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Status

Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Mega Birb
if he had no wings Bonesword would decimate him.
@Mega Birb
It wouldn't be as forced as it could be. They tried to get drunk at Absinthe Blue's bar, but then the succubus was a dirty rotten motherfu- whoa almost lost my temper there.

If anything they could have this zone for these purposes and nothing more. There's also the matter that right now it's limited to just the Heavens and Machina (despite Bonesword being a demon but that's besides the damn point).

It's possible, and slightly forced, but not impossible to without using force.

Also, here's the ugly fuckling.
He's unfinished and the paper is slightly creased but that's him.
@The 42nd Gecko
I'm good with that as long as our drunken antics can happen in peace.

Speaking of drunken antics, I have the ability to actually post a canonical (albeit unfinished) picture of Bonesword from a forever and a half ago.

Edit:@Mega Birb@TheWindel
Yeah so if you could make that Molotov that'd be greeeeaaaatttt.
@Mega Birb
When one needs to light a molotov, one doesn't simply ask where to find a light to ignite the cloth.

You're much better off asking "where do I throw it to cause the most damage?"

Use the sparks from running Syphax's sword across the ground with the doused cloth to ignite. It'd be dumb but it would work, at least I think that's how science works.
@Crossfire
Two questions. Since Tibulus is flying, do I decide when we get to the outpost, or does the glory belong to you?

Other question, should I have Tibulus stay on the ship in case the crew needs a hasty getaway?
@KoL Syphax is gonna nope on out of there either way. Do I do it?


No don't do it.

Make it a Molotov first, then throw it.
Ok everyone just assume that Ursaren is cool with the horses and he'll happily comply with the party's choice. I don't want to have to write an entire post that can be summed up as easily as "I'm alright with taking horses to continue along this mission."

@Mega Birb
are you sure mate? You can be a werebirb like you wanted, if that makes you feel any better.
@Darkraven

But I didn't critique... well I didn't critique anything specifically.

I could, but I don't want to either because nobody here deserves it.

Oh gee. Well it has been fun. will miss. my name jeff.
@Inner Demon
Completely fine man. 'tis a great game, it's just the fanbase that's toxic.

Bonesword would have a shot in Zak's name.
@BananaProps on making Bonesword! He's one of my like...top 5 favorite characters in this roleplay.


y'serious?

Friggin heck man thank you.
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