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Stinkbomb

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The little green goblin was sprawled across a bed of dead leaves in the cave, arms and legs stretched out and mouth hanging open with a stream of hot drool trailing down his cheek to his pointy ear. His chest rose and fell with his audible open-mouthed snores. Flies danced and partied over his smelly form. He had slept in a secluded area of the cave due to other goblins complaining about his stench. Stinkbomb was his name, and he had become so desensitized to his own musk that he had actually believed it to be a natural odor that all goblins should have.

The goblin had large hands with rough fingers and large feet. His torso was smaller than his limbs and his ears were the size of mini traffic cones. A sharp and abrupt fart escaped from between the goblin’s legs, causing him to snort loudly and wake in a start. The sounds of machinegun fire and exploding bombs strangely echoed through his head as he groggily looked about the cave, eyes squinting through heavy lids. He sat upwards, motioning to his simian stance, resting all his weight upon his knuckles. He noticed that a few goblins had left already. What? They could go outside now?

Stinkbomb’s eyes opened a little wider with excitement as he scampered over to the cave entrance. He sat down on his bottom like a dog and raised his big foot to the side of his head as he began using his dark, cracked and plate-like nails to claw at the back of his head. After a good scratch, he dropped his leg and a large grin expanded on his face as he took off like a dart into the foliage (and he might have left a green odor-like trail with how bad he smelled—let’s just say the flies were upset that he left).

The ground was wet and cool beneath his hands and feet. The bushes wiggled and the dead leaves leapt to his scampering. The goblin leapt onto an old mossy fallen tree and ran across it up to a broken limb that made a good perch for surveying the forest.

A bird started singing, uttering a musical tune. Stinkbomb’s ears twitched to the sound and he peered up at the bird that was puffing its feathers and singing away. Dragging his tongue across his dry lips, Stinkbomb happily attempted to sing back to the beautiful bird:

“Rah-rah-rah-rah-raaaaah!” the goblin sang.

His breath gradually travelled on the air, drifting over to slam the poor bird in its face. The bird’s beady eyes bulged in shock, its feathers ruffling as though a shudder had shot up its spine. It couldn’t sing! It couldn’t breathe! To Stinkbomb’s surprise, the bird suddenly collapsed from the tree, legs in the air and curled.

The goblin blinked as he stopped singing before his eyes narrowed mischievously. He looked left and then right before he climbed down from the broken branch and hopped down from the log. He walked over to bird and nudged it with his fingers. The bird gave no response and it was still soft and warm. Score! Snatching the bird within his grubby hand, he tossed it into his mouth. He chewed its corpse, spitting feathers as he happily pranced back into the bushes.

“Rah-ree-rah-raaah~!” he continued to sing. The bird’s song was now stuck in his head.

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Something smells...

Name: Stinkbomb
Gender: Male
Appearance: Stinkbomb is alligator-green with smooth green skin and a wild black mane of hair that stands all on its own as though he had survived an explosion. His arms and feet are wrapped in brown cloth and he seems to hunch over like an ape, resting his weight on his knuckles with the rest of his weight upon the balls of his feet. His eyes are yellow and often wide and alert. He also tends to wear a large grin on his face as though he's up to no good. It tends to disturb others for he can be pretty crazy.

Personality: Stinkbomb is rather energetic. He appears to have limitless energy as he can always be seen running around, screaming, howling, and yipping like a crazy goblin. He is prone to drooling, and will openly burp, fart, or scratch his bum and nethers in public. He doesn't like to wash, thus his name Stinkbomb. The goblin reeks, which is actually a defense mechanism against predators.

Past Life History: Stinkbomb was a US soldier serving in Iraq when he was blown up. It actually explains a lot about his erratic mannerisms.

Level: 1
Talent: Dragons breathe fire, and Stinkbomb breathes...funk. His breath smells like death and he can breathe out his funky breath in a stinky assault. The smell keeps most predators with scent-capable abilities at bay, and if directly caught in the fumes, the smell can be overwhelming. It makes it difficult to breathe, makes the eyes water, and the smell is just suffocating. It can even linger in your clothes!

Skills:

• Night Vision - Allows one to see more effectively at night and in the darkness.
• Absorption - A monster specific skill. This skill allows monsters to gain the skill(s) of the creatures they devour. The amount of skills gained in this process is limited to a 6 times usage. Choose your stolen abilities wisely. Uses will reset to 6 upon Ranking Up regardless of the amount you have used. (Remaining Uses: 6)

Inventory: Empty

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@MuffinatorIs my CS approved for putting in the Character Thread?

Pokemon Gijinka [Always Accepting!]

@CloseEnough@TalijaKey@Shadow Daedalus@Feisty-Pants@Ashevelendar@Raijinslayer

I'm going to wait for those who wanted to make a trainer to do so. We are actually...pretty good with this third trainer joining us. Because three Pokemon will find a home, which leaves two unaccounted for, but those two can easily be caught by the other trainers.

So...now I can start accepting Gijinka again. :)

But yeah I'll wait, and then expect a Professor Oak post. Once the Professor Oak post is posted, then everyone can freely RP getting to know each other, wild Pokemon doing whatever lol. You do not have to be caught in Pallet Town. You can be caught on the trainers journey to Pewter City.

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@MuffinatorMade the changes. Yeah, I'm very excited to see what he develops into. :D

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@MuffinatorMade changes.

@Muffinator

Something smells...

Name: Stinkbomb
Gender: Male
Appearance: Stinkbomb is alligator-green with smooth green skin and a wild black mane of hair that stands all on its own as though he had survived an explosion. His arms and feet are wrapped in brown cloth and he seems to hunch over like an ape, resting his weight on his knuckles with the rest of his weight upon the balls of his feet. His eyes are yellow and often wide and alert. He also tends to wear a large grin on his face as though he's up to no good. It tends to disturb others for he can be pretty crazy.

Personality: Stinkbomb is rather energetic. He appears to have limitless energy as he can always be seen running around, screaming, howling, and yipping like a crazy goblin. He is prone to drooling, and will openly burp, fart, or scratch his bum and nethers in public. He doesn't like to wash, thus his name Stinkbomb. The goblin reeks, which is actually a defense mechanism against predators.

Past Life History: Stinkbomb was a US soldier serving in Iraq when he was blown up. It actually explains a lot about his erratic mannerisms.

Level: 1
Talent: Dragons breathe fire, and Stinkbomb breathes...funk. His breath smells like death and he can breathe out his funky breath in a stinky assault. The smell keeps most predators with scent-capable abilities at bay, and if directly caught in the fumes, the smell can be overwhelming. It makes it difficult to breathe, makes the eyes water, and the smell is just suffocating. It can even linger in your clothes!

Skills:

• Night Vision - Allows one to see more effectively at night and in the darkness.
• Absorption - A monster specific skill. This skill allows monsters to gain the skill(s) of the creatures they devour. The amount of skills gained in this process is limited to a 6 times usage. Choose your stolen abilities wisely. Uses will reset to 6 upon Ranking Up regardless of the amount you have used. (Remaining Uses: 6)

Inventory: Empty

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@MuffinatorI think the breath option is pretty funny. So I'll change it to that.

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@Muffinator

Something smells...

Name: Stinkbomb
Gender: Male
Appearance: Stinkbomb is alligator-green with smooth green skin and a wild black mane of hair that stands all on its own as though he had survived an explosion. His arms and feet are wrapped in brown cloth and he seems to hunch over like an ape, resting his weight on his knuckles with the rest of his weight upon the balls of his feet. His eyes are yellow and often wide and alert. He also tends to wear a large grin on his face as though he's up to no good. It tends to disturb others for he can be pretty crazy.

Personality: Stinkbomb is rather energetic. He appears to have limitless energy as he can always be seen running around, screaming, howling, and yipping like a crazy goblin. He is prone to drooling, and will openly burp, fart, or scratch his bum and nethers in public. He doesn't like to wash, thus his name Stinkbomb. The goblin reeks, which is actually a defense mechanism against predators.

Past Life History: Stinkbomb was a US soldier serving in Iraq when he was blown up. It actually explains a lot about his erratic mannerisms.

Level: 1
Talent: Dragons breathe fire, and Stinkbomb breathes...funk. His breath smells like death and he can breathe out his funky breath up to three meters. The smell keeps most predators with scent-capable abilities at bay, and if directly caught in the fumes, the smell can be overwhelming. It makes it difficult to breathe, makes the eyes water, and the smell is just suffocating. It can even linger in your clothes!

Skills:

• Night Vision - Allows one to see more effectively at night and in the darkness.
• Absorption - A monster specific skill. This skill allows monsters to gain the skill(s) of the creatures they devour. The amount of skills gained in this process is limited to a 6 times usage. Choose your stolen abilities wisely. Uses will reset to 6 upon Ranking Up regardless of the amount you have used. (Remaining Uses: 6)

Inventory: Empty

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@MuffinatorHm...you have my interest. I'll drop down a smelly goblin. :)