gorgenmast

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U belong amung the wald fleurs. Das my fravrite tom petty sang

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Now there's a thought. Brb going to the thai ice cream stand at the mall and ordering them to mix in two cups of ketchup into their next batch of rolled ice cream. Coldstone Ketchupry here I come!

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I put a ramekin full of ketchup with a toothpick sticking up out of it in the freezer. Now 5 hours later I'm enjoying a delicious ketchup-flavored popsickle!

Congrats TEAM#PRIDE (gorgummast u ruined it)

No problemo bruthaman.

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I was able to make a run to the nursing home dumpster last night and scored big time, baby! I'm talking two whole garbage bags full of stinky diapies. Picked out the three ripest ones and put the rest in the freezer for later. Threw those bad boys in the microwave and nuked em for a good two and half minutes to kill off any pathogens. Now I got some fresh dirty diapies to wear for a weekend of crinkling downtown. Now time to buy some rubbers because this diaperboy is getting some booty tonight 😎

three word story(dead now because GORGONMAST ruined it. This is a stain on my reputation but it’s not my fault)

Who said it was urine? Or mine?

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It has been my experience that as much as sleep is rest in the place of dreams, that my life does not seemingly end here or there. I cannot count how many lives lived or how much time has been spent in the slumbering world, going so far as to live and die again. It is this continuous cycle lived vicariously, where at times I see these distant places through others or I myself through the true self. Amusingly, some of these things are aware of my presence and become hostile to me, leaving me to wonder just how it is that they know I as an unseen spectre do not belong; how they see through the illusion. Perhaps this is why I enjoy sleep as it is another life in itself.

@The Harbinger of Ferocity

There's an 80s power ballad about this.

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I think it's fucked up that Pee Wee Herman got arrested for choking his 🐔 in an adult movie theater. I mean, ya'll seriously gonna expect dudes to pay to get in this place and not skin their sausage? #MeToo

three word story(dead now because GORGONMAST ruined it. This is a stain on my reputation but it’s not my fault)

This is a stain on my mattress but it's not my fault.

Spam Hungers Games #3,488 - Promise no abandonment issues edition

Aaron you ruined it. This is a stain on your reputation and it *is* your fault.