Inimical

Myriad Reality

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Implying the cannibal is not a human, therefor the joke doesn't work. should be "two people enter a bar, one is a cannibal."

@DarkwolfX37

The cannibal could be a vampire, which is technically still human, so eat it... The human, I mean. Eat the human.

Myriad Reality

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A knife user, eh? Fun. Let's do this, your move.

@souleaterfan320

Of sorts.
*Moves so quickly that my knife seems to change into a pistol, which I shoot at your kneecaps. My knife isnsafely sheathed away*

Myriad Reality

A cannibal and a human walk into a bar. The human asks for a drink, to which the bartender responds, "We don't serve your kind here." The cannibal leaves.

Myriad Reality

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Let me guess, you're after Soul Calibur to sell it to the highest bidder, right? Forgive me if not, you seem like the type.

@souleaterfan320

Perhaps. With no real intended recipient yet.
*Flips my knife, which has a crystal blade, over in my hand*
Might even keep it myself. Who knows?

Myriad Reality

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Is this just about people we know or something?

@Legend

Not my problem.

Myriad Reality

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*after what seems like endless climbing of stairs, we make it to the top*

About time, I was getting bored.

@souleaterfan320

*Pops my neck and rolls my shoulders back*
So you're why I'm here?

Myriad Reality

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welp

@Balance

gg

Myriad Reality

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*Shoots a translucent purple beam into the ground, and it returns to my armor after several moments*
They're not there anymore, anyways. They were strong, that's true, but-
*Shrugs*
Didn't want to put up with them.

@Intrepid

*Pauses for a minute*
... Never took you for the type to be playing with magic, but... Well played.

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-Soren- I do consider who it is, and it doesn't.

@Balance

Well, it doesn't now. So, unless any of you want to try and attack me, I suppose I'm done here.

Myriad Reality

@Galvanize
Not for long.

Myriad Reality

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-Ruby- Nope! We're always there when we need you.

@Balance

Ha.