There was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Someone took the bait, I'm so
eggsited!
Olive puns!
What? Oh, none of these glorious food-puns will make
you laugh. They're all for my own enjoyment, and you've inspired me now:
You're partially at fault for these puns, now, because you replied and it takes two to
mango. You
butter back off now, Scarifar, because I kinda make a big
dill about my puns. And, to you, some of these will probably be the
wurst thing ever. If you recede now, I won't even
taco about it. Afterall, it's
nacho problem, it's mine...
I don't know if you
carrot all, but I have a hundred more on the way...I don't mean to get
jalapeno business, but don't accept the challenge, or it will only get
wurst from
hare on out.
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I'm not trying to make you laugh, these are just fun for me. It's 2 AM and I have nothing else to do. By all means, you can just ignore (so hard to resist making another) this.
EDIT: I've had my fun, I'll stop now. Apologies to all who read this.
Vec