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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Lugubrious
OK. Sorry 'bout that.

Edit: Did that thing. Sorry once again.
@The 42nd Gecko
But is she innocent? She never existed so we don't know if she's really innocent or not.
@Lonewolf685
She seems like a memelord.
@Lonewolf685
Rufus marrying a school girl. She seems so out of place here.

You have a former king of Hell, an Arch-Demon, the Black Goat, and then there's this random school girl.
Bonesword - Making Preparations

The skeleton shrugged as he walked into the zoo, wanting to go to a single exhibit that was separated in it's own house from the rest. The Reptile House... or wherever the zoo kept it's snakes. There was, of course, reason behind Bonesword's actions, mainly that he wanted to see if the place had any basilisks so he could simply look at them. He liked the things, and he carried an ungodly association with their life especially after the battle of Arcadia, where his own died.

"... no basilisks... boo. Another day where I can't see Charlie's smiling fa-... wait a minute..." Bonesword started thinking about how the first Charlie came into existence, which were months of dedicated work to training the snake to have a taste for the blood of only demons and angels... plus, Abigail was still alive when Charlie was a baby, and Bonesword didn't want to grow him up too fast because of that.

But Abigail wasn't here, and nor was another Charlie.

At least, not yet.

Bonesword rushed out of the Roarke Zoo and ran to the most open space he could, which coincidentally, was immediately in front of the zoo. He began throwing off his armor as he prepared to do something. Something risky, and something hopefully awesome.

Bonesword pushed his armor to the side as he got in a specific stance, not trying to block or dodge but rather to raise something from the ground. His eyes flickered on and off as he focused all of his powers into the creation of one certain plant. The skeleton struggled pulling his arms up from the ground as it shook, but his stance remained unchanged. As a purple aura surrounded his hands, a small sprout of a single plant rose from the ground, ever increasing in size while Bonesword's hands continued to raise. The sprout slowly turned into a large bulb extending off of what seemed like a long, snakelike body formed out of roots and vines. As the skeleton's hands reached to the top of his body, the plant creation of his revealed it's large head, whilst currently asleep, anyway.

Bonesword lowered his arms finally as the snakelike plant opened it's large yellow eyes at the skeleton, inspecting him for any ill intent towards the snake. A basil-isk had been created in front of Bonesword, and while it was fresh, it didn't need a ton of training this time. Bonesword only had to make sure it knew to eat meat.

"CHARLIE 2.0! YEAH BO-"

The skeleton's shouts of ecstasy were immediately silenced as he fell backwards onto a bench, momentarily unconscious. The basil-isk next to him slithered to his side and curled up, waiting for it's master to come to.
@TheWindel
"One of these things is not like the others..."
@LHudson
I edited in your mention because I momentarily forgot.

PING!

Frog was following closely behind Mephilius as soon as he saw that he left the throne room. The best perk about being a muppet was that you were largely silent. He crept behind the door as he listened in on Ghelgath and Mephilius talk about this oligarchy. To his unsurprise, Ghelgath reacted completely like an 11 year old that listened to Evanescence, while Mephilius reacted calmly. Why were these two guys 'friends'? They seemed like they hated each other. Maybe it was because Mephilius had something to gain with Ghelgath's false idea that Mephilius liked him? He wanted to ask, but he was still kind of interested in what Mephilius could do.

That took the two to the dungeon.

The Frog stayed behind a good couple of meters as he followed Meph, surprised he still managed to evade his death for this long. He guessed that's why he survived being found by anyone in Heaven for so long when he tried to infiltrate then. He was eventually found by Diana, which kind of su-"ACK!"

A nearby prisoner swiped at the small puppet, both blowing his cover and causing him to panic slightly. If Mephilius didn't know the Frog was behind him... well... he should know then.
I have two comments.

One, the plot thickens...

Two, I need to take a lesson from Batman and use some prep-time.
@Lmpkio
Muppephilus shenanigans GOOOOO!
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