Kafka Komedy

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Hrm... now I'M kinda torn between a couple of things... should I make a paratroopa character, or a yoshi? Either way, my character will hate yoshis, and think of them as a plague, or something... I just don't know which species would work better for that...

@Lugia

I would recommend a yoshi, since we already have a koopa.

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@Lmpkio @Zardoric Oh, that makes sense. Cool.

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You know what's kinda funny? In those old, failed Mario-based RPs on that other website... my character always used a metal bat as a weapon...
wait... dang it! YOU STOLE IT! I got that thing to KEEP THIEVES AWAY, NOT ATTRACT THEM!

@Lugia

I steal EVERYTHING, EVEN YOUR IDEAS!!! AHAHAJAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Kafka then ran off into the sunset, laughing maniacly. He was never found.

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@Lmpkio What games did Bowser use dark magic in? I remember Death Battle brining that up too, but i dont believe they mentioned a source.

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Except he has a New York accent.

@Holy Soldier

We've got two New Yorkers on the team. This RP will devolve into PAAK YA CAA AT HAAVADYAAD immediately.

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Or we could sell the shell before my character summons it back... it is pretty unique.

@Zardoric

I like the way you think buddy. I think we're gonna be fast friends.

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And watch it disappear from her hands. He can summon his own shell back to him at any time.

@Zardoric

This will start a never ending game of steal, summon, steal, summon, forever locked in a loop until the multiverse implodes.

So, just to clarify, @Holy Soldier this is your version of Mario, right?

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Take a shell however...

@Zardoric

Well now she HAS to steal one. Hell she'll probably steal the shell right off his back!

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@Lmpkio Yeah they're gonna get along great. Hell, I'm sure Bonnie's gonna piss off everyone, all the time, and she's gonna love it.

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@Lmpkio Minions?!? Who Ya callin' "minions" Ya half-baked turtle soup!?!? I'll break ya friggin' legs, Oh "Koopa King"!!!