Avatar of Gardevoiran
  • Last Seen: 2 yrs ago
  • Joined: 10 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3231 (0.85 / day)
  • VMs: 0
  • Username history
    1. Gardevoiran 9 yrs ago
    2. ██████ 10 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@The 42nd Gecko
D-did we find a way to have the drinking crew?

Edit : ANOTHER THEORETICAL QUESTION
@The 42nd Gecko
Can Miyu do it again, but this time invite a small group of people to go and get hilariously drunk? Last I checked, you had people from every faction receive gifts (or I'm dumb and I forget shit)

Edit : THIS IS THEORETICAL QUESTION
@The 42nd Gecko
Question, didn't Miyu invite people to some sort of party before Hohenheim's challenge?
@KoL
I had a plan for Abigail that'd keep her aligned with Heaven, don't you worry. Right now I'm gonna keep her out of the game and I'll just have her join during the next fight. Maybe she'll be incredibly strong there.

Also, I'm eager to see how bad the next round of combat is from the ways you've described it.
<Snipped quote by Banana>

Oh, sorry, you are going to stop the dick measuring contest now? What a shame, just when I was thinking about asking if said skull can survive a black hole, plasma bursts, being kicked to the moon, etc.?

Narcissism is good, please keep on with it. Hoho approves.

You scare me. Very much.
also i'm sorry if that wasnt sarcasm

@Banana

Your character looks good to me; in fact, I'm keeping a close eye on them considering they're an undead in Heaven. A certain Angel of Death was probably involved. That being said, place your CSs in the OOC from now on for easier viewing. Wait for KoL's opinion.

Me and my backwards character races. Also, understood with the CSs and the future.
<Snipped quote by Mega Birb>

Juno is ruled by emotion and her stomach. Take away these two things and you have a problem that you can't get rid of. And it spews out black holes.


What kind of madman would take away someone's food?

also judge my second cs pls senpai, it's below the Bonesword cs.
@Mega Birb
Yeah you're right. I had glossed over that Deva exists and was involved with Juno.

But by every stretch, she's the strongest combatant in the setting as of current. There are only like two people that can put up a fight with her excluding Deva, and the other is Bonesword purely because of the Angels not knowing his niche in Undeath.

dammit i need to stop talking about bonesword i don't want people thinking i'm narcissistic.
@Mega Birb
Except Juno. Juno doesn't care what you think.
@Mega Birb
Syphax would be completely screwed in the fight. Sure he may have Bonesword's body in rubble, but as long as the skull doesn't move, Bonesword could create plant constructs and have Syphax fall due to exhaustion.

Bonesword is one of the strongest characters in this setting, in terms of longevity, melee, and demon-slaying.
@Mega Birb
He may be quick on his feet and the pain tolerance of a real g, but you forget that Bonesword cannot die unless he has his skull destroyed.

That's like the only reason Bonesword could survive an encounter with everybody else in the war.

Fun Fact : If the drunk group had been stuck in the slave camps, Bonesword would've thrown his skull and swords over the wall of the camp and would've proceeded to have a stump carry them until he could find a safe way out.
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet