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Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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"We might see him a-" Eve stops talking as the world around you dims, all the colors of the people around you getting hit with a gray tint. Everything seems to stop as well, as if you are frozen in time.

Standing between you and the only other moving person, Brock, is the cloaked figure of a woman.

Hello once again, my children. The sultry voice of a familiar deity speaks to you, Brock, and one other as it stands there between you two. I trust everything is going well?
NOTICE
Just like the above sheet, Outlet is set to take stage when Last Minute makes an official appearance. For now she is accepted and is awaiting her big appearance.
In Hellpact 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay



Ah yes, legal documents allowing her to stay in the US without legal persecution. That's something Carnation needed more than anything else right now. Of course, she'd need to find a better name than the one she had in Aus' to get around the states without any sort of prosecution from people hearing of the 'missing child' that was 'found' in Boston. She could stick with using Carnation as her first name and just go by Morgan as her last, but she didn't need to think of all this nonsense right now. What mattered was the challenge that Lady Eve had put the group up to.

The girl turned slightly pink as she stood beside this Erin girl, staring at the rest of the crowd. Erin had taken the center stage and indirectly brought Carnation up there with her. She was kind of afraid of being in the spotlight, but she'd have to accommodate for it when she inevitably took over the world, so this was some practice. It wasn't good practice, but it was some most definitely.

That's when Erin's vial of... w-what was that? It wasn't like the ketchup she saw in stores, it was more thin than that, but it had chunks floating in it as well. What the hell was in that damn vial? Carnation backed behind Erin and hugged her as she watched from behind her, clearly more afraid of the contents of the vial than she was of the magic it could use. Just in case, Carnation slid on her skin glove as she looked to Alonzo for continuing the situation.

Meeting the New Crew IV

Bonekid's bottom jaw dropped as he saw his favorite pal and his closest ally, the Shroomblade, being used as a toothpick by this drunkard! He had observed it after he heard Boone's rather unfriendly response to his first mate. He was honestly confused at what to be more appalled at, the treatment he had just been received by his own captain, or the drunk picking his teeth with the strongest weapon Bonekid had ever held.

Bonekid walked over to the Runch Crew's doctor with his hands fumbling around in front of his chest. He didn't know what to say at the moment, so he just went for what he needed to ask. "G-good doctor, I would like to have my sword back, please..." As he asked, Bonekid gave a dark glower to Dirk as the former-slave continued to cause his own trademarked brand of ruckus. He had enough of Dirk's craziness for one day, and he was incredibly tempted to ask Feya to get Dirk back onto the Runner.

Speaking of the Runner, after he got his sword and made a few notes on Runch's Bori-Bori-no-Mi in the encyclopedia he had, he was tempted to just head back to the ship and check on his mom. Wait... his mom wasn't on the Runner. She was in the Guppy because Boone had carried her here, how could he forget? It was probably meeting the great captain of this ship, but despite meeting Runch, Bonekid wanted to make sure his mom was alright. Before anything, though, he needed his sword back.

So he waited patiently for his sword, his foot tapping against the ground eagerly as he waited.
In Hellpact 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay



Carnation sat there for a second and took in the situation. Everyone in this room had affiliations with the supernatural, big whoop, but that salary and the benefits? Fuckin' legendary stuff, right there. Sure, Carnation would do just about anything for a house where she could sleep and not worry about any thugs trying to grab her in her sleep, but this was quite the offer extended to her. On top of that, she was getting paid a hefty amount of money for it. Her old parents told her how much money someone like her could make if she did what she was told and became a pharmacist, but... that was before they died. The healthcare was pretty good too, she guessed. Aus' has it free, so it's a whatever deal.

There was a bigger question on Carnation's mind right now, though. What name should the people here call her? Normally the answer would be 'Carnation Hendricks, ruler of all and slayer of wrongs', but that didn't really work well with her reputation in Aus'. She'd been labeled as a serial killer by the authorities, and in case this whole job goes awry, she really didn't want for anyone to be able to identify her. Maybe just introducing herself as Morgan? Her middle name wasn't known to the public, so that was a good idea. Maybe.

