Kafka Komedy

Underlake: An Othertale

Holy crap! The thread is exploding, whoever mentoined it was quite kudos to you for spurring all this activity!

Underlake: An Othertale

@Kafka Komedy Do you think Rodney- or indeed, any of the other characters- should have any speech quirks? And along those lines, is it at all possible to introduce fonts into RP Guild posts for skeletons to use? That'd be a neat touch.

@BCTheEntity

Well I think it's a bit more possible for monsters to have abstract speech quirks like censorship or speaking in letters, but I wouldn't say no to human quirks. Maybe simpler stuff like
typing like this
Or Like This.
But hey, that's ultimately up to Ursa.

As for fonts, let's try.
[font=system]"Man, I sure do love them Yaois."[/font]

EDIT: Well I guess that didn't work. Damn.

EDIT 2 EDIT HARDER: i completely forgot to talk about Sys' relationships tab. Would any of your characters need her services, maybe new Roman before he ollied out?

Underlake: An Othertale

Name: Ash Hare

Personality: Hair triggered with a penchant for violence. He is unafraid of playing dirty and will use every trick in the book. (Plus some outside it!)

Bio: Born to Mr. Hare, a ridiculously wealth and ridiculously uncaring man who lived in Stalac Heights, Mr. Hare had no time for his son and pushed all responsibility to his butler, Nelson. Nelson taught Ash reading, writing, pretty much everything. Young Ash responded with standard problem child behavior, crying and violence and the such. Nelson attempted to help, but was not well versed in the area, and Mr. Hare just threw money at the situation. Ash grew up resenting his father, frequently building "death devices" that would kill his father in odd ways, but almost all were given up on in the planning stage, the only one ever making it to prototype was the "Drillsaw." Eventually, Mr. Hare died of "mysterious circumstances." Some say he died of old age, some say he was murdered. Only Ash and Nelson really know.

Relations:

• Eyeclopsiel - Emotionless, unfit ruler that is trying to steal the proverbial crown away!
• System - Ally for hire, could be used to 'investigate' Eyeclopsiel. Ash swears he's seen her before though...
• Angel - She covered Mr. Hare's death. She refuses to pick a candidate. Keep a safe distance.
• Mr. Hare - Dead.
• Nelson - Ah, good ol' Nelson. Ash's assistant and caretaker. Also helping with the campaign!
• Dorkle - Ash's 'supplier.'
• Nicena - Childhood friend.

Skill: Surprisingly intuitive and creative. Also, commands with ease (That is to say- bossy.)

Weapon: Rusty Drillsaw [Essentially a giant sawblade that's hollow in the middle. Ash can hop in and propel it in any direction with his fire magic.]

Armour: Torn Cape

Fight: Though Ash can attack with his Drillsaw and fire magic, his true strength comes in using actions that don't require weaponry .He can throw sand in the opponents eyes [Cuts to another attack similar to the Sans fight], Trip the opponent, [Halves move-speed for current attack], Throw a rock [A rock falls from the top of the box during the current attack] and use the environment [Depends on his battleground]. His fire magic also reduces Invincibility frames. Luckily, they're orange, so as long as you're moving, you're safe.

Genocide
Ash understands how powerful the human is, and refuses to even give them a chance. Every time his combatant selects the ATTACK command, Ash will throw sand in the humans face so he can attack before they can. He will use at least one trick per turn and after the first few, he'll start using double tricks. His rock throw turns into a knife throw dealing twice the damage, and drops slightly faster. He can use his blue flame burst after some attacks, and his orange fire is now powerful enough to cover the entire screen as well, ensuring you have to be moving at all times during the attack.

But of course Ash will get tired eventually. After ATTACking 10 times, Ash admits hes out of time. He lets the human attack. He disappears and the text box displays YOU WON!

"NICE TRY ***HOLE!!!"
Ash throws sand in the opponents face, trips them, throws a knife at them, and uses the environment all at the same time. He then Orange Flame Bursts, forcing the human to run and run, lest they be cooked by his magical flames. Then he abruptly throws sand in their face and Blue Flame Bursts, forcing the poor soul to stand idly in the licking flames. He very quickly switches between these two attacks, orange, blue, orange, blue, orange... until he's out of time.



"Nelson... Dad... so many regrets..."

Act:
[*Check] 10 ATK 25 DEF. He looks a little peeved, frankly.
[*Flirt] First time he spends a turn being flustered. After that, his attacks get faster. If used after nudity, possible date unlocked, possibly.
[*Nudity] GOD D**NIT HE'S NOT NAKED, OKAY?
[*Vote] You say you're going to vote for him. ATK reduced for one turn.
[*Dead] You pretend to be dead. He doesn't buy it. If used after Turn reaches 5, successfully tricks Ash.

If you have campaign buttons in your INV:
Ash Campaign Button - A frown can be seen on his face for just a split second. Reduces ATK for 3 turns. Can instantly Play Dead.
Eyeclopsiel Campaign Button - His eyes glow a sickly blood red. Raises ATK for 3 turns, If turn count is above 5, set turn count to 0. If it is not, lower it by 2.

Mercy:
Ash must be alone. Can let anybody think he's a loser!
There is a special "Turn Count" bar that goes from -2 to 5. It starts on 0, and any time You take an action, it raises by one. Once it hits 5, [*Dead] now successfully tricks Ash into thinking you've died. But before he leaves, he needs to make sure. He charges up a 'special attack', Blue Flame Burst. It's a cyan attack that fills the entire box. As long as you don't move, you won't get hit by it, and Ash leaves thinking he's won.

