Kafka Komedy

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I just realized Bonbon has the only in-combat healing ability. And it's her kisses.

You guys better have some cash on ya cuz that's the only way she'd ever let anyone touch her face.

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Hmmmmm... I can live with Bowser providing a promotion with calling BonBon something else. What would you like?

@Lmpkio

She would prefer "Bandita" but "Thug" and "Thief" are also acceptable. Anything that doesn't imply she has a boss basically. She's a free spirit type of gal.

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@Lmpkio Bowser is the only person Bonbon respects, even if it is by only the smallest margin. As long as he doesn't refer to her as "minion" too much, she'll probably be the first person to warm up to him, considering everyone else on the team except Koopy has fought him at least once.

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@Holy Soldier Bombon's hips don't lie, and they say, in bright neon letters, "Gimme all your cash loser."

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La Bandita

Local: Toad Town
^{Operatives: @Holy Soldier}

Bonnie looked up in horror as an italian shadow blotted out the sun. Above her the mustachioed plumber span like a dreidel of death above her head. So it was Mario that she had the misfortune of summoning with her thievery. Following his vague trajectory, Bon realized that he lead his shot: she wouldn't be able to pick up enough speed to make it past him. She switched gears and attempted to stop herself, but she was already going too fast. The thug fell over as Mario came crashing down, the earth-shattering force combined with the attempt to stop herself threw off her gravity.

As the dust settled, La Bandita picked herself up off the ground, with a decent amount of effort. She got herself just in time to see the plumber blow some major chunks. She silently giggled, but resumed her tense stance as the hero growled. Still, she picked up on some info. She didn't know much about Mario honestly, but one thing she had just learned was, apparently, he was a fan of the ladies. The main thing he seemed pissed about was her cockblocking him, not really the fact she had just robbed over 50 people blind. Well, if worse came to worse came to absolute worst, she could make an attempt to seduce him. If she really had no other options.

As the man threatened her, Bon viewed her surroundings and weighed her options. Obviously the crowd behind her was a no-no. To her left were less people, certainly, but those were broad streets in broad daylight, and the western gate was too full of people to be a reliable escape route. To the right was a tad more people, including a koopa that she got odd vibes off. His dark purple shell and this look in her eye made her wary of his presence, even if he had yet to attack. No matter what, it seemed like the right road was the best of her options. For now, her plan was simple.

"Fine, fine I got the nerd's purse and, hey, some food on the side too, for such a grand hero. Lemme just reach in here and grab it..." She lied, hefting the bag off her shoulders and reaching into it with both of her hands. Very sneakily she slipped some bombs up her sleeves, and grasped her bat in her right hand. "Ah, here it is!" She exclaimed with a grin as she pulled the weapon out of her sack. With a deft flick of the wrists, three of the smoke bombs hidden in the bandit's sleeves exploded onto the ground masking her presence. With a quick laugh, she grabbed her loot bolted down the street to her right, hoping the Koopa wouldn't try anything funny, or that Mario had any tricks up his sleeve.

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I'll put out another post sometime tonight, probably. I wanna make more progress on Boggly Woods though. It sucks just as much as I remember it.

I'm surprised nobody made a Geno or a Mallow. Will either of them be showin up at any point @tex?

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@tex Primarily overworld MK. I would prefer this be more of a Mario-multieverse RP, rather then a Multiverse-mario RP, if that makes any sense.

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Ol' Bonbon has incured the wrath of Mario. Probably. Will our heroine erm, villain get out of this one? Probably only by extreme luck.

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La Bandita

Local: Toad Town
^{Operation: Stealin' From Dweebs}

Bonnie laughed to herself silently as she watched the Cap-Card tourney from the roof of a shop a street away. With all the commotion, the big crowd, the excitement, the people all focusing on some dumb card game. This was easy pickings! La Bandita was about to make a big score, that was for certain. She could easily steal from a majority of the people in the crowd, and she was sure most of them had brought their decks, filled to the brim with rare cards that could be fenced for large sums of coins. The thought of so much money in her sack almost made her drool in anticipation, but she opted instead for a sly grin.

Bon hopped down onto the street with a slight "Oomph" and made her way towards the big crowd, her light bag slightly swaying with each step. She emptied it out for the big steal today, the only things left in it were bombs (both smoke and regular) and The Giant. After all, she was sure the authorities would follow her after robbing the town blind, and she didn't want to walk into a fight empty handed.

Once she had gotten close, she eyed the resistance. There were quite a few number of guards here, yes, but that simply meant she knew where most of the opposition was coming from. Keeping her grin on, she walked closer to the crowd. The stands would be difficult to navigate quickly for anyone but her, ensuring that any people dumb enough to try and get their money back themselves would probably fall on their faces. "Hah! Whata perfect plan!" Bon laughed to herself. Truly, she was a villainous mastermind.

With incredible deft speed, La Bandita took off, zigzagging through the stands with her bag open and loosely throwing wallets, purses, and occasionally even food into her magic bag. Quickly, people took notice of the interruption, and many began shouting incoherently. This garnered the notice of the guards, who realized that something was going on. It seemed like both the players stopped too, unable to concentrate at this noise. To this, Bon couldn't help herself from giggling, snorting, and then openly laughing fairly loudly. What a dumb event, who the hell holds stuff like this outside? These people would get eaten ALIVE back at Rogueport! Of course, her merriment was short lived. When she had stolen from a toad who looked like she had actually went to school, Bon noticed a red and blue blur, with splotches of brown on it's head. She knew who this was, and she couldn't stop the "Aw, crap!" escaping from her mouth.

That was surely the famous Mario, the hero who took down thugs like her. Unless she ran like hell, he would beat the absolute crap outta her! With a sloppy hand, the rogue sealed her bag and leaped off the stands, before quickly running in the direction of the closest alley. Why did bad things happen to bad people so much?

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My favorite thing about roleplaying is creating new characters. Something about it really appeals to me.