If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?" "Lean beef."
@KoL@TheWindel Gonna post this upgrade here for Bonesword and let it be reviewed.
The Shooting Star is a shield mod that, when depleted of it's energy, allows for the user to deal increased melee damage for as long as the shield is depleted. Each melee attack will also cause a small projectile to rain from the sky and hit the target for additional damage.
He needs a shield, and I want to give him that shield.
Wow, Eve and the other female harpies are going to be soooo disappointed in his parenting skills.good luck getting laid by anyone but Hildr after that.
"... I don't know any songs off the top of my head about flowers... but I'll try my best ma'am!" the Frog confidently exclaimed before hopping down from Luci's lap and beginning to sing a song. While it was rather simplistic and short, it was sung quite well for what it was, and especially one that was made up on the fly by the Frog.
"Five spring flowers, all in a row. The first one said, 'We need rain to grow!' The second one said, 'Oh my, we need water!' The third one said, 'Yes, it is getting hotter!' The fourth one said, 'I see clouds in the sky.' The fifth one said, 'I wonder why?'
"Then BOOM went the thunder And ZAP went the lightning! That springtime storm was really frightening! But the flowers weren't worried–no, no, no, no! The rain helped them to grow, grow, GROW!"
As the Frog's voice softened, he did a little jig before asking a question to the princess of Hell. "I will extend the song, or I'll reword it if you wish, miss Luci."
The female harpy, still happily resting in the confines of a really bloody bathtub (to the point where the contents looked like tomato soup, really) flinched back into Syphax's body, pushing him against the side of the tub. Diana had rudely interrupted personal time to tell the two lovebirds to keep it down next time. Eve didn't blame Diana, as she admitted that the two were loud as fuck during that whole ordeal, but honestly she felt so good that she didn't care.
Unfortunately, it seemed like all of these good times had to end, sooner or later, and Eve figured it was her time to fly the coop. She looked back up at who she was leaning against before asking him a question. "... mind if I leave...? I need to go get some things done... and this is staining my feathers..."
Everything was going okay in the bar... but then this guy shot an energy bolt right at his plant, causing the skeleton great horror as it drooped. The audacity! The damn nature of this guy! This plant was basically his new child, and this man had the balls to shoot it. The skeleton didn't show any emotions as he poured the rest of his cocktail down his gullet, calmly placing the glass down, then pulling a completely normal sword out of his backpack and flinging it at Firefly, aiming at his shoulder. The plant was incredibly fragile, and who knows what kind of effect that bolt had on it. This man was getting what he deserved, whether he likes it or not.
Meanwhile, a really dumb looking stump had galloped into the bar, running to the aid of Alexi for no definite reason. Maybe it was confused, or maybe it sensed that a human needed help? Either way, it managed to catch Alexi on top of it as it continued running around the bar aimlessly. Boy, was it having a good time! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
The skeletal swordsman, still clearly feeling unwell from the realization he had from the last battle, decided to try and drown his sorrows with something mixed as opposed to something straight. Scotch was good and all, but it never really had anything going for him. What really tickled his fancy was the usual here, as this was one of the only bars in Hyperion that still served him mixed drinks...
... ok, so maybe it was the only bar in Hyperion that served him mixed drinks...
... ok, so maybe it was the only bar in Hyperion that served him, but either way, this place was where he got his fill of mixed drinks, and he was thirsty, dammit!
Bonesword walked over to the bar and sat down at a stool, where the bartender walked over and simply asked him two words. "The usual?" The skeleton answered with a nod, as the bartender started mixing him up his drink. He saw Hibiki, a few Tatiana clones, and even the Alchemist in the bar as well, all partaking in some merriment, but he ignored them for the time being. After about a solid minute, the bartender returned a glass to him, consisting of a freshly-mixed kamikaze that was both on the rocks and salted. He had a bit of a bizarre taste, but he liked it nonetheless. The skeleton took a swig of the cocktail before pulling a small potted plant out of a bag, placing it on the counter and patting it.
[center][h3][u]Well hello.[/u][/h3]
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm [color=00aeef]Gardevoiran[/color], just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
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I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."[/center]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">Well hello.</span></div><br>I guess I should introduce myself, huh.<br><br>I'm <font color="#00aeef">Gardevoiran</font>, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.<br><br>I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.<br><br><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://ko-fi.com/U7U1HBS5"><img src="https://az743702.vo.msecnd.net/cdn/kofi1.png?v=0" /></a><br><br>I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not. <br><br>I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.<br><br>"What do you call a cow with two legs?"<br>"Lean beef."</div></div>