As Carnation tried to stand up to address the others in the room, she found herself held down by the woman who acted like a helicopter mother to the girl. Attempting again only proved futile as Carnation let out a groan, giving into the mother's possessive nature as she spoke to the group overall. "... I'm Morgan, I dunno this woman, and I'm totally fuckin' down with this gig, mates." Carnation's voice was higher, allowing for her to be heard throughout the silent room easily.

Turning her head towards Lady Eve, Carnation gave her first direct address to the hostess. "Apologies for not dressing for the occasion, Lady Eve, but this was the best outfit I could find on standby." Carn snickered after speaking. It truly was the best she could find, as everything else had a few stains on them.
You see the man walk off into the trees as you hear a bit of ambient noise behind you. Jen's leaving her tent with a brand new sword. It's made of the same material you recall wielding in Hell alongside the friends (and foes) that helped you escape. You see Brock about ten feet away from her, standing beside a training dummy.

Within an instant, Jen rushes the dummy and unleashes a hefty slash, but Brock responds by unsheathing his own sword and taking a position beside her, swinging his sword in a way as if he's teaching her. Maybe this is for the best with Jen.

Eve hugs you while you watch. It's really comforting, almost drowsily so.
Testing the Tarry Waters

A collab between @Old Amsterdam and yours truly to act as an interlude



Kendall sat in a well-lit room, a hospital gown on as-per normal testing criterion. She didn't know exactly what was going on at the time, but she didn't question it. A few of the officials from the PRT had come to apparently record her powers and observe the attributes of said powers. She didn't understand what that meant, but she was willing to do whatever as long as she had some water. It was provided, thankfully.

"Thanks for coming, Miss Banks. There's no wrong answers here, so don't be nervous," a woman in a lab coat and a friendly smile said as she came over. "I'm Alina Brestoff, and I'll be conducting this exam. We want to help you get a better understanding of your abilities, alright?"

"Okay!" Kendall cheerfully says as she sits in her seat, looking up at the new woman in the room. The friendly smile was definitely something that helped her feel welcome. "Has anyone told you that you're pretty?" The smile sold the prettiness to Kendall, if she was honest.

"Not during an examination, but I've heard it before. But thank you. The compliment is appreciated." Brestoff made a few marks on the clipboard she carried, glancing back at the door. "Think you're ready?"

"Yes ma'am!" Kendall said as a small slice of her hair turned into tar. The slice quickly reverted back to her hair as she acted like nothing happened.

"Was that intentional?" Brestoff asked with a smile. "I hope you won't hate me for all the questions I'm about to send your way."

"I won't, but was what intentional?" Kendall tilted her head as she looked at Brestoff.

"The small transformation of your hair just a moment ago, dear."

Kendall shrugs as she sits there. "I think that just happens sometimes before I transform my body, that's all."

"Interesting. Can you do a full body transformation?" Brestoff asked as she motioned for Kendall to follow her into the wide, open room that would serve as the training area.

Kendall nods before walking over and standing in the wider space. Her entire body melts down into a puddle of black tar with a ruby shine, the puddle spreading out on the floor as a small tentacle rises from the tar. It looks like it is giving a thumbs-up.

"Well done. Now, can you still understand everything I'm saying?"

Kendall's upper body reforms out of the tarry mass, looking at Brestoff. "It's like you're speaking through radio static, but yep!" Kendall's hospital gown is visibly the same at her shoulders, but it does turn into tar as it approaches below her chest.

Brestoff nods. "And how thin can you make yourself? Can you move in this blob form?"

Kendall gives a quick nod as the tarry mass engulfs her again, moving fluidly through the environment as it weaves around the area. It stops to try and stretch vertically before it gives out at about 4 inches in diameter.

Brestoff watches avidly throughout the display, making notes as she goes. "Why don't you try to describe everything you're able to do?"

Kendall reforms into her normal body, slightly tilted as her left arm and left leg are switched. "I can turn whatever body part I want into this... tarry mass... it regenerates when I'm hurt a lot, and... I think there's one more thing about it but I don't know if I ca-" Kendall notices her arm and leg and blush hard. "U-um... whoops, heh-heh..."

