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"Right. Got it."

As Csenge turns to me with marching orders and a form to ink down, I cock my head and lean in to hear her second point of direction as it comes by in what I'd class as a diplomatic undertone. Point of order, my expression stays frozen throughout, and I fix my gaze on a load-bearing column a little past the rest of the group. Better to not let anything give away how we're trying to mediate the dynamic brewing in front of us, most like— though it's some relief to have those small concerns I've been nursing validated. My instincts for people aren't always the sharpest, not really.

She strides away as I nod and step forth into the assembled group proper, leaning the elm branch that sourced my own appellation against the table nearby. I let my gaze slide between each of the three for a moment, studying each of them— A Paladin is pretty simply explained, Hrefna's mastery of curses is never far from her own lips, but for all her coiling musculature that's mimicking a python 'round our priority target's ribs... the more I look upon the lamia, the less I necessarily see a bruiser of my own ilk. Her hands aren't rough. Her shoulders are slight. Her back doesn't carry muscle.

I notice there's a fairly ostentatious looking staff, not at all far from where I've set my club down. Putting the two of them together looks a clear metaphor for the both of us— at each end of what Iron Rank could mean.

The silence is beginning to weigh on me, and I clear my throat, cutting through the awkward moment before it stretches further. My bad, everybody. It's my first day with this much responsibility.

"Right. You heard her, ladies. Greenhorn's getting put to work," I drawl, setting the page onto the table. "I know of Hrefna already, but before we split for gear and the gate I'm gonna need names for the both of you so I can turn our contract in. Glad we could get you on board," I explain, my eyes flicking to the paladin one more time, judging her reactions to who all I've implicitly locked in. I hope this all goes smoothly, but if our leader's name ringing through the hall is any indication...

"Even if you say you're duty-bound in the first place."

... It might be that she's wise to the moments where things become headaches that she doesn't have to deal with if she doesn't want to. Good skill for contact workers to cultivate, I guess, but one I'm realizing I don't even have the dust of.
Rudolf Shilage


A flood of vitality surged into Rudolf down the arm as he made contact with the black greave, buffering his ringing skull with stability— at least, enough to restore proper response in his extremities even as his ears still rang. He allowed himself two breaths— the first to steel himself, flooding his lungs with the raw, ozone-scented air that the wake of Izayoi's raijingeki had left. It didn't seem like it had troubled him much after all... but there were many ways to kill an armored man besides a bolt from the heavens. He grit his teeth.

The second propelled him, to wrestle up on the leg, to test the ringen of thi—

As he surged up onto his legs to drive forth through the Garland's base, to wrench the leg against its' joint at the hip and ground the bigger man, he was met with a blossom of flame and brace of concussive force, shredding through the purple of his quarry's cape. Entangled like this, he had no time to even identify the report of the cannon— let alone evade the explosion as it tore into black steel.1 His grip faltered for an instant—

And the vertigo, as the Valheimr general flung him away, growling in pain. Rudolf tumbled end over end, rolling to a stop some indeterminate distance away, and thought to himself that things were probably going in the wrong direction. It was too much. The strength, the skill, even the natural command over aether... Maybe this was how his brother felt, when a third of his company were trying to contain the rampage of that warrior from afar. Certainly, anyone that could casually toss Izayoi aside like that had to be in the running, if not even that figure's superior. Cold, imperious, implacable... it felt like staring at a summit from the base.2

A deep throated bark sounded from Garland's direction, prompting Rudolf to drag himself upward once more. Garuda's form fading before them, and the dark knight holding a pistol of unfamiliar make. He dully stared behind the eye slits of his visor, the closing remarks of their foe all but bouncing off his scuffed-up helm. So the question of Garuda was a wash... better than Valheim turning her against them, sure, but not by much if the winds would rage without her guiding hand. Skael's blizzards were famously terrible even in the age where winds didn't go rogue. He'd hate to see them exceed those stories now.

As for the "draw"...

Rudolf hauled an arm upward, black emberlight dancing from his fingertips to his palm... and with a snap of the fingers, Garland was on the retreating airship. The completed form of shadowstepping? Maybe.3

His arm sagged and the flames dimmed as the airship took to the skies, just a little too quickly for Rudolf to think he'd get lucky by lobbing a ball of fire into something important— the most he would do is singe at the outer edges of the hull— and potentially give the enemy more insight into the nature of the blackflame they surely already knew he wielded. The abrasion. The source. The edge of how far he could fling it. All cards that smart men would keep close to their chests.

He'd rather not burn down luck on a futile effort like that, either. In the wake of this, they needed all they could get.

He stepped forward, catching himself on the first few strides before he steadied, and walked to collect his scattered arms, silent save for slow, controlled breathing until he heard Miina's idle musing.

"They manifest of their own accord everywhere else," he noted, prying his rondel from the frozen earth. "I suppose Valheim would be no different, even with Etro's blessings gone. Wouldn't be the first time magic and faith have had worse than zero intersection, I don't think."

His head hurt.




  • 1. Damn it all. That will not buff out.
  • 2. Oh. I know how you work by now. That one's sticking.
  • 3. Let's just assume "yes". Even if it isn't, aiming for that and aiming for him will help you out in the long run and buy me at least a hundred more hours of drilling you. Rejoice, boy. You have now a clear picture of what you need to make yourself. Find him within you.
Rudolf Shilage


Metal rang against metal at the summit, and Rudolf grit his teeth as the twin points of yellow of the Valheimr general's helm crossed paths with enshrouded bronze beneath his visor, holding for a moment's search. Even for all the training he had thrown himself at, the dozens of hard-fought battles he had survived... all that work that had forged Rudolf into what he now was still found itself wanting. It was like striking a steel wall.

That mighty cleaver didn't budge, even with the full force of the lunge he'd taken to deliver the swing. He could feel it through the edge, despite his own straining— he wasn't going to overwhelm this man with brute force. Even now, such was folly— but he didn't need to overpower Garland on his own, either, necessarily. So long as he kept him occupied, and forced more of this stonewall defense out of him, he could close down the opportunities to impede the others from assisting Garuda, the real priority here.

So he just needed to keep the pressure up, and leverage what advantages he did have over the bigger knight. If not strength, then surprise.

Beneath the occluded, almost-noon skies of Sakel, Shadows began to pool at the two combatants' feet, dimming beneath the clash of their blades—1

A shift in Garland's shoulder, the flash of the tropics screaming through Rudolf's somatic memory a mere instant too late—

—And then, his ears exploded with the sound of a ringing, keening bell of heavy bronze, and the unshaded snow rushed up to meet his visor, filling his field of view with fragmentary white. He was on the ground, pain blossoming in a warm, fuzzy knot between helm and temple, leaking down the side of his face. He could hear the rumble of the voice overhead after a thunderclap, surely in Garland's timbre, but not the words themselves.

Iron. Iron in his mouth. blood? Probably. He was in a fight, after all. He needed to rise. His body. He needed it to respond. Didn't he have help?

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Bell rung, no doubt about it. Now he and Esben were in the same boat— they'd have to mutually agree to never tell Lene about eachothers' respective brain trauma. He grit his teeth, forcing will to flood his limbs and reorder them. The act drove a spike through the side of his head, but he could thank his helm for one thing, at least: It had absorbed the force of the blow well enough that he hadn't suffered the jaw being smashed out of socket. Yay. Improvement from Valon.

With titanic effort, Rudolf stilled his limbs and craned his neck, forcing himself skyward as he took in what he immediately needed of the field. Garland had gotten past him, and in his wake a storm of falling icicles, spearlike fangs, crashing through the gap between them and the eidolons. No go. High above, Izayoi, calling for lightning as Garland would doubtless surge to meet her—

Savvy and strong, too much by half, to allow Raijingeki in a vacuum. Rudolf's mind had reordered enough now, in these precious seconds, that he could manage he blur and sway of his perception enough to act. A silver lining to each time he had suffered a heavy blow like this before.

He had to immobilize Garland. He had to get strength back, and sap away at the interloper's, and above all, burn away that time the black knight would otherwise use to swat her out of the air.

All achievable, thanks to his new recruit.

His dagger was still in hand.

Good. Legs weren't done wobbling. He could feel it.

"Not done with you... YET!"

Planting it into the earth, he used the ad-hoc piton to wrench himself forward in a low, almost skidding surge forward, a sickly red haze of aether shrouding the outstretched hand that swiped aside the regal purple cloak into the wind and clamped itself around the horned knight's greave. As the absorption materia made its presence known, he pulled, and pulled hard, with the muscles of his back— even if he couldn't ground the man here, he could at least make him fight for that next step.




  • 1. Oh, we had better shadowstep quick, that right hand is—
  • 2. ...
  • 3. ...
  • 4. ...e back? Do I ...ve signa...?
"Csenge".

I've got a name to go with the face and silhouette now. While dutifully shadowing her as we cross the threshold from board to conundrum, I repeat it a couple times beneath my breath, trying to get a feel for the rhythm of that "cs" at the start— not a familiar syllable, but names are important things to lock down quickly. Especially dealing with upper rankers. Speaking relatively, anyway— Steel might round out the bottom half of the traditional structure, but getting any further is typically understood as being An Exceptional Talent for the craft. Csenge. Csenge.

"Better having the Gods on our side than sitting ambivalent." I offer, giving the coiled-up Paladin a small wave as my prospective compatriot blades her stance to reveal me, the hapless iron-ranker in her wake.

Unforunately for me and my yammering, Csenge did not hold the same misgivings about involving herself in the brewing powderkeg that she draws us up to as I did. That clash of personalities doesn't really look like it's abated at all— if anything, I'm surprised to note that it's Hrefna, of all people, that seems to have cooled off a little. Big personalities like hers are good at running away with their mockery, but it looks like things have lost their luster as the dwarf from before has captured most of her attention. But with the Paladin nearly steaming out the ears and the lamia that was now coiled around her enough to draw to mind words like "anaconda" and "constriction" and "ribcage"...

I hear Reeva's voice boom out from across the way, and for a moment I catch myself stiffening mid-stride. I did go up to that board hoping for a few more goblin skulls to crack, my easy, thoughtless, and fondly upwardly-mobilizing résumé lynchpin. Writ large across an entire fortress, I could hardly imagine a more ideal shakedown cruise for my shiny new iron-rank. It was like my last mission was proof of concept, a trial run that determined I was ready for the real thing. The offer was more than tempting, especially as validation of my new place in the world.

I waver, for a moment. This powderkeg bunch, or the growing mass of people a table across that seem to operate more at my natural speed?

...

I'm not above human weakness.

"It looks like it's manifested so far as weeping black sores on the face and an increased caginess among the herd come nighttime. If nothing else, your matron goddess holds the sun as her domain, right? You might be able to ease their suffering as we investigate the source of the plague and disappearances. We could definitely use you if you're up for it."

But nevertheless, I step forward rather than pull away.

Csenge's already thrown me a line when she saw I was a little lost at sea, so the least I can do is repay the hospitality. It's not every adventurer, even among us mortals that populate the Iron and Steel ranks, that'd cut somebody unknown and unproven to them like me a break so readily. It'd annoy me to leave her high and dry now that I've been welcomed aboard.
We'll shelve the problem for a minute. I can feel a pit beginning to swell in my stomach as the pilsner I left behind on my seat at the table fades into background radiation, like an old tree being hollowed out by rot, or fire. Licking at the edges inside— that's where the turn of phrase falters, to me. Hunger doesn't gnaw at you, so much as it licks at threads. Tendrils, not teeth.

Maybe I'm just not really hungry enough yet.

Regardless, it's looking like I've succeeded better than I had hoped in keeping myself beneath the notice of the cantankery-of-the-day— I never heard anything back from the lamia or the paladin regarding my passing remarks, which is fair enough, and the open-ended question I had for the open-ended question that sounded off in their wake went unaddressed. I ended up putting a face and cause to the voice on my own as the dwarf shuffled forward to confront Hrefna about her proof of kill, loudly and heatedly. I guess that, also, is fair. I hardly do much to distinguish myself now that I've settled into whatever I am— it wasn't until I cracked a good share of goblin skulls that I had even made iron rank, after all.

Speaking of, all the continuing commotion has left me the space I've needed to pull up to the board and have a proper look for jobs that might put more food in my stomach, and I'd be mighty pleased if I saw more goblins to kill. They aren't the most common job, actually— the unending tide of bloodthirsty, guild-sanctioned raiders does a lot to keep numbers in check and extant populaces wary of any human settlement bigger than three or four people, as I understand it. But still, goblins got me my shiny new Iron Rank, and they're one of the few things I can tell I have a certain skill for dealing with. If I find more goblins on the board today, I'm sure to keep that rock rolling downhill.

There's a gap I can shoulder into, next to the academic cupping her chin in thought and perusing things. I won't take that for any particular omen, seeing as she doesn't strike me for the type that would be looking for the same opportunities I am, but she's been standing here for a minute...

"Anything good on there?" I ask conversationally as I wedge my way into the gap, eyes narrowed as I scan the options the axe-toting girl from a moment ago has left for us scrap-stealing vultures. I'm searching, I'm searching... And I click my tongue with a frown. "Damn. Outta luck. Nobody needs dumb muscle, do they?"
Rudolf Shilage


For a moment, he saw it. For a moment, his eyes were not here.

A silhouette, black and terrible, standing against a field of flame the massive sword in hand seemed to drink in greedily. Walking antumbra, a horn-bearing demon, wings of black sheath billowing outward, carried by the roaring inferno. In his ears were waves, waves, waves from some abyss, staring back at him. Two sides of a coin, or perhaps a mirror. It was a folded thing, twisted upon itself, end over beginning over end, until it seemed unbound, unknowable. Dissolution. Pandaemonium. Chaos. Darkness Manifest.1

The waves rumbled, and with a flinch, Rudolf returned to the place he had not left as Garland bellowed his challenge. The knight's voice carried across the field like rolling thunder, and Rudolf was forced to about face from whatever that was to the immediate concern before them, the man that stood between them and the dueling eidolons, slamming a palm to the frozen g—

Shit, that was Quake!

Rudolf's hand flew towards the materia he had drawn only moments before as he recognized the telltale scent of earth upon the swell of aether in the opposing knight's gauntlet—

Won't work, too strong, too swift. A spike through his mind warned, tingling with an unease that Rudolf had already forced himself to bury. That was right— no glint of materia to explain the surge of aether. That drew a stricken growl from beneath the helm. Of course, naturalborn magic atop all that armor, the sword, and the presence he wore about him that Rudolf could match to that of a dangerous beast, even at this distance! Of course he couldn't leverage his materia to counteract that kind of guy!

The Valheimr troops beneath Garland's command scrambled to start their airship back up— whatever absorption their "Hellfire" gambit was running had to be close at hand, then— they needed to interrupt it as quick as possible. That meant a few things needed to happen in the next handful of seconds, all contingent on one another.

The cracking earth was here, and Rudolf rammed his dagger down to set as good an anchor point for himself as he could muster. He dropped to a knee as the snow split, his footing gave, and stone slammed into him, but it was more stable than being completely bowled over. His other hand had already halfway drawn the materia before he'd realized he couldn't meet Garland's Quake with his own— but in lieu of destructive interference, he could go for the next most important target, and at least even the field a little!2

"You heard the man, sounds like Garuda's the priority!" he shouted to the Kirins, roaring over the rumble of the shaking earth as he drove a Quake of his own down through the Rondel, the stored spell splitting out from the epicenter beneath them. Visibly weaker, it nonetheless surged forth in the wake of Garland's opening strike, aimed not at the Valheimr general... but past him, below the feet of the pseudo-Ifrit. If he could destabilize that thing, she'd have something closer to a fighting chance, enough for Miina and the other Kirins—!

But only if they had a clear shot to help her, first. He had to keep the blackhelm as occupied as he could, for as long as he could.

The materia returned home as it was spent. In its' place the greatsword was drawn again, and an oath to Himstus passed unheard, save by one. Then, the smaller of the black knights grit his teeth, summoned power into his legs, and wrenched himself forward into a lunging slash, low and heavy and damned hard to ignore as it chewed through the space between them.

Even with the recent additions to his arms and armor, he hardly welcomed the prospect of locking himself into an extended melee if it involved the frankly ridiculous butcher's knife Garland had just hoisted without overmuch issue— so he had to keep him on the backfoot as much as possible, overwhelm his reactions, abuse tempo as much as he could! Keep him reacting defensively, minimize his chances to about face and hit the others with that thing!

And when he inevitably swings back on you...3





  • 1. Wait. What?
  • 2. Not for nothing, but it's cosmically very funny that you guys are thinking the same right now. That this is just you if you weren't short. So, again, what was that. That wasn't me.
  • 3. You have an answer for this now. An answer that isn't "go two-on-one and say a prayer. Because that thing is huge.".
Gerard Segremors


@Crimson Paladin

Gerard nodded, having heard what he needed to from the first sentence his senior compatriot had uttered.

"Mm. Then, I've nothing to worry myself over, this time at least." He just about managed to mask his inward sigh of relief with the flash of a smile. The matter of his personal coat had once again been successfully kicked down the line, away from sudden urgencies that always sprung up on a man who lived like Gerard had for so long now... Granted, he knew well that it would hunt him down and pin him eventually. If nothing else, all knights had symbols of their lives and meanings, in one way or another. Either the matter would eventually find him again, or... "Maybe I'll sort it out, should I show well today in the melee. If not, I—"

His eyes followed Fleuri's, settling upon the frame of an old man, lingering on the edge of the hill. His frame was slight compared to the two of them, both in the beginnings of their fighting primes, but a closer look revealed neither stiffness nor slack in his posture. He was straight over his weight, contained within himself. Such befit that distinctive style of blade upon his hip, and the robes that adorned him, familiar to Gerard only by way of the uninvited guest that had been foisted onto them all by Merilia.

Where Fleuri affected an unfamiliar bow, Gerard freely stood and narrowed his eyes quizzically. Rui aside, this man was the first he'd met from that faraway place of blossoms and foxes and painterly vistas, he was fairly sure.

"A long way west for you, in any case." he added on. "Chasing Reon down as she sets?"

Ah, wait. The faith might not have been so understood there as here— he knew that was true of the northerly wastes of Barukstaed, with their deities. So when you put an ocean and continent and, for all he knew, another ocean in the gap between their homelands...
Rudolf Shilage


"Hold," the young swordsman called to the rest of Team Kirin, lowering the visor of his great helm as he stepped forward to the head of their rough line drawn along the hillside. He'd caught the malicious gleam in Izayoi's gaze when the Valheimr infantry had crested the rise, and knew it was doubtless mirrored on at least a couple faces behind him. He didn't have an issue with the sentiment, being so beholden to a charging instinct of his own—

But another pillar of flame rose in the distance, echoed by a howling wind. They were right to tail the airship once they'd spotted it here, even after having already been behind schedule— after the corruption that had befallen Famfrit, as well as the interference with both of Drana Asnaeu's Eidolons, it would be outright lunacy to ignore a flight path that bore straight down onto the holy ground of Garuda. The arctic winds of Skael were harsh and biting enough by half even before the prospect of being turned against the land entered the fray.

His palm closed around the dull, earthen orb that had settled into his materia pouch during their forced march south, and he waited, measuring distance, speed, angle, and step. They didn't have a moment to spare bogged down by this lot, so if he could spend a half-second now...

There.

He could knock off at least half a minute total.

The closest of the blackhelms had to catch himself as the angle of the earth beneath the snowfall changed and his downward momentum slipped out of his hands— the cue Rudolf was waiting for. He flooded the Quake Materia with aether, enough to loosen and jostle the earth beneath the invaders' feet at the front of their line. The men in the lead staggered or fell,1 and the men behind them suddenly had to fight to not crash into them in one big pileup, stifling their charge at the very least—

Pulling Anders's Greatsword free, the black man-at-arms dropped his weight forward, almost in a sprinter's stance as flecks of tenebrous cinder caught in the icy wind that buffeted at the profaned plate, clearing accumulated rime as they went.2 His voice sounded again, releasing the tension waiting had built up like an arrow from a bow.

"Alright, go!"

And then he was off, his and all their charges very much unhindered as they fell upon the Valheimr like wolves.




  • 1. All that buildup, just for the exact same ideas to manifest. It's like Gravity never left. You're that guy that that always plays a Battlemaster and always picks Trip Attack. It's a "working system", don't get me wrong, but so are taxes, bean counters, subsistence farming, and rules of three.
  • 2. Not just for the aesthetics of it, this is me contributing a little to upkeep on top of the regular oiling and all that, like good roommates taking out the trash of their own volition before we have to bust out a chore list that half of them are too fundamentally fucking illiterate to adhere to anyway.
It's been three weeks. Maybe brushing upon four, now— and I think I'm beginning to grasp it. I've been hard at work over this first month after I've walked free from whatever shackles, be they heavy black iron or solid imperial gold, there were 'round my mind, tying me in place to what I had grown into. I haven't nearly seen the full breadth of things, being Copper-ranked until five days ago— but I think I've run enough of the gamut, even in my low station, to arrive at the edge of something.

A thesis. Indeterminate in it's shape still, but I can feel at the bounds and start guessing for how I can pull it into the light. What I'll do then, I'm not totally aware. We're gonna be playing this thing by ear for a good minute, so skip to the parts with some color if you get bored.

I get, it's no skin off my back.

I close my eyes and lift the horn to my lips. Ale flows freer than water underneath this roof, and it's a mildly bitter, stale bread taste that washes over my tongue as the world turns black— and red is still splattered across it, like a stain on canvas. The din of a bawdy guild hall, filled to the brim with adventurers, is something that doesn't take me off my guard the way it was when I roused into it, but today a fair few voices in the higher and shriller registers are cutting through the dull roar I'm used to. It's fine. My own voice, for this piece, is something I can hear clear as day, unmuddied by the chorus of Memory singing out of tune and out of time. It's a blessing in that regard, but in broader views I wouldn't exactly leap to sing its' praises.

I set my drink down, and catch an unfamiliar face in the reflection— after plucking free a summer bug that picked a bad time for a swim. The face eyeing me is lean and hard, with a lot of straight lines and a vacancy in the eyes that's impossible to ignore once you hear why it's there. His hair is green like the dry grasses of spring, though I'm not exactly sure how in the hell I'd know that. That was the last guy's deal. I've only ever known summer.

The shrieking continues, and it bids my gaze upward— the Paladin that charged in not too long ago's squawking something about not being child, like if you look at her it wouldn't be a common mistake, when she only comes up to Magnus's beltline. In terms of height, the Ingvarr ain't much better, but their people tend to be endowed well enough to make up the difference, so it's a losing battle no matter how you slice it when, like Hrefna, your opponent feels like rubbing it in.

I've learned to just wait for her to get bored with it. Usually takes thirty seconds, we don't really know eachother well enough to indulge in shouting matches. But, these two are good lodestones for this thing I'm working on, if you squint at it.

Why do we need any of this? Why are there adventurer's guilds, why are there paladins, why are there Gods that people need to begin with? Rather existential, I know, navel-gazing at it's finest, but I'm at the point now where immediate concerns like food, shelter, and another domestic light beer are all easily sorted out. Iron rank is where adventuring 'becomes a thing' is the quote I'm basing this on, and so far it's held up fine. I've lead my horse to water, so it's time for the easy part. He'll either drink or he won't. Since I'm drinking, we may as well run with it. See where this goes. Because I'm beginning to think it all ties back fundamental truths about life.

They type you don't need to live very long to see, the type if you live long enough you might find reason to forget. Weakness, ugliness, There being no aristocrats of the soul to be found. Everybody, fundamentally, slots somewhere on that line, and I know I can't be all that different. There are ways I'm weak, there are ways I'm ugly. There are ways the Gods will surely look down on me, and see every flaw carved in. Carved in my heart and body, no matter my mind. That's what I think I'm learning to discover in others. It's what I'll have no choice, one of these days, to discover in myself. Not exactly looking forward to it, so mark that down in "weakness", I guess.

I rise. Board isn't going to get any less crowded, especially now that there's a whole damn lamia taking up half the approach. Business is booming, and we're all eager to profit off the backs of those that can't as those that can. I'm not here to question it, I need to eat too, but it's hard not to note down when you're learning these things all over again.

"Doubt she's gonna be any happier if you pick her up like that," I mention, while quickly shuffling my feet over to the rightward edge of the throng's perimeter and maneuver my club between me and that bunch. It's not that I expect a fight to break out, but I've had to learn firsthand how ornery stray cats get when they're manhandled like that— and I know that if it were me, already mad, and I were hoisted around so casually, I'd probably hate somebody chiming in when it was already enough of a scene.

She might throw things. Big hammer on her person might go flying, maybe her drink if she filled up before her tilt with the blood-trailing Ingvarr— I'd rather have a heavy elm branch between whatever projectile my empathy for weakness (thus implicit acknowledgement) earns and me than stuck uselessly in my other hand. I've been told it probably cracked my skull, and I've felt what it does to Goblins'— in tactile feedback, it's hard to beat. Gives the senses a rush, the same way alcohol slows them.

Point is, I'm confident it'll handle a flying tankard. If the hammer goes, I'll content myself with her swift ejection from the premises while I take stock of how bad I need to annoy the healers about my ribs. Far as I can tell, I've got alright ribs.

"Why what?" I murmur as the first question floats by in fed-up hiss from somewhere close, still keeping my eye out for how roped-into-this the collection of Paladin, Lamia, Hrefna, and now Reeva's intrepid ass intend to have me now that I've hustled over to what I understand as "safe distance". That's my reasoning for why I can't place who I'm responding to— I've got the stiff brown overcoat of the teacher lady in the corner of my eye, but neither the direction nor the pitch isn't right for it to have been her...
Rudolf Shilage


"Now look what you've done," he groaned theatrically as Chisato took the bait, casting his gaze into the chandelier and pinching the bridge for show. "That day is why Halvor doesn't want me back on a boat— dis it you or Lene I should ask to talk him down from that ledge? Really..." As chuckles, additions to the story, and lightly made-and-countered corrections flew about the table, it seemed they were in the clear for the moment— successfully pivoting away from the worries that he might find his arrangement challenged by those not present— or, as it happened, that those that were would try and sink it so deep he would be left with no recourse but to either abandon the party, or abandon the hard work of his host. "Yes, a Siren is very troubling if you meet them in their territory, even if you're a steady hand with monsters— so, see when I fell overboard, for all my gallantry, I got a fairly comprehensive reminder as to water's relationship with acoustics..."

Saying nothing of whatever wedge that might drive between the lot of them, given that the future Baron Cadon seemed to take little objection with the thought were all presenting a somewhat-united front towards the task of keeping Halvor from thinking he had pitched a complete dud, but if Esben wanted to, he could have done much more to steer the conversation away from the path it had taken. And as for Lene, across from him...

She didn't seem to hate the idea, which came to Rudolf as a bit of a shock. He wasn't the greatest at reading others, and had never quite learned what one of these arrangements looked like, even if he knew about them, but to his eyes it seemed that he was at least an "interesting curiosity" to the young lady. Even if she happily called out the discrepancy between whatever image of him had been foisted onto their family and the...

Kinda fucked up looking dog?

The war-torn, rough-living, kind of fucked up looking dog1 that sat across from her in reality, even if he did clean up passably enough. The night had rolled on in earnest after he'd accepted taking his licks, but with continued courses and continued pairings of wine, Rudolf had found his parts swelling where hers slowly receded, until...

Where Halvor sputtered, Rudolf too suppressed a small urge to flinch, surprising himself— even if it wasn't him that had lead the charge on this deception, he could feel it pulling at the seams, not too different from those nights in Osprey that seemed a year or more past by now. The ones where he could feel the others all waiting for their explanation, after he'd fed them ample evidence contrary to what he'd sold himself as. The Kirins had all very dutifully managed to either avoid or be redirected away from the mammoth in the room with them, and even he'd almost forgotten its tusks poking him in the back until then.

The wine.

It had sanded off those edges where he worried about those things, those concerns existential and ethical, but now it had sanded away some of his reason— not enough to play court fool by any means, but enough, at least, to quietly pull down the careful wall he'd put up at the start of the dinner, holding back those acknowledgements that did him no good moment to moment. It left him wondering, wondering things he had no need to. What did he want from this, when they got out of Halvor's hair? What did he have to offer somebody, beneath each lie, be it little and white or big and black, when they could both dispense with the mutual charade? When this all came down, would he be as lucky to get out unscathed as he had in Edren?

He didn't know. With how sudden it all was, he had no way of knowing. She was a nice girl, he'd learned that much— surely, something genuine was what she deserved, no?2

It was with comparatively little theater that he sighed his relief, a small, quiet thing beneath the breath, as she answered his quiet contemplations with a reassuring smile for the party at large, and the moment of turmoil passed. Even knowing that her prospective betrothed wasn't exactly measuring up to the tall tales Cadmon had spun through Halvor, she was still willing to see where it all went, rather than drop the guillotine on their poor associate's head— and Rudolf's by extension. These things could be forgiven were it the right person, eh?

"Of course," he replied, mustering a polite nod and a smile when her eyes met his for the final time that night. There was no trick in them, nor resentment. Just blue... and the smallest reflection of himself still seated, looking up into it. The light of the chandelier overhead seemed to soak into her blonde hair, framing her look of expectation. "I'll be there. We still have a lot to talk about while we can."






He was adjusting, more or less, to the newfound distribution of weight on his person— lighter at the hip, as one of his wings now roosted with the young lady calling upon him— a promise beyond flowered words of sure return. Heavier at the back, where her loyal retainer had parted with one of his family's finest, to empower him as he set forth. Finally, a sword most suited to the training he had favored since boyhood that bore no curse. Even if it wouldn't do to completely show it, part of him was just about over the moon.

"I don't know, milady," he hedged in good humor, glancing back over his shoulder to eye the long hilt, the hefty pommel. Despite not quite matching the infuriatingly clear exemplar of swordsmithing that it replaced, it was a handsome sword nonetheless, and its surer weight and fuller response had felt a hard-earned relief in his hands, for the few practice swings he had been allowed. It fought him a little, compared to the ghost of a blade wrapped up in Goug's cart— but taming it meant it would cut sure and true. "I may come to like it so much they'll have to fight me to get it back to him."

Anders, of course, wasn't going to budge even if he mistook that for provocation— just calmly keeping an eye, all the while, on the errant vagrant that his charge had been matched with. He probably would have gotten on well with Balder— both old hands at handling cheeky upstarts with unruffled feathers. The words the two had exchanged earlier that morning were all too solemn for anything else. Whatever it was he had seen, beneath the shell Rudolf was so cognizant of... he had found worthy enough.

He allowed himself a brief chuckle. "We can handle it when we next meet. Keeping safe's the plan until then.3 Always is— We'll all be keeping an eye on eachother. And Halvor!"

He called across the way, a little closer to the gate— where the haggard blonde lord stood quietly by, content to let the two lovebirds jaw at eachother now that he'd done what he could for them. Rudolf shifted the weight of the sword's harness on his shoulder, before favoring him with an apologetic, but altogether warm grin. One of relent, just as he'd worn in the man's study two nights back.

"I've given you a lot of grief these past five years running off all the time, haven't I? Wayward, distant, impossible to keep up with. Acting like I don't even know myself, right?" he intoned guilelessly, before bowing his head. Like a weight had lifted off of his shoulders— and would soon lift off the older man's. "I'm sorry to always cause you trouble like this. Thank you for putting up with me."4




  • 1. Damn, I didn't think he'd actually use it. You know how ironic this is, coming from me?
  • 2. No, you're to supposed to say it's you that wants the G E N U I N E . You're fucking this quote up; just pull back on the reins, this is a tragedy waiting to happen and I no longer find it funny. I'm blaring Izayoi telling you to "lock in" in the back of your head until you get the idea.
  • 3. Famous last words.
  • 4. Raise so many flags we can't knock them all down quick enough, sure.
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