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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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You make a valid point, and I'm sure Xavier and Eisenhardt are going to be extremely scared and worried about all of this. But, just as like, an hypothetical. Wouldn't it be crazy if like, Mr. Stark's empire and weaponry was built with metal and dependent on electricity, and his brain was full of thoughts?

Man. That'd be a real shame if something were to hypothetically happen to that.


*Laughs in Spider Menace*
So, y'know how I said I wasn't going to post a second character application until inspiration struck me?

Well....



<Snipped quote by Sep>

They probably should have tried, but I'm not complaining.


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I'm surprised there's not a villain called The Encyclopedia.


Was that one of the possible names Wolfman had for the Monitors?

I think they also had something like "Librarians" or "Archivists" or something as well.
In Soviet Manhattan, Kitchen of Hell HEATS YOU!!!
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So what you're saying is, in order to prove you don't have special treatment, you want special treatment?


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I'm gonna be down your neck for every single lore inaccuracy, you swine.


"THERE'S NO 'E' IN 'OSBORN'!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GAME! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!"
Oh God, I'm Spider-Man now... the unbearable pressure...

I'm not used to being a character people know well enough to see the cracks in...
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