"It's quite alright, dear. What were you saying?"

"I-It's really hard to explain," Kendall says as her arm and leg turn into tar, fixing positions before she returns to talking. "I guess I can demonstrate it... but I need someone to do it with..."

"Mhmm. Well, we have some rats we use for some of the Master tests... Let me just..."

After a few moments she came back, carrying a cage with a plain brown rat inside it. "I don't need to let it out, do I? I hate these things."

"No you don't..." Kendall walks over to the cage and sits down in front of it. Her face falls into a slight frown as she closes her eyes, a tentacle grabbing the rat and lifting it up with a firm, but not harmful, grip. "S-sorry..." Kendall mutters as her other hand contorts into another tentacle, stuffing itself into the mouth of the rat and filling it up with tar.

It is placed back down as Kendall stands back up, her left hand reforming and with a lack of all five fingers. Still with her eyes closed, Kendall speaks. "T-the rat..."

Observing the rat would prove it is now moving in ways that it normally would not do. Instead of scurrying around the cage frantically, it is now slowly trotting backwards in the cage, its mouth leaking black tar and its eyes dilated beyond belief.

"Mhmm. That's interesting. Do you control it directly, or did you implant a command?" Brestoff appeared nothing if not interested in the ability.

"I-it's a bit of both..." Kendall sheepishly admitted as the rat began to walk side to side, sometimes displaying pain with it's movements. Finally, the rat began to curl and contort before spewing the dark tar onto the floor of it's cage, Kendall's head buried into her lap. "I-I don't like controlling animals..."

"Controlling anything is a weight that shouldn't be carried lightly," the examiner said quietly. "Do they always vomit the substance back up like that?"

Kendall nodded slowly before the rat seemingly went unconscious, furthering the guilt that Kendall had. "I think the tar is... indigestible. It makes you sick if it stays in too long..,"

Brestoff nodded again taking the small cage away.

"Moving on.... Are you able to regrow missing tar? Can you throw it? Can you produce more?"

Kendall nods as she throws her arm towards the wall, the entire hand being flung as a ball of tar that splatters against the same wall. "I can regrow missing tar and produce more, but it’s really specific. There was one time I can think of that caused it immediately."

"Is that something you're able to talk about, or would you prefer not to go into details?"

Kendall looks at Brestoff as the tar from the wall slinks back to her stumped arm. “I can explain, but it’s reeeally really complicated,” Kendall says as she begins walking around in a circle. "My arm got caught in a tough spot a few months after my power came to me. It was too tough for me to just... tar my way out of, so I broke free from my arm. It began to regrow as soon as I noticed my arm was gone, and it grew actually pretty fast."

"That sounds pretty terrible, if I'm being honest. Do you still feel in the altered state?"

"It’s... fuzzy. I can still... feel the arm, but it doesn’t exactly feel like anything is there. Radio static," Kendall reused the term, as if she lacked any easy way to describe it. "It grew back, and the tar stayed where it was where my arm detached."

"Can you grow more by will or is it only during that automation regeneration state?"

"Latter." Kendall was brutally honest. "I tried it later with my dad. There were a few gallon bags used, but we did find a way to store it in our freezer. The leftovers didn’t want to come back, so we just kept it if I needed it."

"Didn't want to come back?"

Kendall points at the tar that is currently slinking up her leg. "This isn’t me doing this."

"So it automatically returns to the source. Interesting. And the other samples didn't. Could you merge with them manually?"

"Yes ma'am. It’s a lot more... uncomfortable to fuse with the gallon bags though." Kendall’s hand turns into tar as it takes the shape of a standard hand. "It’s like taking a shower, but it’s not the nice clean shower. It’s like a cold, sticky, awful shower. I don’t like to do it unless I have to."

"Mhmm. I can imagine it's unpleasant. Anything else you can think of that's.... Different?"

"No ma'am," Kendall hesitantly says. She took a moment to think of mentioning the form shifting but she didn’t want to mention it. That’d be her little secret.

Unknowingly, Kendall starts to drift closer to Brestoff very slowly.

