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The beauty of superhero-ing in the summer is the ability to sleep in. I managed to somehow beat dad home last nigt, but I'm guessing that's because he was already dealing with my mess from the night before. I heard him grumbling about the night at work as he came through the door. When he peaked in on me, I pretended to be asleep. I wasn't far off from actually being asleep, but I definitely wanted him to think I had been in all night.

Being the daughter of a detective is going to make the superhero life exhausting, huh?

I stretch out and put my bare feet on the shag rug that sits under my bed. Surprisingly, I don't feel like I stopped a however-many-ton truck with my bare hands last night. I guess I've got some super endurance mixed up in my DNA cocktail as well. Good to know, even if that's not something I really want to find the limits of.

Emerging into the empty, quiet hallways of our small house, I figure dad is still asleep. Instead of waking him, I creep quietly into the kitchen and start making some waffles. The two of us had tough nights, him more than me, most likely, and we deserve a high carb, low nutrition breakfast. I get an extra thrill when I see we have a half used bag of chocolate chips crammed into the back corner of the pantry.

"Score," I celebrate, tossing a handful into my mouth.

Idly, I flip the TV on to the news, and give a slight squeal of excitement as a story about my exploits from last night. The helicopter footage never gets a great look at me, but it does enough to show what I'm capable of. The moment I stop the truck illicites a gasp of amazement from the news anchor that feels pretty dang good.

"We'll now cut to an interview with the man that the super powered individual saved from certain doom last night," the male anchor smiles a hideously white smile. Like, blindingly white. To the point of being obnoxious. It's like I'm going to turn into a star baby staring at it.

Before too long, the guy I plucked off the motorbike appears on the screen, smiling like a guy with a new lease on life, "I dunno, man! I was just making a deliery when 'woosh'! In comes Spider-Woman and saves me from being street meat! It was like the coolest thing that's ever happened to me! A real life super hero."

The TV cuts back to neon mouth, "Well, there you have it folks. Maybe New York now has it's own Superman!"

"And he's a woman!" his female counterpart adds in.

"And she's not wanted," a groggy voice says from behind me, nearly causing me to fumble the bowl of batter I've been mixing while watching the report. Turning, I find my father, Captain George Stacy, sleepily scratching his beard, standing in the kitchen doorway wearing a beat up pair of gym shorts and an old Police League softball t-shirt. "Last thing we need is a superhero to add to the craziness of this town."

"I dunno," I shrug and pour the batter into the waffle iron, "it's kinda cool."

"I'm going to ignore that since you made waffles," he responds sarcastically as he puts on a pot of coffee. "Though she did manage to save some people while causing mass amounts of property damage...so at least she has that going for her."

Considering my father's normal reaction to superheroics, I'll take that half-hearted compliment as a win.

"She make you have a late night?"

He shrugs, "Not so much her as the robbers. The truck they stole was transporting money from a bank. A mob bank. Meaning someone was trying to screw someone else over. Which means if open warfare hasn't started yet, it's bound to sometime soon."

This new Major Crimes job dad picked up seems to be weighing on him more and more. I get it. Going up agains the Maggia, Kingpin, and the rest can't be fun, but at least it's relatively safe until arrests are made. If a gang war broke out, I'd be worried sick.

After losing mom, I don’t think there’s anyway I could handle losing dad.

"Add in a vigilante and everyone gets jumpy," he taps his finger on the counter as the coffee brews. "Jim's already seeing it in Gotham."

Oh god, he's going to go into his "All it would take is a few bad months to turn Manhattan in Gotham" rant again. I get that he's friends or whatever with their Major Crimes captain, but I think it's nuts to think New York would ever get as bad as Gotham.

"Oh, enough about Gotham," I shake my head and put a plate of waffles in front of dad as he pours his coffee. "Eat and be merry. It's a new day."

My father's eyes narrow, "Are you okay? There's something different about you."

I turn and give him the look. The 'Man, you are crazy" look that I've given him many, many times. It's one of the things I for sure inherited from my mom. That woman could give a look that could melt steel. It was the reason she never lost an argument with Captain George Stacy, who had put more than his fair share of dangerous criminals behind bars. Well, I mean, there were probably a million other reasons why she won the arguments, but I like to think it was because of the looks.

He raises his hands in defeat, "Fine. I won't ask. I did see you were hanging out with Peter the other-"

"Dad! That is enough. Or you don't get seconds," I threaten, waving a whisk in his face and splattering batter on the counter. The man wants me to date Parker in the worst way. Hell, sometimes I've wanted to date him in the worst way. At least when I'm not realizing that could also lose me my best friend. But now, after what happened, that course of action is for sure cut off. There's no way I could look Pete in the eyes like...that after Uncle Ben.

Dad laughs and mimes buttoning up his lip. In appreciation, I slide another waffle onto his plate.

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Ditko Luxury Apartments
Manhattan


The two men shuffle from foot to foot anxiously as their boss sits and eats breakfast. Sun filters in brilliantly, illuminating the marble accents of the apartment that cost more than the two mens' families had earned in their entire history upon the earth. The person sitting in front of them was not someone who looked upon failure lightly, and these men had failed. They hired the goons who got caught by Spider-Woman, and therefore the boss did not have their rivals' money.

"W-we're really sorry, boss," one of them manages to stammer out.

The crime lord holds up their hand to shush the man, "It is of no concern. The money was but a trifle, and now we know we have a want-to-be superhero on our hands. Your failure was illuminating. Plus, the money is now in the hands of the police. Our enemies cannot use it either, which was more of the idea all along."

"But boss," the other man winces as the one he's addressing looks up from their meal, "we got a superhero going against us. Shouldn't we call in the big guns?"

The crime lord smiles, "No. Not yet. So far this...Spider-Woman is merely a hindrance. I would prefer to feel her out first. See what she's really capable. Besides, we seem to have lucked out. Someone else is doing our work for us. Once he kills our enemies, we will slip into the vacuum they leave. Now, leave me. I wish to finish my meal in peace."

As the two men leave, the boss sips espresso, savors it, smiles, and says, "Let us see if this spider can manage to escape the trap of the Black Tarantula."
Some of us just don’t work very hard during the day
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Yeah, I know. I also struggle with feeling like I don't know enough about any particular character (especially compared to you all) to write them well enough and stay true to the character.


I think that’s the benefit of making an Ultimate character. You can make the character anything you want. Just take the base details you know and do whatever you want with them
Personally, when it comes to mashups, I prefer them to come later and organically in game rather than starting off with them. It allows the game to grow and become its own thing. For instance, in the old, original OU on the Hype, we actually used the Darkclaw character from Amalgam when Wolverine posed as Batman for a time, or when Daredevil became a Green Lantern.


It doesn't take me long to catch up to the source of the sirens. Four squad cars are in pursuit of an armored car streaking down Fifth Avenue. The cops are swerving around stopped traffic, while the armored car doesn't even bother. The powerful, impervious vehicle merely plows through whatever's in its way. I see civilians scramble out of the way of the speeding battering ram, and I can only hope the cars it's sideswiping are empty and no one is getting hurt inside. Still, one thing's for sure, if that thing isn't stopped, it's going to end up killing someone, and there's no way I'm letting that happen.

I still have ground to make up, so I ditch the long swings and decide to go for a rapid fire approach. Using anything and everything I can attach a line to from light poles to bus stop enclosures, I whip myself towards the chase. Super strength isn't all that useful when you're, say, slow dancing at prom, but it sure is coming in handy now. Keeping my powers at bay during normal hours requires constant concentration, so I can't deny that it feels good to really let loose.

Eventually, I catch up to the chase and land on one of the cop cars. It swerves slightly as the men inside are alerted to my presence, but they just continue on. From the comm comes Peter's voice, "Wow, the webshooters are really performing well!"

"Wait..how do you know?" I ask as I prepare to jump onto the armored car.

"Look up," he responds with a full mouth. He's clearly snacking on something.

Glancing up, I find a news helicopter hovering above, "Oh great."

The car I'm currently surfing on manages to get alongside the hijacked vehicle. Before I can jump over, my spider sense explodes with a warning. It's definitely my craziest power, if anything about the new me could be more crazy than the rest. It's like every hair on my body stands on end. It's what I imagine a person who gets struck by lightning feels right before they get fried. It almost like time slows down too. It doesn't but that's what it feels like to me, and it lets me stay a step ahead.

On this particular occasion, the guy in the passenger seat of the armored car is aiming around his buddy driving with a sawed off shotgun. Before he can pull the trigger, however, a webline snatches the gun out of his hand.

*THWIP*

The gun flies right to my hand, and I pop the shells out to disarm it. I feel icky holding the weapon. Never been a fan of the things, especially since Dad keeps insisting I come with him to the range to learn how to shoot. 'You live in the big city, Gwen. You should know how to protect yourself.' Surprise, Dad! I'm a genetic freak who can probably crush a gun with my bare hands.

I also realize I have no idea what to do with the gun. Having no other ideas, I lean down and look into the passenger window of the cop car. The officer in the front seat recoils in surprise, and I toss him the empty shotgun, "Happy birthday, officer! Sorry I missed the actual day, unless this is your birthday, in which case I totally said 'Happy birthday' on purpose and not just because I'm nervous and have no idea what I'm doing!"

"Look out!" his partner driving yells as my spider sense goes off yet again. I look up to see a delivery man on his electric bike crossing into the next intersection, headphones keeping the sound of the approaching sirens from warning him. There's absolutely no way he's going to be able to get out of the way in time.

I spring off the car and sling a web onto the traffic light above the intersection, and swing myself directly into his path, snatching him off the bike in the process. I manage to make it to the other side of the street without smashing through the CVS windows in the process. I place the man on the street and snatch the earbuds out of his ears, "Seriously dude. Come on."

"Thanks..uh..." he looks at me weirdly.

Realizing he's looking for a name, my brain rattles around in my head, "Uh...Spider-Woman. Wait that's not all that creative. Crap I gotta go, drive safe next time!"

The final cop car in the chase flies by me, but not before I hop another ride. The incident with the biker shows this needs to end. Now.

The car pulls up behind the truck, and this time I don't waste any time getting over on top of it. Scrambling up towards the cab, I lean over the passenger side and open the door. The thug who tried to shoot at me fumbles with a knife, but before he can take a swing I fire a web at a passing street light and stick it to his chest, "You ever go bungee jumping? No? First time for everything!"

He's yanked out of the truck as the line goes taught, and see him bounce harmlessly as the truck continues to barrel down the street. His friend doesn't find the visual as funny as I do, and fires at me with a .44 magnum. In response I scramble back on top of the cab. He continues firing wildly as I make my way over to his side, and do exactly what I did to his partner, "Tag! You're it!"

Unfortunately, after he's gone, I see that there's no brake pedal left in the truck. He blew it off with the gun as an insurance policy. Well, I guess it's time to find out what these webs can really do. I start firing lines off left and right before attaching them to the runway truck. Before long, however, the webshooters stop producing anything at all.

"Uh, Pete!?" my voice is filled with desperation.

"Oh no," Peter's dismay is obvious. "I was not expecting this tonight. The cartridges in the shooters were just for the test. They weren't filled all the way."

"That would have been good to know BEFORE I started chasing a runway truck!" I yell through gritted teeth. The truck's slowed, but it's still going fast enough to kill someone if it hit them. Not seeing any other option, I flip down towards the front of the truck. The pavement bellow speeds by at a speed I am totally not comfortable with, but a gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do. I grip the grill of the truck securely and thrust both feet down into the street. My body screams in resistance, but my strength holds up. The truck pushes me half a block, in which I rip up plenty of asphalt, but eventually it lurches to a stops and the engine craps out from the strain.

Around the scene, applause breaks out. I'd probably enjoy it more if I didn't feel like my arms were gonna fall off. I meekly wave to the crowd before running off, ensuring I'm out of view of the news chopper and any bystanders. Once I'm by myself, I burst out in hysterical laughter, "Holy crap that was insane."

"Gwen, that was spectacular," Pete says in that tone that I've heard too many times. The tone of friendship mixed with desperate puppy love.

"Thanks, Parker," I respond with a smile. After a few moments of catching my breath, a realization hits me, "I just wish I hadn’t named myself Spider-Woman. What the hell was I thinking?"
And UOU Punisher is live.

EDIT: Oh, and while I'm announcing that, anyone have plans to use Kingpin as a villain? Because I'm sort of in need of a crimelord. But hey, if someone else has plans for him, I've no problem with just using generic crimelord #9107.


PMed ya with some ideas on where I’m going with the crime lords of NYC. I think we can carve out a good Year One nemesis for Frank
This isn't related to this current game, more so the last one we ran, but I wanted to share:

Philadelphia Sports Mascot Injures Woman.

#howardwasright


As someone who's seen this hotdog gun in person many a time, I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.
I got a second post. Do I burn it now... or do I wait. I am in a pickle!


I'm waiting until everyone gets a first post in...or until my third post is finished and polished, whatever comes first.

I have posts to do in CAH too.
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I might end up doing the same, save for updating said sample because I was pretty tired and just stumbling to the finish when I wrote it...

Though, if I do, it'll be one part of a larger post, a la @HenryJonesJr.


I couldn't not make it canon that Gwen has a crush on Superman or miss an appearance from Bodega Bandit in my first post.
Oh, by the by. Before anyone goes thinking "Galactus!"...

He's not The Surfer's master.



I bet it's Howard the Duck
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