Shrek was this close to winning the election.
Good fucking game.
Good fucking game.
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my life be like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I am also not like other girls. I am not a girl.
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NEVER forgive. ALWAYS forget. Remain in a perpetual state of confusion and anger forever!
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Honey is the best insect vomit I’ve had so far.
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It's fucked up that there are 1000 Christmas songs but only one song about the boys being back in town.
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Also, my character is gay, so he does not want to date Ari.
Maxx pls
Ari can be both male and female at the same time in two different bodies.
You cant ignore her girth.
In my defense, Reyrianna is planned.
Speaking of impossible sex, Reyna's power is unfortunate for anybody with nerves or the desire to keep their flesh intact (assuming they even get that close to her).
It's a good thing that the specific heat of liquid sex is very high.
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a) Ari would not enjoy the sex.
b) My character doesn't have any genitals due to unfortunate power consequences, so he also wouldn't enjoy the sex.
Maxx, babe.
Even after all these years, you underestimate me.
Also, are we renaming this RP to Baybridge: Metadating or what?
It is confirmed.
Ari will date Reyna, Auri, Maxx's character, and all twelve copies of Sophie at once.
Alright, you insufferable lot, the master is back and he's packing heat (that's a pun).
That's definitely one way to talk about a penis.
Sorry guys, will post again as soon as@JunkMail finishes his God damn orgy.
Finals are destroying me, worse than you ever have.
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To my knowledge there is already one character who is a confirmed lesbian. Then I have one who is in denial...
We have one lesbian character and mine is literally all over the board.
I vote to make this thread a superhuman dating sim.
Shrek has shown love.
Therefore Shrek was granted life.
Therefore Shrek was granted life.
Shrek stomped Deez Nuts hard there.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?
Shrek is winning this game by sleeping.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Hitler and Shrek, the allies with benefits.
In-fucking-credible.
In-fucking-credible.
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