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10 yrs ago
Current My Italian friend just asked me if it's true that all Americans are fat. I'm offended but I can't stop laughing.
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10 yrs ago
I always respond to OOC tags within 10 minutes, but I respond to PMs within 10 days. I don't know why- I suppose it's just because PMs are so easy to brush aside and forget about
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10 yrs ago
I don't have any finals, but everyone else having finals is slowing down my RPs. Second-hand busyness.
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10 yrs ago
I know it's time to go to bed, because I just started wondering if maybe the whole universe is a single cell on some alien's ass
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10 yrs ago
If a tree falls in the woods and Fox news isn't around to see it, is it still Obama's fault?
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Bio

I like to write things collaboratively.

And in the end, isn't that all you need to know to RP with me?

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Belru or Vulamera make the best females, although -- Jvan is actually a good shout (gap).


@The Irish Tree
Seee!

Seriously, though, I think that you should choose either Vowzra and Belru or Vulamera and Belru.

Personality wise Jvan and Astarte are probably best, but I can't see how they would have a God of Portals
@The Irish Tree

Alright but joking aside, who do you think you might want to parent your character?
@Hael I said Logos would stick his dick in the crazy pact goddess. Not crazy knowledge goddess who already got it on with A GOD OF INSANE FUCKING
CHAOS!!!


Ya, but she was raped! DON'T BLAME THE VICTIM!

She didn't want to
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Vowzra just wants to slap Vulamera.
Hmm...actually wait, I think that might just be me xPP she's surprisingly unlikeable xD though I'm guessing that's intentional


Yes, it's intentional. I've said this many times

I've also said that she'll get wiser, kinder and overall better as time goes on.
*quietly plans to turn Elysium into a demigod himself*

Cause, yknow. I seem to be doing fine all ALONE. ;_;


Vulamera has weird contradicting emotions towards Logos. On the one hand, she's somewhat attracted to him and sees him as Order incarnate. On the other, he seems to have no interest in learning nor knowledge, which she despises.
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Done deal, burn the last three pages with fire.

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Pah, easy. Where's the weird, contract-obsessed wench gone?


Damnit, Vulamera needs another child!



@The Irish Tree get in here and let Vulamera have another Demi!
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Doesn't even exist yet, you can't restrain him!

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IT CAN BE! I WANT VOWZRA TO BE HIS PAPA WITH A LADY! POTENTIALLY


Belru or Vulamera.

@Kho
YOU MUST CHOOSE. THE WEIRD NERD WHO IS CERTAIN SHE'S BETTER THAN YOU, OR THE WEIRD CONTRACT-OBSESSED WITCH.
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I volunteer Logos to stick his dick in crazy to map a portal jumping cat bastard.

...God I never thought I'd write those words. Wormholes ARE apart of physics yonow.


Vulamera plus Logos could work!

As could Logos plus Belru, Ull'Yang, Vestec, or Mammon.

My, there are a lot of choices here.
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Wait...if two gay gods can make something...does that mean Belvast can be birthed by

LESBIANS?


Of course. Gender doesn't matter for Gods. Lesbian goddess having love can totally make Belvast.

Vulamera and Astarte, Astarte and Belru, Belru and Vulamera... all that good stuff
But Kho, did you have to burn them al-


NO! WE're only trying to make sweet Sun-on-Mind love! YOU KNOW YOU WANT THE VULAMERA BOOTY!

You GM'd this. You spawned this chaos. It is all your fault.

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Don't you dare let this tragedy happen, Irish. Don't you dare. I will never forgive you if there is Ull'Yang-Mammon manlove in this RP.
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