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3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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3 yrs ago
MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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Most Recent Posts

In New Guild! New Me! → 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Eatin 🅱️ussy is the real pasttime of America


Wow googer. That was a bit coarse even for Spam standards.
In New Guild! New Me! → 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Eatin 🅱️ussy is the real pasttime of America
In The Empty Throne: War in the Broken Lands → 8 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Googer's still in this. Glad to see the resurgence in activity.
In New Guild! New Me! → 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
10/10, wouldn't take out a home mortgage on because drowning in avocado love.


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In New Guild! New Me! → 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I have mathematical proof that ogres are like avocados, not onions. Read it and weep!

AVOCADOS ONIONS
Layers? ✓ ✓
Green? ✓ X
Quite good on toast? ✓ X
Everybody loves them? ✓ X

There you have it! Also, Shrek is the original hero for people of color. Fuck off Black Panther.
In Diaperposters general → 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum


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HOTTEST DIAPERPOST OF NU-GUILD RIGHT THERE FOLKS!
In The Empty Throne: War in the Broken Lands → 8 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Excellent. Looking forward to it
In MAHZ SUPPORTS #DIAPERGATE! EVIDENCE INSIDE!!!!!! → 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair
In The Bastard Responsible for This Mess! → 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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In The Bastard Responsible for This Mess! → 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Also, if we are revolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
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