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  • Old Guild Username: StormySea
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    1. Hael 12 yrs ago
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10 yrs ago
Current My Italian friend just asked me if it's true that all Americans are fat. I'm offended but I can't stop laughing.
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10 yrs ago
I always respond to OOC tags within 10 minutes, but I respond to PMs within 10 days. I don't know why- I suppose it's just because PMs are so easy to brush aside and forget about
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10 yrs ago
I don't have any finals, but everyone else having finals is slowing down my RPs. Second-hand busyness.
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10 yrs ago
I know it's time to go to bed, because I just started wondering if maybe the whole universe is a single cell on some alien's ass
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10 yrs ago
If a tree falls in the woods and Fox news isn't around to see it, is it still Obama's fault?
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Bio

I like to write things collaboratively.

And in the end, isn't that all you need to know to RP with me?

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Vestec giggles and bad things happen.


Ins't this basically the rule of Divinus in general?
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It's too late! Jvan is the Cancer that Blogs to me, now.

I guess what made me think of thr blogging thing was the pronouns prattle.


XD Probably. I'll admit, when she argued about pronouns, Tumblr was also my gut reaction.

So, @Antarctic Termite... what does Jvan blog about? The struggles of an unappreciated artist? The difficulties and wonders of daily life? The sick pleasure of tearing flesh apart, then reshaping it into eldritch monsters that prey on the pain of humanity? Food?
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Lifprasil just yells 'damn the gods!' and swings his sword a lot.

Edit: @Antarctic Termite wouldn't androgynous be a better term for a god? It doesn't sound very... Divine

When I hear genderfluid I just imagine Jvan as a Proffessional blogger.


I'm not a genderfluid or a Tumblr user, but gender fluids have been around literally for centuries. The term is new, but the idea of identifying with both or neither genders is very, very old, and thus not really relaTed to the recent hobby of blogging. Do your research!
Besides, ambiguous seems vague in comparison. Genderfluid, I think, is just a more accurate term for it.

EDIT: In other news, I'm apparently never going to finish my next post. It's just so much- I have to create 3 cultures and a location in one post. It's totally daunting xD
Jvan makes them "beautiful" then dumps them on another planet.

Toun cures them of imperfections such as feelings, flesh, blood, life...


What I love about these two is that this is also how they would probably "bless" their followers
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Just like the bunch of Gods pretending they can make effective magic without Astarte's help xD


That's why Vulamera is actually asking Astarte for help!

By the way, if anyone ever gets in a war with Vulamera, I can imagine her just cursing their followers with constant stupidity and memory loss
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Eau Myy~!

*insert awesome and appropriate meme here*


Is THIS the meme you're looking for?

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See, you miss all the various subtleties to his splendor. For instance, he also insists to anybody who will listen that Vulamera is stupidity congealed, bullies or mocks his "friend" Ventus regularly (he repeatedly slams Ventus into a rock in the collab I'm making now ), and insists on being totally arbitrary when it comes to everything from seasons to weather to how his elementals decide to behave when they run around destroying each other and the land.

That's not even scratching the surface of why he is the Supreme Being. Truly, he is going to make Divinus great again.


We should totally do a parody collab where you play as Vulamera and I do Zephyrion.

It would be legendary.
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That's no the only thing he is compensating for


Shhh... don't point out my innuendo penis jokes!
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Unfortunately, I don't think you or anyone else could properly capture the sheer glory of Zephyrion.

Edit: I don't understand how you guys don't like him! He's fabulous! And a knight!


If I was writing for the Windy Bastard, you know full well the entire post would just be him getting offended at everything and puffing himself up (literally) in an act of over-compensation
With all these funny funny posts floating around, I feel like we should make a separate RP where everyone alternates gods every week, and we get to make little parody posts about them while we wait for lines in the serious RP.

I'd let Hael make a bunch of posts about Lifprasil in a heart beat


Of COURSE you would! I'm fabulous!

I can only imagine how @Cyclone would parody Vulamera

"As I am smarter than y'all, clearly I should be the one to moons in the sky. What's that, you say? This many moons may destroy the planet? Shutup, Child God!"
*next week, the planet is destroyed by the unpredictable movements of the moons*
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