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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

"Heh! At my age and experience I'm used to this feeling Masrith. I still think you're just as good to me as you are to this group! Welcome aboard!" He was about to wander off and speak with the recent arrival of Skarrab-Alea but was quickly interrupted by the young Kara, who was quite the predicament in this situation due to her young age and inexperience, but he couldn't say no to her. She needed the money badly, it seemed, as her clothes were covered in dirt, gravel, and muck. Irthorne answered to Kara as he walked

"I appreciate the help, Kara. I'm not gonna lie, I had second thoughts as this is very dangerous, but I couldn't say no to someone in need. I hope I don't offend you in any way, but I'd like you to try and stay with either me or Bartimus in order to stay safe. Other than that, go meet some of the people here, and I'll speak to everyone here in a second." Irthorne continued to Skarrab-Alea and began to speak with her. "I apologize for that, miss Alea. It's a bit hectic here with everyone getting together in a sort of mashed up group. I trust you and your flintlocks are going to prove valuable assets to this mission in case anything is lurking down there. Did you have any questions?"

@BCTheEntity@Kafka Komedy@BKburke
@Bishop@Turbowraith
Who knows? Maybe the head is magic.
@Crossfire
I was dumbly waiting for another person to post, then this kinda went half-dead for a bit.

I'll be down for coming back though, don't worry.

Edit: I just don't know what to do right now. I have no ideas.
<Snipped quote by Banana>
If it isn't Marowak you're wrong.


Marowak is amazing, not good.

pleb.
I'm just gon sit here and wait .3.

Honestly I can't do anything so this works. Anyone want to know a good Pokemon?
Ulithard establishes group communication while the characters are deep in thought..

-"That monk looks good, would definitely tap that!"
-"God, when was the last time I washed? Of course God wouldn't know, HE stopped watching over me because his eyes hurt from the smell."
-"I'm blue da be dee da be die..."
-"These creatures are all fine dissection materials. Fuck, forgot I established mental link"

Something along those lines...


69th post well used.

I'm gonna let another round of posts go before we divide the group up.
Posted a post.

I'm gonna be making a Discord for this setting, and I encourage everyone participating to join in on the fun! Mention me if you desire to join it and I'll PM you the link to it.
@BKburke@Horrid

The wizard was about to ask the favor of Bartimus, but then he was rudely interrupted by a gaggle of guards. Naturally, he turned to the Ultharid and the escort of guards, and he looked up at the guard who asked the question to him of whether he should let the Ulthalid stay or not. With one big breath of air, his voiced deepened, now becoming that of something you'd hear from Gandalf, and he began to speak at that guard.

"YOU MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR THE PROTECTION OF THIS CITY! HOW DARE YOU CHAIN THIS ULTHARID UP AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO ASK IF HE CAN STAY OR NOT? AS LONG AS THIS PERSON IS WILLING TO HELP OUT WITH THIS MISSION, AND HE IS NOT HOSTILE TO THOSE WHO HE IS WORKING WITH, HE IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE AS A CANDIDATE TO HELP WITH THE UNDERTAKING OF THIS DUNGEON. YOU ARE TO LEAVE THIS FINE MAN HERE UNDER MY SUPERVISION AND THEN LEAVE MY SIGHT AT ONCE. I WILL SPEAK WITH THE HEAD OF YOUR GUARD AS SOON AS I RETURN TO THE CITY AND SETTLE ACCOUNTS WITH THIS CRYPT!" OOC Note: Changed colors so it's easier to read.

The gnome finished his lecture of the guards, and then coughed a small bit. It was strenuous to do that sort of thing, but if it didn't make Irthorne feel good, then nothing could. He spoke again, this time out of breath. "... Ultharid, I'll speak with you in a small moment... let me handle one thing very quickly with Bartimus. The gnome spoke next to Bartimus, and he spoke of the favor. "There is a 14 year old coming.... she wouldn't take no for an answer... and I wanted to ask if you would help me watch over her... I'm not confident that I can leave her... as her own unit... You don't have to accept... but if you do... I'll be conversing with other folks."

Irthorne went over to the Ultharid next, and began to talk to him. It was a bit scary, being about a quarter of his height, but Irthrone has handled worse. "I apologize for that whole situation. I hope there aren't any hard feelings? I'm Irthorne, and if you don't mind me asking, who are you?"
@Cuccoruler
But that makes it fun!
@BKburke
This is ok.
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