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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@The 42nd Gecko
It'd still be fluffy and cute, it'd just be made out of cattails.
@Ryonara
She wouldn't like it then, I'd assume?
@Ryonara
How would Shizuka react if Bonesword gave her a cattail that acted and looked like a real cat?
Bo-Bonesword : Change of Plans


Yep. These were zombie clowns that ate people.

And Bo-Bonesword just gave them the idea that if they speak the language of their prey, they will succeed.

This wasn't good. It wasn't good at all. The once-skeleton almost began to panic before he realized something that would make the situation... well... better for the people in the city. It would be riskier than all hell, but it'd hopefully work. Bo-Bonesword spoke up to the exiting Klown, who he shall dub 'Simon' for the time being, and he tried to wordsmith his way through this situation. If all else fails, there was still another potential way that Bo-Bonesword could save the residents of the city.

"You speak the language pretty well, but I'd hate to tell you that it isn't good enough," the purple and green clown started. "Our prey won't be as willing to be lured in like that. Everyone needs to make jokes. Jokes and puns. We have to make these jokes if we want to be punny! Ahahaha~!" The once-skeleton was afraid of what was going to happen next, but he was ready to cut through the tent in any case and beeline towards the entrance to the mile.
The PRT Building

Ruben shrugged as Jackson asked if he had any other ideas, as his mind was blank. "I have no ideas, but I'd say let's try the boxing matches," the teen said, tossing his Eye around between his hands like a tennis ball. It gave his hands something to do while he waited for whatever was coming next. "We won't know if it doesn't work until we try it out, so let's do that thing."

Meanwhile, a small little connection in Rubens's head began to spark as he felt something, though it was very small, return to him. He couldn't identify it immediately, but he felt something start to click.



Kyoshi delivered the high-five to G4M3R before she cracked her hands and stretched, preparing for a few great leaps across the city. She didn't really know where to go just yet, and sure her arms were bruised to hell when she caught Celia, but otherwise she was ready to get this show on the road. The only clue she was really given to the whereabouts of their object was that she was probably in the area of town controlled by the Rockers, which was pretty much limited to a bunch of warehouses in Northern Denver. Kyoshi knew that because G4M3R told her to study up on some things before going out today, and that was the only thing she studied aside from various costumes.

"I'm going to run on ahead, unless someone needs help getting there... does anyone need help?" Kyoshi asked, still stretching in the preparation for a hop, skip, and a jump over Denver.
@Banana
Deva's a pervert, of course she'd want them to stay.

Also given I sit down and flesh things out, Bonesword will get a friend.

Please do that thing.
@Mega Birb
They really just need to find a place outside of the city to fuck at, I'd say. Unless Deva requests them to stay if they want to ruffle a few feathers.
@Mega Birb
It'd be uncomfortable to Eve if someone's dick is melting inside her.

@Lonewolf685
Not a bad idea, but I don't want the two lovebirds to get arrested because of graffiti charges because of the blood.
@Mega Birb
Congratulations.

Eve will also fuck Syphax again, but I'll warn you that it will need to take place in the bathtub.
@Lonewolf685
Should I be ashamed that I had to Google what exsanguination mean? I had an idea it meant something to do with blood but I didn't know what.
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