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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Lucius Cypher@Mega Birb
You both gon lose.
<Snipped quote by Banana>

Syphax might fight for Heaven, but he'd be more than up for a drinking contest with a skeleton if the opportunity presents itself. SCREW THE CANON INHERENT ANIMOSITY BETWEEN FACTIONS!


"Uh sir why is the enemy here?"
"Alcoholism."
I guess I'll make a post. I have a foggy idea of what I desire to do in this intermission.

Who wants to have a drinking game with a skeleton?
@The 42nd Gecko
do i get a gift too lizardwizard of the west?
@POOHEAD189
If only I got shiny Pokemon as fast as I posted.

Still looking for this shitlord.
I'm gonna wait until after @The Fated Fallen posts before I go. If it hits Sunday and nobody has posted, I'll go for it.
Posted. Let's see if we can get this back up.
Breach looked around the helicopter at her fellow members. None of them really looked like they were willing to actually go into this mission, and were having second thoughts at this point. She loaded her uzi hastily and stood, figuring then was the best time to do it, and looked back around the helicopter. Nope, nobody but Sgt Morse looked really confident in this mission in her small squad. Shameful, really, because Breach was looking forward to getting to know a few of the people on this. She carefully walked over to Morse and tried striking up a conversation with him.

Once beside him, Breach holstered her uzi and outstretched her hand towards the sergeant, her other hand holding onto the the inside of the helicopter so she wouldn't stumble and fall. "I'm Breach. Pleasure to be working with you, signore." When asked if there were any more questions, Breach turned her head in the direction of JB and asked the question she had. "Does the amount of limbs of the captured matter?" She did have a grenade launcher, and wanted to make sure if she was to be extra-careful with it.
@Turbowraith
That sucks ass man.
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