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LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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Lord Octa's half-restored eyes were still glassy-white, and so the elven girl could not see the dark lord roll his eyes as she begged for mercy.

"She," Lord Octa repeated. "It would seem my missing prisoner is a woman." Lord Octa turned back to his bald-shaven minion. "Do we have record of any other women who were to be sent here?"

"I am afraid not, your majesty," Agael reported. "It appears that the carriage manifest and dossiers were lost in the ambush. We haven't a clue who these people are nor their crimes against you. However, I could dispatch a rider to the gaol from whence this carriage came, and determine who is missing."

"That will take time," Lord Octa declared. "And time is the one resource I have in short supply."

"Who are you?" Lord Octa asked of the elven girl. "Why have you been sent unto me? Be warned: speak falsehoods to me, and I will destroy you. But if you are honest with me, then I may spare you, for there is a chance that you are worth more to me alive."
Pinging @Assallya. You're up in the RP
The robed minion who had once been Agael heard the doors to the Court slam shut, sealing the doom of the prisoners he and the dread knights were escorting toward the throne. Behind him, some of the prisoners were taking in their new and macabre surroundings. Some made the mistake of looking up into the ceiling. Why must they always look up? Agael thought to himself.

Up in the looming darkness, the shackled thralls could faintly make out the grisly display hanging by chains from the ceiling above. Mummified cadavers, sinew-bound skeletons, and flayed skins dangled from above like so many macabre mobiles. Some hung listlessly in the darkness, and others shuddered gently in the drafts, but there were a few victims that wriggled weakly against the metal hooks that dug into their bodies. The Court of the Dead was not the most accurate name for this place, for not all of its victims were yet truly dead.

The dread knights presented the shackled prisoners to the foot of the black throne before standing rigid still. There, the prisoners were granted their first glimpse of the master of these lands.

"Is that you?" A bearded and scarred prisoner scoffed, gesturing to the shriveled being seated upon the throne with his shackled hands. The smell of grog wafted from his lips with every breath. "That's you? The dark lord himself? The Great Lord Octa in the flesh? Pah! You're naught but a damned prune! You don't scare me you miserable mumblecrust!"

The rigid being on the throne twitched slightly. There was an audible crackle - akin to the sound of a handful of dry leaves being crushed between two hands as Lord Octa's head turned to the heckling prisoner. With a loud series of pops and dry ripping sounds, the dark lord ascended from his throne and slowly hobbled down the steps of the raised dais upon which the throne was placed. A cracking pop sounded from Lord Octa's knees and legs with each step. The dark lord shambled toward the shouting prisoner.

"Look at you, you pathetic wretch. You can't even walk. You're no more a threat than the village drunkard. Face me like a man! Unshackle me, and I'll teach you some manners you damnable catamite! I will shove my boot so far up your ass you'll be-"

At that moment, one of the dread knights seized the bearded prisoner, grasping him on the shoulders with vice-like chainmail gauntlets. As the prisoner struggled against his captor, Lord Octa stood before him. A gray, bony hand reached out to the prisoner's forehead - who was too surprised to say or do anything to resist. Lord Octa placed his cold, lifeless hand upon the prisoner's brow. As soon as the dark lord's palm was pressed upon his forehead, the bearded prisoner crumbled. A cloud of dust billowed to the floor, settling as a heap of disarticulated bones and dust, the shackles clanged against the stone tiles amidst freed knuckle bones and dusted.

The remaining prisoners watched in abject horror as the arm that had touched the prisoner's forehead now swelled with life, the desiccated flesh on Lord Octa's left arm had returned to a peachy, lifelike hue. The life essence drained from the prisoner distributed itself throughout the dark lord's body until he resembled as a pale, wrinkled human more than a mummified revenant. The dark lord gasped as air filled to his restored lungs, and his movements were more natural and flowing. Lord Octa now appeared before the remaining prisoners as a living man - but barely so.

"One of your fellow prisoners was freed before they could be delivered to me," Lord Octa said to the surviving prisoners with his own voice. "I want this escapee back. The lot of you will tell me precisely what happened during the journey here." Lord Octa gestured with a newly-invigorated hand to the pulverized flesh and bones on the floor behind him, "or you will meet a similar end."

Lord Octa looked over the remaining prisoners and beckoned for the elven girl to be brought before him. One of the dread knights grasped her firmly by the shoulders. He gestured to have her gag removed.

"Be cautious, your majesty," Agael whispered into the dark lord's wizened ear. "She is an elf, and I fear she may have some magical prowess."

"That would make two of us," Lord Octa dismissed as the mail-clad fingers of the dread knights untied her gag. "If she attempt whatever pitiful magic she can conjure against me, she will make the greatest miscalculation of her life."

