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3 yrs ago
Current A Perpetual Motion Engine of Anxiety and Self-Loathing

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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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Can we get Hound playing Ray Palmer but playing Hank from UOU?


Heh. I wouldn't feel comfortable. But you have reminded me (again) that I need to finish that damn arc.

Poor Ted Kord trapped in hellish 2002 New Jersey...
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He's going to need to hit up a diner after this for a plate full of bigass bacon.


Except for, y'know, the colossal organ failure and everything...

"Did you tell them about the colossal organ fail--"

Yes Hank, we're doing that now.

"Sorry!"

That's quite alright, Hank.
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He's going to need to hit up a diner after this for a plate full of bigass bacon.


Scotsman's battered Booster...
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Howd you like Booster? I'm not as good at comedy as you but I tried.


Thought it was a good use of him. I can picture him balled up getting kicked repeatedly. Plus the definition of fighting dirty.
Playing catchup with posts again...
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Yes walkers.

I feel like you know exactly what the battered tin looks, feels, and sounds like as well ahahahaha


Trust the Scottish bloke to know what anything battered is like... he'd deep fry your whole room given half a chance.
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You're my BB, bb.


I accept your terms.

I thought I was your bb, Butterscotch...
Loving the energy and the pace, peoples. Both IC and OOC.

And the writing's been fantastic as has the blend of characters.

Have to go out for a bit, but looking forward to getting back and working on my next 'un.
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