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Status

Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Lucius Cypher
I am going to try and fix that problem slightly.
Ok the future may not be thicc but she will be sicc and that's for sure.


not my art
@TheWindel
ITS TOO BAD I'VE STARTED CREATING ROBOT-JESUS OH WELL

I'll go back to fleshing out my sicc and thicc doctor.
@Lucius Cypher
Sadly. I wanted my thicc plague doctor as a character.

I guess Space Jesus will have to do.
@TheWindel
I ask for a professional opinion with this question. Do not take it lightly as it will decide the fate of a character that I may make in the future.

SICC and THICC, or Robo-Jesus?
@Lucius Cypher
Marquis has a kill switch, Victoire just fucked up his CPU to the point where he can't find it.


I read that in a way that I regret. Implications include Marquis having a vagina that's like the Death Star.
"I'm a skeleton that is also a fungus, and we shock the shit out of things. The name is Tibulus," Tibulus opened as he helped Taleste up the stairs, receiving some form of confirmation that this woman was Taleste from the way she responded to Stryker's call. The funganoid helped the new recruit up the stairs and into the cockpit, sitting her down in a seat near the controls. Once she was situated, Tibulus started to monitor the systems from the pilot's controls, keeping a close eye on everything that was going on.

"It's not hard to learn, 'specially here. Right now we just gotta make sure everything doesn't destroy itself," the funganoid explained as he kept watch and did some modifications to the power levels everywhere, mainly just leveling everything out so there was some form of balance in the ship.

@Silver Carrot@Crossfire
Oh joyous day, I have no more AP exams! I can post more!

Although that wasn't necessarily a problem before, but maybe I can make a new character for the Machina that totally isn't Bonesword in any way.
@Mega Birb
This is an amazing character, and he should definitely know of Bonesword's existence and alcoholism.
@Lucius Cypher
Made from water sausages.
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