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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@TheWindel
I assumed it was after we tried to have a drinking group.

@Lucius Cypher
Bonesword's probably already there, having a drink...

... and I just realized that if we conquer Mount Kickass, we have an area to regularly host cross-faction meetings.
@Lucius Cypher@The 42nd Gecko
I retract my earlier statement and I say that Bonesword is definitely down.

You have an army if you have him.

Edit: Just realized that this would mean he can't garden with Luci. I'm not too distraught, though, as the cross-faction business wouldn't be as punishing if he didn't actually do it.
@Lucius Cypher
I'm down. You gotta pitch the idea favorably to one of my characters though.
@The 42nd Gecko
Suddenly, Grafdakka conquers Heaven and continues the war, with Celestia being renamed to "Mount Kickass".
Dropping a post here to inform you guys of an IRL update.

Getting wisdom teeth removed on Thursday, so don't expect me to post for a few days after tomorrow. I'll likely be drunk off of medicine and all I'd want to do is sleep for the next few days after.

The Frog
~ Intermission ~
@Lonewolf685

Kermit was a bit unsettled by Mephilus' reaction. Him being unsure didn't provide any real answers to if Kermit was going insane or not. That being said, maybe Lucille would know something about it. The Frog ran towards the throne room of Hell, but saw that it was blocked by Luci and it could clearly be heard that Lucille... well... it'd be best to leave her alone for the time being. Not that the Frog would, anyway, rather he was interested in what Luci mentioned. A puppy, to be precise. It sounded familiar, but it couldn't be thought of by Kermit at all. What was it?

"Miss Luci, if you don't mind me asking, what is this about a puppy? I think we're missing something, but I can't figure out what it is."
SpFarce - Farce's Apartment
@Spiffy + @solokolos

"Admirable guy, if only for the power he has over his lieutenants." Dunn glanced over at the clock before he continued explaining the situation. Any minute now, Gaia would swoop in and replace Dunn, and while she didn't have the fear of being embarrassed like Dunn did, it would still be quite distracting for the two to switch then. "Yeah Zach. And even though this city is being hurt by his influence, we can try and stage our own system to bring him down, going after each one of his subordinates until he falls from the mighty throne of crime that he sits on." Dunn paused before continuing his train of thought, possibly to add suspense to his speech. "Gaia and I uncovered some tasty information about the whereabouts of one of Patriarch's lieutenants, and wouldn't you know it, they're in town tonight. We couldn't find any info on who they are, and it was unspecified, but we do know they'll be hanging out in an abandoned apartment complex at the southwestern side of Denver."

After Dunn finished his statement, a bright glow encompassed his figure as the Twins swapped, leaving Gaia there to speak with the two men in the room... only wearing a pair of short athletic shorts aside from her underwear. Regardless, Gaia seemed alright with being in her pajamas near the two other men. "Wanna go take down a patriarch?"
@Lonewolf685
If Bonesword doesn't participate in the next battle, wanna collab a series of Bonesword showing his gardening skills off to a master, and maybe trying to learn from the master?
@TheWindel
In either case, I feel like the Frog would believe her and forever remember Artoria, but not as Artoria, rather a large hellhound.

Unable to remember anything but a very vague memory of a hellhound.
@Lonewolf685
Luci is above Eos? God damn did I underestimate her.

I also must ask a question, although I'm fairly sure that it'll never get passed. Would you be okay with an interaction between Bonesword and Luci? I feel like they could be pretty cool gardening friends.
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