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3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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3 yrs ago
MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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everyone knows it didn't really happen. it was created by jewish propagandists to make everyone else feel sorry for the jews


See that's kind of what I thought too.
@gorgenmast Yep. It did.


Are you sure?
Did the holocaust actually happen?
Every thread deserves a reply.
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Go away.


Yo sorry for that homesicle. Straight up forgot the format for this thread. Here we go:

So I like to walk around in soiled diapers I get from the dumpsters behind daycares. Court says I ain't allowed within 500 feet of a school or daycare anymore, but I know a homeless dude and he'll fish 4 or 5 good ones out of the trash for a handle of cheap vodka so everybody wins #teamwork

Once I got the goods I like to put em on, walk around town, and end the day with a nice jack attack. I know what your thinking: "B-but googer, those are used diapers! They could have horrible diseases!" Tranquilo, homesicle. It's all good in the hood if you microwave them first. Nuke those bad boys for a good 3 minutes are you're crinkling. Just rememeber to let 'em cool down first!

Eating the poop straight out of the dog's butthole, call me inhuman centipede, for real
@gorgenmast

Pain


PAIN
WITHOUT LOVE
PAIN
CAN'T GET ENOUGH
PAIN
LIKE IT ROUGH
'CAUSE PAIN IS ALSO HOW YOU SAY BREAD IN FRENCH
1. Pussy
2. Weed
3. Fat stacks
4. Diapers
5. Diaperboyes
6. Choking dat chicken wearin nothin but a wet diapey with my favorite diaperboyes fuck yeah nothing like a like a diaped-up jack-attack with my boyes
7. Target
8. Ketamine
9. Working it, twerkin it, squirtin it
10. Editors note: just because I like to jack off with other dudes wearing diapers doesn't make me gay alright? Let's get that clear before I break your fuckin jaw, dude. We don't touch each other's dicks okay, it's just jackin your own dick in the company of other guys who are also wearing diapers. I only fuck bitches. I swear I'm straight call me gay one more time I fucking dare you
Say it to my face fucker and not online and see what happens



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