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3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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3 yrs ago
MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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Hi, I'm googer, a diaper freak. I want to ask all of you a question: How do scientists know for sure that we revolved from monkeys?
Oh, no, it's totes legit. Not disputing that at all. But anyone who has dealt with me before would have recognized that reply as sarcasm on my part.


Protip: sarcasm and failure to explain your actions is hardly becoming of a mod. You're the sort of moderator that drove Mahz to create a site like RPGuild in the first place.
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Thank you for posting -- anyone who has sent me an actual PM for legit reasons knows I don't respond like that to serious inquiries or situations. lolumad


Oh no, my meticulously-doctored iPhone screen capture I threw together to win an internet debate is most definitely not legit because the guilty party say so. I've been bamboozled again.

Friendly reminder that stark/Sherlock Holmes could have avoided all of this if he had simply given me a good reason as to why my thread was locked:
This is almost like Spam of old.

#Winning


When you lock a harmless spam thread for no reason inciting a rebellion against guild staff, but it's okay because you changed your name and took credit for it being a big joke.

JustGuildModThings

Diaperbois: 001
I'm only pissy right now because you haven't posted in your fucking RP


Diaperboi bringin the bantz.
Me irl tbh
This is a safe space for diaperbois and #Diapergate allies. Just remember not to post too many diapers! We don't want to upset google and cause the guild to shit itself again.

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