Main Theme
Battle Theme
Date
Genocide Battle

Finally, Papyrus's fabled 'blue attack, is
Wait.
I forgot what color it was. Green?

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Oh uh, yeah I was just joking around too. In case that wasn't clear. Sorry.

@Ogobrogo Why thank you! I really enjoyed creating him, so I hope you guys will have a good time interacting with him.

By the way, that bleeping? An Intentional part of his character. I think that little speech quirk fits, and adds some flavor to the rampant cursing hes going to be doing, so don't feel like you have to be all PG around me!

Underlake: An Othertale

Ash for Prez, 20XX!

Name: Ash Hare

Personality: Hair triggered with a penchant for violence. He is unafraid of playing dirty and will use every trick in the book. (Plus some outside it!)

Bio: Born to Mr. Hare, a ridiculously wealth and ridiculously uncaring man who lived in Stalac Heights, Mr. Hare had no time for his son and pushed all responsibility to his butler, Nelson. Nelson taught Ash reading, writing, pretty much everything. Young Ash responded with standard problem child behavior, crying and violence and the such. Nelson attempted to help, but was not well versed in the area, and Mr. Hare just threw money at the situation. Ash grew up resenting his father, frequently building "death devices" that would kill his father in odd ways, but almost all were given up on in the planning stage, the only one ever making it to prototype was the "Drillsaw." Eventually, Mr. Hare died of "mysterious circumstances." Some say he died of old age, some say he was murdered. Only Ash and Nelson really know.

Relations:

• Eyeclopsiel - Emotionless, unfit ruler that is trying to steal the proverbial crown away!
• System - Ally for hire, could be used to 'investigate' Eyeclopsiel.
• Angel - Possible advertisement, but gossipy. Keep distance.
• Mr. Hare - Dead.
• Nelson - Ah, good ol' Nelson. Ash's assistant and caretaker.

Skill: Surprisingly intuitive and creative. Also, commands with ease (That is to say- bossy.)

Weapon: Rusty Drillsaw [Essentially a giant sawblade that's hollow in the middle. Ash can hop in and propel it in any direction with his fire magic.]

Armour: Torn Cape

Fight: Though Ash can attack with his Drillsaw and fire magic, his true strength comes in using actions that don't require weaponry .He can throw sand in the opponents eyes [Cuts to another attack similar to the Sans fight], Trip the opponent, [Halves move-speed for current attack], Throw a rock [A rock falls from the top of the box during the current attack] and use the environment [Depends on his battleground]. His fire magic also reduces Invincibility frames. Luckily, they're orange, so as long as you're moving, you're safe.

Act:
[*Check] 10 ATK 25 DEF. He looks a little peeved, frankly.
[*Flirt] First time he spends a turn being flustered. After that, his attacks get faster. If used after nudity, possible date unlocked, possibly.
[*Nudity] GOD D**NIT HE'S NOT NAKED, OKAY?
[*Vote] You say you're going to vote for him. ATK reduced for one turn.
[*Dead] You pretend to be dead. He doesn't buy it. If used after Turn reaches 5, successfully tricks Ash.

If you have campaign buttons in your INV:
Ash Campaign Button - A frown can be seen on his face for just a split second. Reduces ATK for 3 turns. Can instantly Play Dead.
Eyeclopsiel Campaign Button - His eyes glow a sickly blood red. Raises ATK for 3 turns, If turn count is above 5, set turn count to 0. If it is not, lower it by 2.

Mercy:
Ash must be alone. Can let anybody think he's a loser!
There is a special "Turn Count" bar that goes from -2 to 5. It starts on 0, and any time You take an action, it raises by one. Once it hits 5, [*Dead] now successfully tricks Ash into thinking you've died. But before he leaves, he needs to make sure. He charges up a 'special attack', Blue Flame Burst. It's a cyan attack that fills the entire box. As long as you don't move, you won't get hit by it, and Ash leaves thinking he's won.

Finally, Papyrus's fabled 'blue attack, is
Wait.
I forgot what color it was. Green?

Sorry for the odd Spare mechanics. I tried to explain it best I could.

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<Snipped quote by Guardian Angel Haruki>

Oh, something's going to get burned, alright. Or shot repeatedly in the name of justice, at least. Anyway, Papyrus' fabled blue attack has been coloured in.

@BCTheEntity

Yeah, something is gonna get burned. Rodney's FACE, when Ash takes him to the barbecue. Metaphorically.
Ash is gonna kill him.

EDIT: With fire, I mean. Cuz... cuz barbe
Nevermind

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@Guardian Angel Haruki Eh, I don't mind either way. I just chose the picture because yellow hair and yellow glasses, so... just waitin' for @Major Ursa to confirm the character's validity, basically.

@BCTheEntity

Yaknow for someone obsessed with Justice you sure don't read the rules often, do ya?

(Naw but seriously just reread the rules once, I'm sure you'll catch what you did wrong.)

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@BCTheEntity Please don't shoot the skeletons.

It doesn't work.

@Lolita Complex

Yeah, it'll just piss Ash off. I'm not sure Sys would notice though.

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@Major Ursa Is the old mayor currently in office? How often are these leader elections?

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@Kafka Komedy And Lorelei would have it publicized anyways. XD Along with Eyeclopsiel's vices.

@Guardian Angel Haruki

"Local Leader fan of horrible self insert romance?"
"THIS IS A F**KING OUTRAGE! I WILL KILL YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!"
"Sir, please calm down. We're in the middle of a meeting."

Anyways, I'm home, so I'm gonna start on him now.