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6 yrs ago
my life be like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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6 yrs ago
I am also not like other girls. I am not a girl.
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6 yrs ago
NEVER forgive. ALWAYS forget. Remain in a perpetual state of confusion and anger forever!
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6 yrs ago
Honey is the best insect vomit I’ve had so far.
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6 yrs ago
It's fucked up that there are 1000 Christmas songs but only one song about the boys being back in town.
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@Thantos

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@dragonmancer

I wanted to ask you a question regarding champions. One idea I had for Iuppiter's champions are two people named Benedict and the other being a warrior woman.

Benedict is a Drakken who has 'lost his wings' through his transgressions, and has lost his way. As an act of trust, Kilgarrah has entrusted him to Iuppiter to help him regain an honorable path. Absolutely huge drakken, over ten feet tall. Hulking creature that wields a magical cinderblock named "The Truth" as a weapon.

Teresa is the daughter of her clan's leader, who has been exiled from her clan due to not wishing to follow the clan's traditions. Thinks she can run the clan better than her brothers. A potential ruler with no kingdom. But otherwise totally human. Became friends with Benedict through her adventures.

What are your thoughts?

Also, I had another idea and @SepticGentleman and I cooked up over the past few minutes.

Kalla, Iuppiter, and Nahargu'ul create a band named "Driftwood".

Nahagu'ul plays the drums since he has the limbs for it.

Iuppiter absolutely shreds on an air guitar that still somehow makes noise.

Kalla is the singer. The Everqueen's got a voice to live for.

Their album titles will be:

Friends Like Flies Drawn to the Light
In Ellipses Twice as Vicious
Flying Through Mud
As The Tides Seem Cruel
Finding Your Way To the Sand
Jungle Running
"Okay, okay, how about this, Yigzavath. When Kalla and I make butterflies and bees, and I know- just hear me out, since they're pretty and somewhat harmless... how about we make them poisonous or give them stingers so nothing messes with them? Not a bad compromise huh?"

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Hell yeah we have an Earth Mother

Welcome to the triad, scrublord.
I just reminded @SepticGentleman of the existence of dysentery.

Yigzavath is now the worst god.
<Snipped quote by Ashevelendar>

We all float down here.


"Stop being so edgy, Nahargu'ul."
It's time to edit the sheet.
@dragonmancer

"Strength matters little if all one needs to do is look at you to stop you in your tracks."

I can imagine King Ghidorah being in existence, for sure.
Meanwhile Iuppiter's in the background being amused by butterflies and ruining the insect god's day by making pretty bugs.
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