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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

"I guessh... um..." Gobbo grabs hold of the lever that he noticed, causing the door to fall downwards into the ground, a loud thud indicating that it was open for good. No turning back now.

ENTER: THE BELIEVER'S DEN

Down the hall, once obscured by the door itself, rested a wide staircase, leading into a large cistern, complete with skeletal bodies sitting in chairs surrounding a table, similar to how one would eat a meal, except in this case, everyone was dead. A bookcase was off to the side, many titles from centuries before lining the wall, the bookend out. None of those books are ones you necessarily need, but a few titles might interest a few literary connoisseurs.

Along another wall lied shelves, stocked with alchemical ingredients. Unfortunately, most have withered away due to time and are now dust, but some of them are still very salvageable. A workbench is even beside it for someone to work with.

A large gate, in front of an area similar to a garden, rests blocking your path. No levers here for this one, it would seem. Time to use your head.
The door, located far down within a dark chasm, was made of stone and iron, clearly work from people at least a hundred years before Tobias. It reeked of death and agony, with the occasional hint of fecal matter wafting into the noses of the two adventurers. Despite that, the small window of the door revealed ignited candles within it, seemingly lit magically, as ordinary candles would've never lasted that long. An old and rusty lever was to the side, seemingly the way to get into the crypt.

"My last name was d'Eshnutesh! I think? I don't remember it all that well, shadly..." Gobbo looked down sadly. He tried his hardest to remember his name, but it just wouldn't come to him. "Gobbo tell you if I remember any more!" he cheerily said as he waited for the door to open.
"Gobbo has no real name. I did at one point, but Gobbo can't remember it now. It's been so long since I've used it," the goblin calmly explained as he walked through the plains outside of the city, heading towards a distant rock formation, boards clearly pinned up to the structure of the rocks. If Tobias cared, he could see a small cross just barely within the middle of the barricade. Yep, the paladin order definitely barricaded that place for sure.

"... OH!" A few moments of silence passed before Gobbo chimed in, his eyes lighting up. "Gobbo remembers his last name!"
Anomaly
Near a crashed VTOL


"... fuck," Anomaly swore as she saw Sickle freak out and go insane, his dark expression angled towards the squad not indicative of any fear. Now, he was just crazy from the fear. Yeah... maybe the double fear wasn't the best idea... now she had to find a way to make up for her dumb actions. Keeping Sickle crippled might be a good idea for the long run, or at least to some extent. If your enemy was paralyzed, you were a lot faster than them, after all! Pokemon taught her that. Good ol' Pokemon.

Anomaly's ghost hand flew toward's Sickle's ankle, trying to land a grab on him. No emotions in it, and none trying to be absorbed either. She just wanted to grab his ankle and hold him back from approaching the group. If the grab landed, well, Anomaly would simply pull back with all of her might. Meanwhile, the teen began to kick the wall of the VTOL, trying to cause a panel to open up so she could run if she had to. "Guys! Try to immobilize Sickle!"

@Sickle-cell@PlatinumSkink
Farce - Strip Mall
@Spiffy@Xandrya@solokolos

Holy shit. She was a nice find. Pretty good looking too, Farce had to admit. She ignored responding to the question Judah asked about what might happen, winging it entirely based off of instinct. It had worked for her all this time, why would it stop now? The biker chick brought up how Judah might've had something to do with this, to which Farce had to interject. "He didn't. He was punching a boxing bag and drinking Snapple earlier." Farce hushed afterwards, watching the situation unfold as she reached down for her nightstick, lifting it up and carefully inspecting the item for any damages.

"Plus, he has a thing for you~," Farce teased. She didn't actually know that for sure, but going off on a fun little joke was good to break the tension. Hell, maybe it would negotiate the situation better. Who knows? All that was certain was that Judah and the woman were a good twelve to eighteen inches away from each other right now.

"Young love, eh Sparce?" "You're really gonna joke about that right now?"
"I am not allowed to say yes to that offer. However, I will say that the water will distract me long enough for you to pass," the paladin winked as he finished his sentence, hinting that the real answer was, in fact, a yes. Gobbo raised his canteen up to the man, the man grabbing it and swigging it all down before handing it back to Gobbo. "Refreshing. So much in fact that I am unable to see you. Oh no. It seems that you can pass by me," said the paladin in a very fake tone. Gobbo was a bit saddened, but it was in the best interest of him and Tobias, after all.
I probably could've ranked Xoxi as a higher master, now that I think about it. I was going off of the explanations, and while she'd be an easy capture, containing her would be tough.

Then again, I dunno how Worm really works. For all I know, containing parahumans could be like how SCPs are contained.

Edit: Clarification.
"You must go to your an official Paladin Recruitment Office in order to obtain a warrant. A small fee is involved, but it's only to keep our organization supported." It was clear this Paladin wasn't moving. A fight with him might be easy, but you aren't just left with that option, nor are you left with the option of getting a warrant. Gobbo runs over to a nearby merchant stand whilst Tobias speaks to the Paladin, his face eyeing the merchandise available. Normally, goblins wouldn't be able to buy the items due to a lack of money, but he seems to have some on hand. After purchasing a canteen of water, Gobbo returns to Tobias' side, sipping from the water. By the body language of the paladin, it's very clear that he is severely thirsty and is in desperate need of a refreshment.
Anomaly
Near a crashed VTOL


"Oh damn that worked," Anomaly thought as she had a hand near her lightly punch Knight's leg, absorbing the fear within Knight. Anomaly really felt that fear, too, it was so pungent. She'd need to get rid of it quickly, it would seem.

Back to Sickle, though. The teen didn't really think trying to terrify him was a great idea, hell, it might've caused him to be more brash about his decisions and begin to kill even more and more quickly. Seeing him just... freeze, was really nice to note, as even the mighty can fall to Anomaly's power of emotional punches. Speaking of those, the same hand that uppercutted Sickle pulled a u-turn in the air as it decided to come back down and punch Sickle again, aiming to drop the fear absorbed from Knight right into him. More fear was good in this situation, as it might just force Sickle to flee altogether. That's a best-case scenario for the PRT.

"I-I think I got him with fear, Knight! Going for another round!" Anomaly said as she focused on the punch landing.

[+1 FEAR]
[-1 FEAR, if successful second punch on Sickle]

@Sickle-cell@PlatinumSkink


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