Avatar of Hound55

Status

Recent Statuses

3 yrs ago
Current A Perpetual Motion Engine of Anxiety and Self-Loathing

Bio

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Most Recent Posts

Well, I was going to wipe Jersey off the face of the Earth - purely for aesthetic reasons and because I hate toll roads - but now I guess I have to wait.
<Snipped quote by Hound55>

Don't tease me like this Hound.


I'm saying nothing...

Big posts I have to write in advance or they don't get done. It's not for now.
@nitemare shape knows there's something coming up later for Bowie fans in-game as well...
We were talking about Starman, but since we're changing the subject I have a message from the Action Man "I'm Happy, hope you're happy too"...
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>



"Favorite ever" is... actually a new one. I've gotten my share of compliments over the years, but wow. That's just awesome.


...but there's still too long between efforts.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!
<Snipped quote by Hound55>

Ah, the old 50's father approach.


Rub some dirt on it and walk it off!
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English John Constantine way...
I refuse to vote on the grounds that it will boost @Byrd Man's ego and I want to keep him hungry and desperate for approval.
<Snipped quote by Retired>

Next time I'll just reference O.J. Simpson. Now that's a very different kind of sex scene.


If the glove doesn't fit... you stick it in the other hole so the girl don't get pregnant.

...aaaaand I can no longer work for Disney/Marvel.
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet