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9 mos ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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9 mos ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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1 yr ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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1 yr ago
SMASHMBURGERS, MORE LIKE TRASH MY ASSHOLEBURGERS.. THOS GREEZY LIL FUCKS GIVE ME DIARRHEA N GAS LIKE U WOLD NOT BELEEVE. BEEN SHITTIING MY ASS OFF ALL NITE. CAN I GET A FUKKIN HELL YEAH BROTHER???/
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1 yr ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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There are a great number of tales of undead hosts terrorizing the living. Literature is replete with these stories of necromancers and armies of zombies laying waste to civilization, carrying out horrifying atrocities against all living things. Inevitably, however, the forces of righteousness ultimately emerge victorious against the forces of death itself. But in this story, the valiant efforts of the living defenders ultimately prove futile.

This instead is the tale of Death triumphant.

Several decades have passed since the warlock Eagoth first raised his army of cadavers and waged war against the realms of Leria. Eagoth's undead legions took the continent by storm; his armies multiplying after every single battle. His undead warriors were unburdened by fear, hunger, or weariness and were motivated only by mindless subordination to the necromancer lord. For all their valor, the mortal armies of Leria were hopeless against the endless undead legions. A year after the start Eagoth's conquest, the numerous and mighty kings and lords of Leria were reduced to a handful of isolated holdouts trapped within the walls of their own castles, besieged by swarms of howling ghouls. Two years later Eagoth's conquest was absolute; every single Lerian - down to the last man, woman, and child - was a walking corpse. Leria had become an empire of the dead.

While Eagoth had proven himself a capable warlord, he found managing his vast undead dominion intolerably tedious. Eagoth granted to his most capable ghouls the capacity for free thought and introspection, that they could use their ability to think for themselves to take on the tasks of governing the various wards of Leria in the lich's stead. These Revenants Major served as governors and generals, ruling large portions of Leria in Eagoth's stead. The Revenants Major in turn appointed the cleverer ghouls as Revenants Minor, who served as deputies, leftenants, and taskmasters over the slavering, mindless ghouls. And it was the lot of the vast multitudes of mindless ghouls to toil unquestioningly to advance Eagoth's continuing war effort against the mortal kingdoms beyond Leria, who had now united in common defense against Eagoth's undead legions.

The combined armies and fleets of the living have managed to contain the undead to Leria's shores. Numerous invasion fleets have been sent out across the White Straits to establish an undead foothold on the lands of the living, but none have succeeded due to enduring naval superiority of mortal men. And though the living control the seas, they dare not attempt to field any foray onto Leria's shores lest their armies fall against the undead hordes and join their ranks in death. The resulting stalemate between the undead of Leria and the mortal men beyond has held for over twenty years now.

Over the course of such time, the undead dominion has had time to stabilize. A society of undeath, with its own strange polities and economies, has emerged. Eagoth, bored by the governance of his undead empire, delegates nearly all control to the Revenants Major. Not even death can prevent rivalry and intrigue. Infighting is strictly forbidden by the necromancer lord, but is not unheard of. Even open rebellion has a precedent, though the last uprising was stamped out ruthlessly many years ago and has not been attempted since.

Though the undead realm of Leria has ossified to a degree, this is a period of change and potential. The Revenants Major that carry out nearly all of the governance of Leria are beginning to realize the extent of Eagoth's apathy and have started to test the limits of their own authority. The undead legions are not the hivemind once previously thought and the monolithic undead realm begins to show signs of fracture.

In this story, you are a wight in any stratus of Eagoth's dominion. You may be a Revenant Major governing one of the wards of Leria or a legion of walking dead, perhaps you are a mere ghoul recently exhumed by the gravediggers with no power nor recollection of who you were in life. Or perhaps you find yourself somewhere in the middle.

That choice is yours to make, as is the path you lead in undeath.









