Gardevoiran

Into The Dark: Tales of Maroleth

@Mega Birb
Maybe.

Busting Out of this Fresh Hell

@Oraculum
Crab man is welcome to stay with the crew.

Revenant: A Sci-Fi Adventure (Always Accepting!)

‘... But do not worry. If you are uncomfortable with the thought, it might please you to know that I am not.’

She said, turning to look back at the hologram.

‘It is not our concern if they picked the worst imaginable day for bring-your-child-to-work day.’

She said in a bit of a darker tone, glaring at the supposed mine...

@PlatinumSkink

10/10 joke. I spat out my soda because of it.

Busting Out of this Fresh Hell

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program!

The crew had returned to the bar where Barkeep was situated originally, with Betty in possession. The group right now had consisted of Jennifer, Grog, Deprave, Old N, and Toby. Kritch had left the group at the prison when his past caught up to him, and while he accepted his past, the spirit of Villiam had pursued after the rat demon for... well... nobody else knows why, maybe it was out of evil intentions, maybe it was for pure joy, either way those two had left the scene. Poncho stayed behind the group, being put in charge of the army that Deprave had rallied together for when he makes the assault on Earth, and the King stayed behind alongside Poncho as a sort of backup. The crew was small, but they would do for the escape.

As the bar where the crew sat in closed for the night, Barkeep approached the group and began to speak. "I gotta say, I'm deeply impressed with this crew. It was a shame that Kritch and Villiam had to leave, but who knows, maybe we'll be reunited with them soon. Nefas was taken care of rather efficiently, which proved invaluable to this mission, and the crew can continue going forth as planned with Betty now in our possession. Weave knows the route that will take you all to the very end of the road, where Betty can put a portal and get you guys out of Hell for good. The only problem with it is that you guys have quite the road ahead of you with this, but I can trust you guys with this mission. While you guys were out and getting Betty. I managed to scrounge up a few farewell presents for the each of you, and they're going to be in the RV when you guys return to your mission-"

Jennifer had interjected here once Barkeep said the word farewell. "You mean, you are not coming with us, Barkeep?" "No, Jennifer, I am not. I have to stay here for the time, but I promise to you guys that I will see you at the end of the road. It has been fun, and take care of yourselves."

As everyone piled back into the RV to continue down the winding road they had ahead of them, they would each find their farewell gifts placed on the seats of the RV.

For Toby Skinner, a metal prosthetic arm. It was slightly dented in a few places, but it was in great condition it seemed.

For Old N, a basket of various vegetables was neatly organized, with an overabundance of mushrooms especially.

For Grog, a bottle of reddish-pink wine, labeled "West's Stride : Best Wine in Hell!".

And for Deprave, a large dark-metal broadsword leaned against the wall. For a man of Deprave's size, he could easily wield it with one arm. There was an additional white sheathe paired with it, labeled with "Light's Forgery" at the hilt-side so you could tell where it was made from.

As Weave took the wheel and Betty climbed in shotgun of the RV, the group would be leaving soon. With a slightly jovial tone, Weave called out to the group in the RV. "Attention all passengers, this is your driver speaking, please keep your arms and legs in the vehicle. This is your only warning."

Barkeep stood outside his bar and waved as the crew began to set out for an adventure.

Busting Out of this Fresh Hell

@Turbowraith

The War of the Three

@Mega Birb
Oh ok.

Into The Dark: Tales of Maroleth

@Mega Birb
Honestly be what ya want. Humans are uncreative. Dwarves are alcoholic midgets. Elves are pointy-eared fucks. Dragonborns are abominations. Tieflings are dirty demon halflings. Halflings are the bastard children of humans and dwarves. Half-Elves are pointy-eared uncreative fucks. Orcs are savages. Skeletons are spooky. Yadda Yadda.

Did I offend everything? I hope I got the majority of it if I didn't.

Be what you want, when you want, how you want.

If you wanna be that Half-Orc rogue, do it?
Tiefling Paladin? Why not?
Halfling Bard? Sure!
Gnome Barbarian? Hell yeah!
Harpy Warrior? Do it!

Revenant: A Sci-Fi Adventure (Always Accepting!)

"Pilots Log.
Something... something... what day was it?
Ah fuck it what am I even doing with this dumb monologue?"

Tibulus was screwing around in his mind while he was flying the ship. It had an autopilot, but the pilot didn't really care to use it unless he had to go and do something else. He had the radio channel beside his pilots chair as he drove, and he listened as he piloted the ship through the expanse of space. For the time being, Sepitan was silent for the majority of the mission, and he really couldn't explain why he was so silent, but then the details of the mission were brought up to the crew of the Revenant, and something about the mission seemed a bit too macabre for the tastes of Tibulus. Leaving no survivors was ok, and he understood why because leaving people alive would result in terrible loose ends and such for the mission, but as he thought, no survivors was not limited to children.

Now, he may not care if someone killed a guard or a mercenary, as they were hired hands for protection, but killing a kid? That was just fucked up, even for the walking skeleton smoking and piloting a spaceship. The skeleton held his cigar in a free hand, his other on the wheel, and he spoke up to ask his question over the channel. "Question. I may not be going on this mission and doing the dirty work, but does 'no survivors' extend to kids? I don't mean to sound like a pansy, but they ARE kids after all."

@Dark Light@PlatinumSkink@mackielars@Rultaos@Xandrya@BKburke@Tickout@Crossfire

Busting Out of this Fresh Hell

@BCTheEntity
Deprave is still around from the OG Material so he's ok to be put in the CHAR tab.

Busting Out of this Fresh Hell

@Turbowraith@Oraculum@BCTheEntity@Skinner35
Ping.