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3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying β€œArr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! πŸ₯΅πŸ˜«πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
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3 yrs ago
MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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Hey two words.


Mogget u ruined it.
Mogget, more like magget, more like fagget
I know in my heart of hearts that it is NOT gay to bend your dick around to fuck yourself in the ass.
Bae filled my
i hate it when others try to pressure me into doing something i don't want to do.


Listen here buckaroo, if you're implying I'm trying to *make* you try someone else's Huggies on for size, you don't know squat about that #CrinkleLifestyle. You can't be peer pressured into crinkling, that has to be a decision that you personally make. I will say your life will improve a bunch. You'll be drowning in 😺, you'll be making shitloads more money, and you'll have loads of friends. I mean, take old googer 4 example. Two years ago, I was just a virgin writing roleplay posts. Now look at me. Got my crusty diapies, got a network of crinkleboyes to hang out with, and I get more ass than a toilet seat.

En resumen, no puedo hacerte adoptar la vida Crinkle, pero la te recomiendo fuertemente.
Same here bruthaman. You just gotta be urself and put urself out there. Be the life of the party. I tell people I'm wearing the soiled Depends of the elderly lady down the street, that I'm crinkling right now, and people just can't get enough of me.

U shud try it sometime. Wear those dirty diapies and 🐝 urself!!
Saudi Arabia more like Potty Arabia πŸ˜†
In group chat!!! 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Guess it whill always be a mistrey πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
Love when bae eat my ass
It'a not gross. I just like to wear and walk around in used diapies. It's totally safe and clean as long as you microwave them first. (You can also put them in a pressure cooker if you don't want old diapies in your microwave but really want to go crinkling 😁)
Love when bae eat dat trash
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