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6 yrs ago
my life be like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I am also not like other girls. I am not a girl.
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NEVER forgive. ALWAYS forget. Remain in a perpetual state of confusion and anger forever!
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Honey is the best insect vomit I’ve had so far.
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It's fucked up that there are 1000 Christmas songs but only one song about the boys being back in town.
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Advanced Interest Checks
This is what happens when I try to make a kind god be thematically kind.
I have fixed it. Dont yell at me pls.
@dragonmancer
Don't forget to update opinions :3
But that's another character who needs to get laid. The god of death bringing it to a total of four.
Ha at least has a reason to be pissed X3.
Which begs the question... why is every god so angry?
You were saying?
EDIT:
FUCK.
The silence had been long, and... unbearably quiet. Iuppiter was left with little to do. At least Ha had his forge and Dormammus had his studies. Iuppiter had done work in physics and space for the most part, but the mortals he did it for had left a large hole in his heart. What was the purpose of doing work if there was no one to enjoy it?
The letter was some sort of gift. Gently being carried through the clouds until the wind had carried it right into his face. But he was too exuberant to be upset. This changed everything, and for the better.
When Iuppiter came to Olympus, he came as a self that wasn't underdressed. Human in appearance, with a large white beard and clothing that seemed to be made of clouds themselves. He looked undoubtably comfortable. Iuppiter stopped at the foot of the meeting room and gave a respectful bow to all that had presented before him. They were his equals. Primal gods or not.
"I've missed your all dearly." He said, rising back up. He looked to each of his brothers and gave them a soft smile. Then he moved into his seat- which resembled a yellow rocking chair more than a throne, and reclined into it. He turned to his right to face the empty green throne and wondered when Kalla would show. He had missed his sister. He looked to his left to Kilgarrah and Nahargu'ul- his two closest brothers. He gave them a smile, and then turned to face the rest of the group.
"It is wonderful to see you all again."
The letter was some sort of gift. Gently being carried through the clouds until the wind had carried it right into his face. But he was too exuberant to be upset. This changed everything, and for the better.
When Iuppiter came to Olympus, he came as a self that wasn't underdressed. Human in appearance, with a large white beard and clothing that seemed to be made of clouds themselves. He looked undoubtably comfortable. Iuppiter stopped at the foot of the meeting room and gave a respectful bow to all that had presented before him. They were his equals. Primal gods or not.
"I've missed your all dearly." He said, rising back up. He looked to each of his brothers and gave them a soft smile. Then he moved into his seat- which resembled a yellow rocking chair more than a throne, and reclined into it. He turned to his right to face the empty green throne and wondered when Kalla would show. He had missed his sister. He looked to his left to Kilgarrah and Nahargu'ul- his two closest brothers. He gave them a smile, and then turned to face the rest of the group.
"It is wonderful to see you all again."
ITS TIME FOR FATHER AFRICA TO GET HIS.
It's been half a month since the OOC went up.
Also known as two weeks, for anyone who wants normal english.
A good example of why many gods like Kilgarrah do not start populating planets willy nilly with their creations.
Enter Kilgarrah.
"A planet of a dragons, a realm where my creatures can roam free!"
Dragons die out due to cannibilization of having no other food source, or water since kilgarrah can only contribute heat to the planet.
"Shit."
"I was allowed to do this but I kinda got overzealous and just took all the air out of it to make other types of storms. SOOO now space is a thing. Hehe... Space storms."
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It really is. Kill all the humans on earth, and boom. Population is reduced to zero.
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