I had an idea that I just can’t make work - at least not in a way I’d be satisfied with. I kind of ragequit as a result. But I am moved by pug making a post - haven’t had a chance to read it yet, but I will when I get home. I’ve brainstormed the very start of a plot arc and I just need a bit of time to put it to words.




Can you please change my name to TerrySchiavoSimpSquad? 🥺
Reporting in.


Good to have you, sir.

Full disclosure, you’ns: ya boy googer is not going to have any free time whatsoever this weekend. Feel free to post an application. Nothing fancy; there’s no official format. Just a brief outline of your character/nation so I know your concept is in line with the theme.
Thank and much love (lub) to those to wellwishers and sympathizers with the [REDACTED FOR INAPPROPRIATE CONDUCT]. If you'ns are interested, stay tuned for an OOC in the Advanced section over the next few days. For now though, most discussion seems to be happening on the cross-posted interest check in General Interest Checks here.

Long live [REDACTED FOR INAPPROPRIATE CONDUCT]!
Lamech, Son of Methushael


Lamech, the Great Great Great Grandson of Cain, rules over the city Enoch, founded by Cain over two thousand years ago. Situated in the desolate wilderness of Nod, Enoch rises from the scrubby wilderness as a chaotic skyline of plaster towers and mud brick walls fashioned from the muddy ground on which the city was built. The waters of the abyss seep up to the surface as muddy oases, providing the nomad Cain both arable land and drinking water that prompted him to settle down at last.

The City of Enoch is now the world's most populous city. A great majority of Enoch's denizens are starving paupers living in squalor and misery while their Lord's entourage and courtiers lead decadent lives under the lapis lazuli dome of the Palace of Mehujael. Constant discontent simmers among the masses, and must be kept in check using both brutal enforcement of Lamech's laws and tolerance of vices outlawed in other parts of the world. Brothels, opium dens, taverns, and other unsavory enterprises are permitted within Enoch's walls so long as Lamech's tax collectors get their cut. Criminals are executed violently to keep their peers in line, often in bloody public spectacles hosted in the Pit of Enoch - a great stadium where bloodsports are held to pacify the mobs.

It isn't just his unruly populace that Lamech must contend with, but rival city-states with smaller, more-manageable populations. Eruthros of Sudara poses the greatest threat, as only he can match Lamech's avarice. For now a tenuous detente holds between Enoch and Sudara as Lamech and Eruthros currently seem more interested in domestic affairs. Nevertheless, spies and assassins of both lords are present in either city, and major rows could develop easily at a moment's notice.
Hi! I'm interested but I am slightly confused. The Nephilim were the offspring of fallen angels and humans, they weren't exactly angels themselves. Are you taking creative liberty with them here? It's fine if you are I'm just checking to make sure I got mythos correct


No you've got it straight - the Nephilim are not quite angels themselves. You are 100% correct. Technically it was the Watchers that were the true angels, but rather than muddy the waters and confuse people I am omitting them and calling the Nephilim fallen angels as a simplification/creative liberty. I thought it would offer some interesting storytelling opportunities to have the perspective of fallen angels intermingling with the human majority. What might they think of human society? Perhaps some Nephilim want to elevate humanity from their baser desires? Perhaps some have given into their human peers and have fallen to hedonism like their fellow man? Human-angel interactions are something that I am going to explore in depth in my plotlines.

Also, rumors of my death are highly exaggerated. I still plan on going forward with this so stay tuned.
Definitely interested. But what's the story - like the overarching narrative?


I have a plotline in mind if one does not develop organically. To me, the best plots are the ones that occur on their own, so I'm going to let the characters do their expositionary posts for a while and then start nudging everybody onto the plot arc if one doesn't manifest. Not going to say what it is though - that would spoil it!

This sounds pretty cool. I'm interested.


:3

Good stuff! I'm interested, but requesting additional flavor images/videos/music for maximum erectile longevity. All of the Antediluvian media I'm coming up with is schizophrenic postulation about aryan atlantean superscience.

EDIT: How do you feel about aryan atlantean superscience?




As for aryan atlantean superscience... wat.
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