1. Home
  2. gorgenmast

gorgenmast Member

Avatar of gorgenmast

Status

Recent Statuses

3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
4 likes
3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
5 likes
3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
3 likes
3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
7 likes
3 yrs ago
MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
5 likes

Bio

lol who gives a shit

Most Recent Posts

In Post a random fact about yourself. → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I spent ~20 seconds aboard the Challenger shuttle
In three word story(dead now because GORGONMAST ruined it. This is a stain on my reputation but it’s not my fault) → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
with moistened dick
In three word story(dead now because GORGONMAST ruined it. This is a stain on my reputation but it’s not my fault) → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
@gorgenmast
Please direct all ban request to this thread. ;D


Gee whillickers, gang. Looks like I got bamboozled again
In Word association Game! → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Cum-akaze
LOL GET IT?? : - )
In three word story(dead now because GORGONMAST ruined it. This is a stain on my reputation but it’s not my fault) → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
@gorgenmast@unicorgi
You two do realise you are in the spam section. Wanna continue this argument and you can take it to the PMs.


Ah perfect! A moderator. Pls ban dis dude. He like skrait up bein mean yo
In three word story(dead now because GORGONMAST ruined it. This is a stain on my reputation but it’s not my fault) → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I am aware of spotted dick (joked about that in middle school)

Well, I for one did not joke about that because I am a very mature person... unlike SOME people
In three word story(dead now because GORGONMAST ruined it. This is a stain on my reputation but it’s not my fault) → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I was actually lying. Dick is a baked good: https://www.daringgourmet.com/traditional-spotted-dick-english-steamed-currant-pudding-with-vanilla-custard/

Just a little ribbing! Just yankin your chain!
In three word story(dead now because GORGONMAST ruined it. This is a stain on my reputation but it’s not my fault) → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
This one isn't. Moist dick is 100% inappropriate
In three word story(dead now because GORGONMAST ruined it. This is a stain on my reputation but it’s not my fault) → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
and moist dick
In WHEN BAE EATS TRASH 🗑😍😻 (gorgenmast you ruined it) → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Love when bae eat dat trash
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet