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8 yrs ago
Current It's called the circle of life because life is pointless.
8 yrs ago
"I should go." - Commander Shepard
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8 yrs ago
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humour.
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8 yrs ago
I want to travel to Prague so I can Czech it off the list of places to visit.
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8 yrs ago
I ordered 1000 kilograms of Chinese soup. It was wonton.
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@Gentlemanvaultboy
I'm not sure if it can be changed, considering that a few posts have already included Samus' action of shooting the thing.
Alright, here's another idea.

In the distant future, humans have invented FTL travel and colonised hundreds of planets and blah blah blah, you know, standard Sci-Fi stuff. However, this is where the fun starts.

I'll be controlling a gun-toting mercenary with an explosive personality, and his A.I. assistant. He's on his way to a human colony after completing a contract on his ship when its FTL drive suffers from an inconvenient malfunction, and he is forced to drop out of hyperspace back to realspace over an uncharted planet that happens to be your average fantasy world with dragons and elves and stuff. With nowhere else to go, he decides to land his ship in the middle of a large forest clearing and gets out to explore the area.

Your character, preferably a female freelance knight of some sort, happens to be in the area and witnesses the ship landing. She decides to investigate. How she encounters my character is up to you, and the story unfolds from there. May contain romance.
@Hylozoist



Yes, I realised that it's sexual orientation, but I decided 'why not?'

As for the other one:



Level 1
Day One, Evening
Tetris Castle Reception
Interaction: @Aether Spawn (Regular) @Loki Odinson @Holy Soldier (Primary Targets), Everyone Else (Targets)
Mention: @Lmpkio @Hylozoist and Everyone Else


Gordon was taken by surprise at the sudden appearance of the armoured man. He spoke with a southern accent and introduced himself as Gunnery Sergeant Buck. He asked Gordon if he knew any good recipes of war, to which he shook his head. Gordon didn't know how to cook; he ruined everything he made. He even blew up a microwave casserole back at Black Mesa. Buck began setting up defences and made the area the pair was hiding behind into a makeshift fort. Then, he sprang into action, picking up several pies and deviled eggs and sending them hurtling towards Mario and everyone else. He followed this by tossing a knife at the pies, causing them to split open and rain some lemon filling.

Freeman took a moment to pop his head out of cover, and saw a rather large ball of bread hurtling right towards him. Reflexes kicking in, he caught the yeasty projectile right before it hit with his Gravity Gun, then returned it to its sender by using the primary fire of his repurposed heavy lifting tool.

Okay, now it was on. Gordon wanted to simply remain neutral, but refused to stand idly at an act of war. And that was one such act that was unforgivable.

Standing up, he levitated a tray of fruit tarts towards him, then punted it with his equipped weapon. The tray flew into the air, making it rain the deadly deliciousness onto everyone in the immediate area. He followed by activating his Long Jump Module to jump to the emptier far side of the room. Landing on his feet, he spun around and punted several cakes at Mario in rapid succession, before ducking back into cover.

In a time like this, Gordon needed allies. He considered Buck one, since he jumped into cover with him and took the time to introduce himself, before going on the offensive. Samus was a good choice as well. She was more or less the first person he interacted with, and Mario had attacked her, making him the prime target as he was the one who started this whole thing. The weird eaty thing had apparently been hit by a slice of Buck's cake and he/she/attack helicopter was on the floor, pretending to be bleeding out. That probably meant he/she/Chinese was out of the fight. Gordon felt his palm meet his face. Why was he thinking like he was on the battlefields of the Uprising when this was just a food fight?
Yeah, seems fun. Hopefully it won't be as blatantly racist as GATE.
@Holy Soldier Yeah, she took it off when she first arrived.


Level 1
Day One, Evening
Tetris Castle Reception
Interaction: @Gentlemanvaultboy
Mention: @Aether Spawn @Holy Soldier @Lmpkio @SuddenSardines and Everyone Else


Gordon raised an eyebrow in surprise at the wolf speaking the shared language of silent protagonists, and was even more surprised to see its tail wagging. It went on to introduce itself as 'Amaterasu, God of the Sun', and apparently it was a she. Gordon wasn't that all surprised that she was a self-proclaimed god, because he had fought many god-like entities before, such as the overlord of Xen, Nihilanth, the multiversal Combine, and... him. Even Gordon couldn't fully comprehend what he, or it really was. The G-Man was an illusive entity that warped the laws of reality to fit his needs. He had offered Freeman a 'job' under his 'employers'. As far as he could tell, the G-Man was now his boss.

"..." Gordon nodded in appreciation, introducing himself and asking about the Mugen Virus at the same time. The two of them continued their silent conversation much to the confusion of everyone else when the door of the elevator opened again. Out walked a man in incredibly advanced armour that somewhat resembled that of an Overwatch Elite's, and...

Gordon's other eyebrow rose in surprise.

That was Mario. The legend of all legends. The Vortigaunts were much more vocal about him. They spoke very highly of 'The One Above All'.

Weakly raising an arm in a slow wave, he was met with the sight of the plumber grabbing a leg of turkey, then proceeding to choke on it. Freeman's expression changed into one of moderate concern. It would be pretty devastating to lose one of the most famous legends of all time. However, he was met with relief when Mario managed to get the food down after some struggles. Gordon shrugged and was about to return to his conversation with the wolf god when the plumber shouted Samus' name, before tossing a potato ball at her.

Time seemed to stop for Gordon as his thought processes kicked in. According to the angle the potato was thrown and its current velocity and relative size and shape, then the starchy projectile was aimed directly at the exposed head of the intergalactic bounty hunter. If his calculations were correct, then the time to impact was approximately 1.001212 seconds. Not enough time to draw his Gravity Gun to intercept the baked explosive, and he wasn't sure if Samus would be able to react in time, considering she was facing away from Mario and currently talking to the gothic man, the 'Hunter'. Whatever was going to happen, Gordon feared for his life.

As time sped back up, he looked away as the potato bomb resumed its course. He drew his Gravity Gun just in case things got real, and opted to simply hide behind a table some distance away and wait for the whole thing to blow over.
@Holy Soldier

I thought Samus took of her helmet in @Lmpkio's first IC post.
@Skepic

REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
I believe it's fine, although you can change it if you want.
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