"Mhmmm. We could perform some stress tests to see what the Limits of your form is, but I think I've got enough to go off of with this." Brestoff nodded to herself, smiling. "Yes, I think that's enough. Thanks for coming in today, Miss Banks. I hope it wasn't too terrible," she said with a small wink.

Kendall wraps her arms around Brestoff and pulls into a hug. "It wasn’t! I’m glad I could be of help!" Reluctantly, the girl forces herself away from Brestoff as she wanders to the restrooms to go and change back into her normal clothes.

Bonesword recovered from the abrupt stop quickly as he watched the attack on Charlie end, the familiar of the skeleton being ripped in half as it's master watched on. If Bonesword could shed a tear, he would be doing that right now. How dare this glorified lizard do such a damnable job at killing his pet?! Unceremonious, uncaring, cold... the nerve of this 'Guardian' would not go unpunished, that's for damn sure. Bonesword rose back to his feet as he felt the ground around him begin to act as his eyes for a split-second. The area's interference made it more difficult for the skeleton to see, but he could at least tell that he had to move in a second.

Bonesword side-stepped as he prepped the Cyber Sword, the tail strike simply colliding against the ground as Bonesword stared back at the army he rose. He couldn't admire his handiwork for long as the guardian brought down his machete for a blow directly towards the skeleton's head. With the Cyber Sword prepped, Bonesword caught the machete overhead as it grinded against the plasmatic edge of the new weapon, putting both fighters into a deadlock as they fought for dominance over the other.

A sudden jolt of energy in Bonesword's mind alerted him to the plant missiles Chen had fired previously, and as such, Bonesword deflected the machete of Sobek off to the side before leaping backwards to avoid the missiles. Hopefully the deflect would be enough to stagger the mighty beast just long enough for the missiles to hit him. After that, Bonesword could definitely provide Heaven support for a few minutes before he fell too.

Along with everything going on, the skeletal minions summoned prior to the events in this Marsh would all turn to Sobek and begin to run towards him, intending to swarm the mighty beast with as much power as they could muster.



Amaterasu took the chance when Nina dodged the giant block to get out of the way herself, rushing over to the newly arrived Castellum and landing on the ground beside him, keeping a close eye out for any attacks on the forces of Heaven while she assessed the situation. The two other angels on her team, Saef and Lucifus, were both near useless despite their supposed reputation, and while she wasn't much to talk, it was shameful to the Imperator and left a very bad mark on Heaven.

Amaterasu raised her hand up as she prepared her power to use on her allies, a Godly Blessing being bestowed upon them as their defenses increased. Chen, Lucifus, and Saef all would likely feel the blessing being bestowed with the feeling of a comfortable warmth showering them, similar to that of a warm blanket fresh out of the dryer without the drowsiness associated with it. "Take my blessing, you three. We have quite the fight ahead of us."

Amaterasu drew the Yata-no-Kagami as she stared at Sobek, a bolt of light following behind Chen's missiles. It was unlikely to be as strong as Chen's attack, but any damage that accumulates on the beast would be useful.
"I go where the wind takes me. I'm a man of the land," Caretan comments as he begins walking towards a random direction, surprisingly towards the mountains that you need to go to in the future. You might run into him again.

Eve pokes out from behind you as she watches with a puzzled face. "... a-are the winds calling him that way?"
Lorenzo of Windor


Lorenzo sat on the horse, watching the scene unfold as he fumbled with the hood of his cloak. This new... Hermit fellow was oddly familiar to the hound trainer outside of his musical talents. He felt like he had met the man a few years prior in an actual conversation, but he had no idea if such a situation was true. It was after the fated incident, and he forwent recalling the good times he had with Loyal during then. Now he had to look towards the future and try to get out of this depressive spell. He really needed to leave the house anyhow.

Martyrdom, on the other hand, walked right up to the Hermit and sat down a few feet in front of him, his eyes staring directly at the Hermit and his tail wagging at a hundred miles an hour. Lorenzo sat atop the horse and watched. He knew Martyrdom better than most, so this was his way of asking someone for a head pat. Lorenzo wasn't fond of the hound much, but the hound knew who to trust and who to not, surprisingly. If the Hermit was a friend to Martyrdom, he could be trusted by Lorenzo.
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