers, remove detect-magic eye, and - if you want to - make him slightly shorter.
Irthorne was surprised, everyone was arriving very quickly from seemingly nowhere. First his jimmies were rustled from Kol'Rakul and the severed head of the bandit that he brought with him, to the vitamin-D deficient alchemist arriving shortly after, then the ringmaster and his troops, the birdman, the Vaulter, the mysterious mercenary, and lastly the monk. There were a few more arrivals to be awaited, but that didn't really bother Irthorne the much. He stood on top of a stump and cleared his throat as he began to speak.

"Ahem. Excuse me everyone! May I have your attention please?" The voice of the gnome was raspy and creaky, but not creepily so. Heck, it sounded a lot like a cliche wizard if you really wanted to think of it like that. "Thanks again for coming to this mission! I understand most of you must be itching to explore what's actually in here, the Believers Crypt, and we will very shortly. Right now we're just waiting on a few more people to arrive here before we enter..." The gnome took a small pause, to see if anyone who was coming arrived in the middle of his speech, but then he continued. "... however, we are at a slight problem with this. I have hired a larger amount of people than I thought, and that may cause issues if we all entered the crypt. Therefore I must ask for a few of you to stay outside of the crypt in case this place has a few... unwanted visitors going out for errands." The gnome had to think there for a second, surely there would be willing volunteers to offer and stay outside the crypt. The alchemist was probably not interested in that idea though, as she hated the sunlight. He spoke once more before climbing off the log. "Until the remaining few arrive, you all are free to converse amongst yourselves. Adjourned!"

Now on the ground, the gnome waltzed over to Bartimus and began speaking to him. "Within time, my avian ally, we will get down to the business within this cave. Until then, I have a favor to ask of you, if you wouldn't mind it."
Overlooks Bunker


Ruben hastily wheeled his chair to his room and grabbed what he could, and shut down his computer as well. He didn't want the chance of anyone entering this room and potentially screwing up his hacking data or anything like that. He put it in his bag and began wheeling over to the ladder outside of his bunker, but then he looked up and saw that he couldn't actually leave due to legs not existing. "... um... I hate to ask but can I have some assistance?"


A Shipping Warehouse

"... do the opposite...? When does this start though...?" Gaia actually had to ask that, because her brother didn't even know how to interpret it. There was also the fact that Gaia had no clothes on, which would be a bit awkward to most people, but Gaia was mostly unphased. "I also don't suppose you'd have something that would cover me while I was doing this too? I apologize for the inconvenience." "Are you seriously thinking of a Harley Quinn costume?""Maybe." While Dunn was afraid of what would result from this, Gaia was prepared for it and was rather excited. It's not everyday you meet... um... this thing.

The crusader raised his shield and deflected the blow easily. The demon thought that he could get the hit in on LightBro, but sadly the demon had a bad case of mixing-his-lefts-and-rights-up-syndrome. The knight gave a slightly-feminine grunt off as he blocked the hit, as it was a strong punch and it was hard to block, but he managed. The crusader climbed off the armless demon and stood with his shield raised in defense, gently patting his mace over the flames to put them out. The arms may have been on fire, but that wouldn't stop LightBro from taking this beast down... well... that was the case until he felt the heavy footsteps of a pissed off cambion. He lowered his shield slightly so he could look at the armless demon.

"I know I hit you with a mace, but I have to tell you we'll have a bigger problem arriving soon my armless opponent. We can finish this later, but for right now can I ask of your help? The warden is on the way, if you didn't know." The knight didn't even know why he was trying to make peace, it clearly wasn't going to happen. Either way, the knight kept his shield up and had it raised to the armless demon in case he was about to attack.
FIRST POST IS UP


Everybody arrive to do the things.
@Bishop
Accepted, but this poses the question of what wold happen if he creates a holy item with the stone.

I'll fix the IC tomorrow afternoon. It's too late tonight.
@BCTheEntity@Kafka Komedy
You two are good as well, giving me the ability to start this thing soon.

The way this is going to work is that I'm gonna propose that some of the crew waits outside while the other crew goes with Irthorne into the dungeon. It'll allow me to keep up with things easier and it'll balance combat out as well.

Anyone want to volunteer for the surface? I promise it'll still be fun.
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