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Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

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Or you can just go to the playground, lure all the children away with candy and ask their honest opinion in a group therapy session in the back of your van.

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then you kill them
I am so surprised.
"Go on big guy, you can take 'em," the friendly youth said. Gormog looked down at him and a smile slowly started forming on his face, followed by a slow, pronounced nod. He looked around for Salvius and spotted him quickly enough. Smile still big on his face, he pointed at himself and then at the pit, the meaning clear: Gormog fight. The big Ogryn slung his ripper gun around his torso and clambered over the small wall, dropping into the miniature Colosseum.

The crowd roared appreciatively at Gormog and he returned their affections by baring his teeth in a vicious grin. He could already feel the adrenaline surging. Back when he was part of the Chaos warband they made him do the same thing and he developed a taste for it quickly. Fighting was in his blood. It's what he was born to do. While the Ogryn awaited his opponent, the crowd started placing their bets, and Traxel Yidara was no exception. He placed all the money he had left on the abhuman and cheered him on.

On the battlefield it was his Imperial Guard training that dictated how Gormog would fight. Here, in the fighting pits, it was his instincts. He growled and beat his chest, an instinct so ancient that it had resurfaced in the primitive Ogryn genome. On the opposite side of the pit a large door opened, lifted up by strong, cast-iron chains, and something huge appeared.

It was an Ork, and a big one at that. Gormog estimated that it was roughly the same size and girth as himself. Worthy, he thought, and his excitement grew. This would be a good fight. The crowd went wild and the betting intensified. "BLOOD!" Gormog roared, balling his fists. "SKULLS!" The crowd laughed and repeated his abbreviated warcry with vigor. The Ork looked intensely annoyed and bellowed at the crowd, shaking its tusked head to and fro.

Wasting no time, Gormog charged at his foe, determined to bash its ugly face in with his bare hands.
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He would likely beat Vellios at e-soccer. XD Though not because he's physically fit. Also, he might want to consider having a chess match a few times with Serena. She would enjoy that.


Sure. He doesn't know how to play human boardgames, but he learns very fast. Also, can you clear something up for me: do you have two characters or is Serana an NPC or what? I'm too lazy to check the Characters tab. Nevermind, figured it out. You and @Rtron must be friends.
Well hello, @NightStar.
I got to wondering, if our PCs played a sport or activity from RL, what would they be in? Vellios would likely play soccer (football in other parts beside USA).


Well... chess? Or e-sports.
How liberal are you allowing us to be with racial lore? I was thinking about having a Elf from a rich merchant family from the far south.


As long as you can provide me with a feasible reason for that elf to be in Brackenhorst and joining up with Thaddeus, everything is fair game.
Here is my first crack at it.



While I concede that I asked for quality over quantity, this sheet is particularly thin. In and of itself that isn't a problem, but I am not seeing two things that I asked for; motive and eccentricity. The last one is a little difficult to define, but it basically boils down to the fact that there is nothing special about Ragnek. He's just a dwarf smith that knows how to fight.

I'd like for you to add something that really makes Ragnek unique. What sets him apart from the other dwarves? Why is it he that goes on a quest with Thaddeus, and not any of the other dwarves?

And I'm sorry to hear your life is a pile of shit, @Dervish. Let me know if I can help you out in some way.
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