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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Lonewolf685
... and now I'm considering Lillian being ditched for this dimension.

Can we be a cat council that presides over a whole jurisdiction and population of other cats?
Bonesword - There Goes My Share

"Hey mom." Bonesword hugged Lilliana as she bounced around, giddy about the trinkets that she would find. Bonesword found it absolutely adorable, if not anything else, that his mom got so excited about the interesting things they found on their journey. He remembered seeing a barrel full of random things that she had obtained from the journey, both legally and less so. Heck, Bonesword even found a gun that shot orange juice in there once. Orange juice! He's never had it, but he heard it was great.

"... Isuza, you can take some of my share for the supplies, since the cap' spent all of the original on ale." Bonesword didn't really need a ton of it, because he didn't want much other than what he had. Plants were nice, and so was the booze, but only one of those did he ever really spend his cash on, and he couldn't buy the booze.

"Frankly, I'm just hoping that we don't get attacked by anyone while I'm trying to buy a new plant. My journal hasn't had a new entry in it for weeks!"
@The 42nd Gecko
Nah, still saying no.

Lillian would go, but bullshit reasons have her held down.

Let's just say she's on hold with Hohenheim and realize that she probably isn't and Hoho's toying with people.

Edit: @Lonewolf685
All the cats would be scared prolly.

Also, the only place that they could probably fit in would be a realm of Monsters is what I meant. They're both from a grassland that exists in the Nexus.

"Following you, is what I'm doing. I have nothing better to do." The Frog wasn't going to pussyfoot around this, he was following Mephilius for no particular reason. He had no real home in Hell, he'd been roaming since the start of his life, and he didn't have any musical instruments on him to play so he couldn't do that... well... he had the gun. Can you play the gun?

The Frog wanted to play the gun.

Nevermind that, there were more pressing matters to attend to, such as Flos. The Flower of Death, as the plaque on his cage read. Mephilius explained that Flos was one of Heaven's finer fighters, which was pretty respectable since there was that one harpy chick that broke through that one silver dome.

Then Helena resounded, and the Frog quickly answered with a stoic "Go to bed Helena." He wasn't interested in leaving until he found out what happened to that one person, but there wasn't a real way to find out in Hell... maybe someone else knew.

Back to Flos, the Frog started thinking about what Mephilius said, how there was wasted potential with this Flower of Death, and a sudden idea popped in Frog's head. What if Flos put the Frog on, the Frog delivered him to Ghelgath, and war commenced in Hell? That'd be a FUN way to be entertained! Alas, that's probably not for the best right now, but maybe later... right now, the Frog stayed silent as he stared at Flos.
@The 42nd Gecko
Edit: Brain has been fucking fried shitless.

They wouldn't. The only place they could go would be a realm of monsters, and BS is traumatized enough by his past.

While that's said, they will be fighting together in the War though, more or less as a duo for the future. Like Hibiki and Shizuka, but not as cool.
@KoL
She's emptier than all of the cans on my desk combined then? Because there's quite a few cans.
@floodtalon
Then the Frog gets lucky and obtains both Park Place and Boardwalk.
@KoL
Welp. I expected this. A'ight.
Stupidest Idea in the history of this setting.

Let's get some characters together and play Monopoly IC.
Anomaly

"... and ongoing coverage of the recent attack in downtown continues. Reports have been coming in of eyewitnesses reporting a hulk of an Epic wielding a giant hammer caused mass panic and destruction before the High Island stepped in with his signature manipulation of our very City to remove the danger. No further sightings have occurred, and this station personally hopes it remains that way."

"Yo P? I gotta go for a bit."

"Xox, why do you have to go exactly?"

"Check the TV report. No time to explain. See ya!"

Xoxi slammed the door behind her with a psychic fist as Pudding slowly moved towards the couch, listening to the TV and watching the news as it continued broadcasting the new story that was developing.

"Furthermore, unverified reports have claimed the unknown Epic was last sighted in the Wilds, still continuing his battle against the Island."

"... stay safe, kiddo."

Xoxi head towards the quickest entrance to Epic City proper while donning her crime fighting leather jacket. She could've probably bought an outfit with her... ahem, side-job, but honestly, nothing really beat out the jacket aside from a suit of armor. At least, that's what Xoxi thought about it.
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