"Now," Lord Octa said, turning back to the ungagged elven girl. "Speak."

A robed underling escorted a half dozen shackled prisoners through the passageways and corridors of the dark lord's fortress, each one accompanied by a man-at-arms. Under the careful eye of the guards, the prisoners had done little in the way of resisting. It seemed that they had dejectedly accepted what they presumed to be their fate: torment and death. These prisoners didn't know the half of it. If they had any idea what awaited them in the Court of the Dead, the bald-shaven minion of the dark lord was certain that each of them would be fighting against their captors with every ounce of strength left in them. They would wail and gnaw at their shackles if they had the faintest idea what the dark lord meant to do with them, for the victims of Lord Octa faced a fate worse than death.

The underling was thankful for the obliviousness of his thralls as it made the task of escorting them through the fortress much easier. This was as the dark lord intended. Lord Octa took care to ensure that no knowledge of his true nature made it beyond the fortress' ramparts to the ears of the populace. The dark lord's agents within the realm and abroad cultivated the rumor that Lord Octa was a dashing prince whose charisma and effective application of brute force had allowed him to conquer the realm and several neighboring principalities. Foreign informants and agents of the Revolt - the underling was sure there was at least one or two spies who dared operate within the very nexus of the dark lord's power - gave slightly-more accurate reports to the outside world as to who, or what, Lord Octa actually was. A demigod, perhaps? A demon?

The bald-headed minion was a learned man, and by his reckoning Lord Octa was best described as an aspiring lich. When the underling was a boy, Lord Octa served the king of the realm as a court warlock. But at some point, Lord Octa gained both the power and initiative to overthrow the king and claim the realm as his own. The underling remembered the years of the Usurping, back when he was still Agael and not just a nameless minion. Naive barons who believed to be fighting for increased autonomy allied themselves with the rising Lord Octa against the Crown Prince and his loyal armies. By the time the dark lord's true intentions were clear to the upstart barons, Lord Octa's magic was too powerful to resist. Few people survived from the tumultuous years of the Usurping, and the peasant rabble outside the fortress' walls knew next to nothing about how their dark lord came to be. The bald-headed minion who had once been Agael was one of rather few men alive who knew the truth behind Lord Octa, and or that alone the dark lord could add another withered corpse to the Court of the Dead.

As he recounted the Usurping and the rise of Lord Octa to himself, the bald-headed minion had reached the gates of the the dark lord's throne room. They were great, heavy double doors of burnished iron, flanked on either side by a pair of the dark lord's imposing dread knights. Despite being called knights, the underling recognized that it was quite probable that these redoubtable guardians could very well be nothing more than suits of armor enchanted by the dark lord to serve as ever-vigilant sentries. Once at the doors to Lord Octa's chambers, the men-at-arms knew to leave the prisoners for the underling and the dread knights to handle; the only ones who were permitted to lay eyes on the dark lord were his robed lackeys and those unfortunate souls who would never live to recount the tale.

With the guards out of sight, the enchanted armor suits clasped the door handles in their mail-clad fists before opening the doors and ushering the prisoners into the Court of the Dead.

Footsteps on cold, polished stone echoed through the dark and cavernous throne chamber. A bald, robed figure strode between the collonades that held up the vaulted ceiling he knew to rise into the darkness far above his head. The man dared not look into that darkness above him, lest he be reminded why his master's throne room was known as the Court of the Dead.

In the drafts that circulated through the great chamber's upper reaches, he could hear them rattle softly. Bones clinking together. Dried skins rustling against the hooked chains that suspended them from the ceiling. The earthly remains of at least one hundred of his master's victims hung on chains high above him. They served as grisly reminders of the power and cruelty of the master of this place. For those who served this dark lord, they served to encourage utmost loyalty and obedience - lest they join the Court's ever-growing ranks.

At the far end of this vast, dark chamber was a throne of black marble illuminated by two braziers filled only with dimly-glowing coals. On the great throne, sat the dark lord himself. The spymasters who roamed these lands told the populace that their lord was a stunningly-handsome man blessed with eternal youth; but the being that sat upon this throne seemed to be little more than a shriveled, mummified corpse. The robed minion knew better than to mistake the power of Lord Octa, and wisely laid himself prostrate before the throne.

"Speak," a disembodied voice echoed through the chamber.

"Your majesty," the robed figure said, still bowed down to the cold floor. "A carriage of prisoners arrived in the early morning hours."

"This gladdens me." Lord Octa's voice replied.

"Be advised, however, that not all is well. The carriage's jockey is missing, and one of the prisoners is missing. The cart itself was laden with arrows." The robed minion gulped nervously before continuing. "W-we believe the caravan it belonged to was the target of an ambush. The agents of the Revolt are afoot."

