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A Perpetual Motion Engine of Anxiety and Self-Loathing
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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
As long as we're trashing superheroes and quickly dividing lines...
This fucking guy can go right to hell. How do you turn Aquaman into an insufferable douchebag who wears a speedo and has wings on his ankles because of a "Look at me, I'm from Atlantis!" superiority complex? You create goddamn Namor The Sub-Mariner.
And Imperius Rex sounds like a highly uncomfortable sexual position.
As you're likely aware, we're polar opposites on this 'un.
Namor has a place to me, whilst I'm completely indifferent to Water-Thor as a better Thor exists already woth a superior world, supporting cast, antagonists and main character.
I didn't find her interesting in Spectacular Spider-Man either, honestly. Probably the best use of her in anything was Bendis in Ultimate Spider-Man...
Sony as a company just needs to fuck off and die already.
Edit: To elaborate, I don't just mean because they make bad movies (though yeah, their piddling attempt at scraping up Spider-Man's supporting characters into their own "cinematic universe" sounds about as entertaining as slamming my dick in a screen door). I mean because they're a terrible company whose track record includes capitulating to a communist dictator over a Seth Rogen movie, executives being caught saying they'll never cast a black lead in a tentpole film, threatening journalists, and being complicit in the downward spiral and death of Michael Jackson. And on top of that, yes, they make bad movies.
Sony needs to shut the fuck up and just concentrate on perfecting the Playstation and churning out quality tvs.
You jest, but the Bosch books turned me on to the recently deceased Polish trumpeter Tomasz Stańko. A name like that meant he destined to either be a Jazz musician or cannon fodder for John McClane.
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.</div>
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