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1 mo ago
Current Just ran a stale yellow. Nobody on this website is doing it like me, sticking it to the man like me, blazing a trail against tyranny like me. the only thing revolutionary about you is your rhetoric
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2 mos ago
Takeru Segawa is the type of man they made myths out of. Intensely privileged to be able to say I watched him burn so bright as he did before going out with a win. I’ll miss you, hero.
3 mos ago
a frayed thread on the colorful tapestry of our existence, begging to be yanked until the whole thing unravels, a suggestive, inviting golden glow around the idea of leaking my buddy's DMs to his wife
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4 mos ago
I'm like the "conspicuously modded with multiple trojan backdoors skyrim save on your friend's screenshare stream" of white boys
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5 mos ago
Completely fucking up my field sobriety test as i clamber out of the honda fit i've wrapped around a lightpost, staggering everywhere, before finally scoring a big fat goose egg on the breathalyzer
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Well, he'd found the NPC in question...

"Fuck! What the--"

But hadn't mentally prepared himself for just how disorienting an experience VR teleportation could be. Something he found himself regretting instantly, as he tried to find his footing once again.

One brief stumble and cautious looks thrown at his surroundings, the Gnome allowed himself to exhale and stand a bit straighter, greatshield still at the ready.

"So this should be Aarun, right? How do I get to the boss from here?" he wondered aloud, beginning to walk and ignoring the brief glances from other players, who for their parts quickly figured out what was going on from glancing at his level.

Just a rank newbie fresher and greener than a newly cut lawn. Nothing that out of the ordinary.

Bon Bon's domain had to be somewhere around here, right?
@Onarax

Such is the life of Big-Ass Schultz
call me crazy but Henry don't strike me as the kind of guy to cosplay

or go to a con

maaaaybe shizuo if only as an excuse to dress sharp
So sounds like Des, Schultz, Malik, Abe and... a bunch of other people are Tokyo?

Yowza.
fuaaark i didn't see that whole other page

EDIT: Yeah, but that's locked behind membership status.

Shit's terrible.
Don't think I actually ever got Henry's location down aside from "Japan"

screw it where are all the other college kids we'll make a club
Schultz only knows one or two and he doesn't know he knows them yet
...

Whatever that noise was, he was going to punch it. Punch it with this shield. He'd bought it at the General store for what seemed to be pretty cheap, but he knew it was a starter-level greatshield, and could only serve him well for a short while. Thusly, he resolved to put it to good use during it's short time together with him.

Gotta love Bronze stuff.

Maybe it's the menu?

How do I open that up aga--there.

Turned out he was right. A blinking notification right above the latest hotfix.

EASTER EVENT: The Stingy Bunny and Egg Hunt!

"...Okay."

So basically the idea was to either collect eggs for money, or fight a cutesy Easter-themed boss for Weapon drops. He didn't see any shields on the table, but if this MMO had anything resembling an Economy...

"Could make bank."

Now, the question of getting to Aarun. He knew there were sometimes NPCs who could teleport you to event areas in other games, but he was also pretty sure he hadn't read anything regarding that in the update info. Only two options, then. Either he could search the city for a sufficiently easter-eventish NPC...

Or he could go out into those cold white fields he had turned and gazed into, and stain both them and the gleaming bronze of his greatshield red with the blood of his enemies.

Decisions, decisions.
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