A terrifying silence settled over the chamber as the robed servant bore this news to Lord Octa. Only the rattling of bones above could be heard before Octa spoke again.

"Bring me the prisoners," Lord Octa demanded, "I shall see what became of this missing prisoner."
Daniel sat upon a boulder as he surveyed the building crews assemble his base camp on Ember. The cracking buzz of welding torches rang out through the encampment as the workers assembled the aluminum skeletons of barns and warehouses. Elsewhere, a team of laborers hoisted up a tall metal pylon that Daniel knew to be his FM communications antenna. Once the antenna had been hoisted some fifty feet up into the air, the men set about hammering its guywires firmly down into the rocky soil. He watched the strobe light on the crown of the antenna blink on for the first time, demonstrating that the apparatus was powered and ready to receive and transmit communications to other settlements on Ember.

Bootfalls crunching against gravely soil alerted Daniel to the approach of Spencer Arahanga, the overseer of the construction efforts. Despite being out in the field for the past four or five hours, Spencer's gray corporate polo and khaki trousers looked as clean and crisply-pressed as they did when he put them on in his bunk aboard the Crucis. The construction representative brushed off a bit of dirt on his shoulder that probably existed only in his imagination. Spencer did not at all strike Daniel as the sort of person who welcomed spending at least six weeks building pole barns on an uninhabited planet. How Comtois roped Mr. Arahanga into coming to Ember was beyond Daniel's reckoning.

"Mister Weyrich," greeted Spencer, "I am pleased to report that the essential facilities are complete. We have field tents pitched to house our construction teams while they build up the hangars and other buildings, the communications antenna is up and running, and the solar recharge station is operational."

"What about the fence?" Daniel asked.

"Ah, yes, the electric perimeter fence. The fence has been placed around the camp as you specified, but we are waiting for the recharge station to charge fully before powering the fence."

"Let's get that fence running now." Daniel stressed as he pushed off from the rock he was sitting on before setting out toward the perimeter fence that marked the boundary of his camp. Spencer followed on Daniel's heel as he cut across the nascent camp. They passed the metal frames of the hangars and warehouses that had already been assembled and raised up to the alien sky. Construction technicians swiped through their smart tablets to read the schematics for the kit-built metal buildings they were constructing. Further down, there were laborers towing a half-dozen pieces of heavy mining equipment into one of the camp's field tents for temporary cover with ATVs. Crates of supplies sat on giant pallets near the landing zone beside a small bicopter with its twin rotors still stowed from the dropship ride. Daniel paid the fortune's-worth of gear and equipment little mind, but Spencer could not help but give a double take at all of the supplies Daniel had ordered.

"Mister Weyrich, I can't help but ask, but what exactly do you intend to do with all of this equipment?" Spencer asked, gesturing to the crates and tents. "You have purchased enough mining equipment for a dozen start-ups and yet you seem to have no plan to prospect or mine for baltuskite. That isn't to say I'm doubting you; far be it from me to question a client's business model. However, I'd certainly appreciate knowing your intent so we at Comtois can better serve your needs."

"You're observant, Spencer. I ain't mining anything on this planet," Daniel affirmed. "But I know that Ember is a goddamn gold mine, and when people on Earth see the kind of money there is to be made on this planet, the starships are going to be chock full of people looking for their piece of the fortune here."

"My people are from South Africa back on Earth, Spencer. I dunno how much you know about the country's history. About four hundred years ago, there was a gold rush in South Africa in a place called the Witwatersrand. The mines only produced much gold for about sixty years, but in the process a town was founded there to give the miners and goldseekers a place to stay and trade. That town was Johannesburg, Spencer. And though the gold's been gone for hundreds of years, Johannesburg is still one of the biggest cities on Earth to this day."

"This," Daniel said as he gestured to the camp around him, "this is going to be Ember's Johannesburg. And if things go the way I plan, then these pole barns and metal shacks are just the tip of the iceberg for your company."

"We at Comtois would be delighted to see that happen," Spencer declared, his eyes widened by the tantalizing prospect of the fortunes to be had in building a proper city for Ember settlers.

"Then you and your crews will need to do exactly as I say, Spencer." Daniel said as he made his way to the very edge of the camp. "Starting with getting this fence up and running."
I am no longer stumped thanks to Hugs. Next post is in progress right now.
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Wow, wasn't expecting that powerful of a country. In fact, this is honestly more than I wanted. I know this is probably contrary to the whole concept of rolling, but I'd really like something a little smaller and grittier. Can I reroll for a non-superpower? I'd love something like 90s Russia or 80s Iraq. But I'll take anything other than psuedo-Britain/USA.
Okay, I'm going to admit I am having a hard time with my next post. Not sure how to really motivate this character and just unsure of how to procede. Suggestions would be welcome.
Gimme a roll, boss.
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